Ugly Bastard #3

Uglybastard #3

if you want to penetrate the marketplace, you better be well endowed. 

Are you endowed

A
 Somewhat misanthropic man with a harelip in his mid-late 30s works at a photo archive and is beginning to manifest signs of schizophrenia that is coinciding with an increasingly obsessive/compulsive interest in Italian spaghetti westerns.  In fact, he often slips into a fantasy world, which is the story of The Ugly Bastard, in which he plays the role of Clint Eastwood or 'the man with no name' from those Sergio Leone flicks.  This western that is going on in our man's head is beginning to interfere with his sense of reality.


Ugly bastard #1

The story takes place on a day in which our protagonist is near his breaking point.
.....  we see our anti-hero on the subway on his way to work and he begins the first of a few hallucinations regarding his inner spaghetti western. He is riding a horse, he is fast with a gun, etc. 


ugly bastard #2

one blazing hot summer day in the 90s, Autobody had a rehearsal and Sheila couldn't make it.  Lars=AB w/o Sheila, and all can witness why we need her to anchor us....

Lars: robot porn center

Lars 3000 fists of dismay

see robot porn center for info!  Except know that these be Bosco-free recordings...

Lost Autobody Treasures