This Is Not A One Hit Wonder 
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FNAF #FILK
Lost as Found

AUDIO FROM FNAF 1 
Copyright Scott Cawthon

Sample from Shirk - Haunted (Markiplier Outro 2016)

Let me offer up a theory, for your quirky little mind
I know you sense that something’s eerie, like something’s sneaking up behind
Is it a Robot or a Teacher, who’s the man behind the math?
Is Free-Will Deterministic, is it all one beaten path? 

Could I just say “Hello Neighbor”, do you think that that would do?
Could I ever truly say hello, to people such as you?
You’re the People in The Internet, I’m the one behind the screen
Do some words Never Matter, until we Find Out What They Mean?

They said “A One Hit Wonder”, is what they wanted on the show
But how long ago was then, will we ever really know?
The Episode is Lost in Time, Enfolded but Just Hit Rewind
And In it all the truth you’ll find, I’ve come to say Hello

Hello Hello? Hello Hello-li-o, Hello Hello

Phone guy clip from FNAF – Credit Scott Cawthon

Let me offer up a Theory, for your Quirky Little Mind
I know you sense that something’s eerie, do I echo in your mind?
Do you feel like we’ve met before, well that’s because we have
But if I said I travelled time, would Austin do the math?

Is it a Robot or a Teacher, Are We All Jars with Brains?
Do we all feel like we’re people, with our people houses people names?
Are You Questioning Your Content, Watch The Cameras Watch The Room
Are there 13 Herbs and Spices, Like a Recipe for Perfume?

This is Not a One Hit Wonder, This Is Not My UnderTale
This is Not a One Hit Wonder, This is Not My Holy Grail
This is Not a One Hit Wonder, but an Homage from a Fan
I think you guys are wonderful, when it comes to you I stan

This is Not a One Hit Wonder, and I won’t blame it on Jason
I can’t argue that it’s his fault, I don’t have enough information
This is Not a One Hit Wonder, but I hope that you all laugh
Thank you for bringing us all together, thank you for playing FNAF

Meta Theory

TINA One Hit Wonder

Broken Parts, Stubborn Hearts (C.2019) - What's This Life For

The Break (C.2020) - Iris of an Evil Angel [GooGooDolls/Breaking Benjamin Mashup]

Alanis Morissette Parody - Isn't it the Covid (Ironic Parody)
Obviously I do not own the rights to the music, but I'm protected under parody law, so, enjoy ;) 

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day (it was the covid)
It’s cracks in your skin, from hand sanitzer spray
It’s a shitty situation, in a toiler paper craze
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It’s a death row sentence, to some regular inmates

you can stay inside, but it’s a whole new plague
It's a free day off, but you’re not getting paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And now it will spread, it figures

Mr. Student debt, was too broke to fly
He packed his bug-out bag, with his friends online
He waited his whole damn life, to see such a cheap flight
And when the borders shut down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think

you can stay inside, but it’s a whole new plague
It's a free day off, but you’re not getting paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And now it will spread, it figures

Well, poop has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And poop has a funny way of bumming you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your pee-jays

No traffic jams, and the gas is cheap
But you can’t go drive, it’s a quarantine
It's like ten thousand towels, when all you need is TP
It's taking the shit of your dreams
And then seeing the roll is empty
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

you can stay inside, but it’s a whole new plague
It's a free day off, but you’re not getting paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And now it will spread, it figures

Well, poop has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And poop has a funny way of bumming you out
bumming you out

Alanis Morissette Parody - Isn't It The Covid (Ironic Parody)

Second Chance
Hearts With Wings and Eyes to See © 2021
Lost as Found
LaF Productions, LLC

Break free the kicking of the drums when the turning of the world starts to wear you down
Cold smile, another turns to drugs as The Man tries to wear you out
White noise, the mulling of a voice, as the teacher tries to fill your head
Cold sweats, you better stop yet, though you find it hard to give her up

Dark place, I’m looking for a face where the weather doesn’t hide all the truth she sells
Exhale the breathing of her voice, with her teeth wrapped around your neck
Cold clutch, the screaming of a nail, when the shivers down your spine start to drip warm blood
Tune in, the ringing in your ears, cause you find it hard to FORGET

And you work those fingers to the bone, and the more you try is the less you own
One hard look cause a look is what you leap

Second chance to fail cause the world won’t quit when you won’t give yup
Second chance to fail, it’s never gonna be enough
Second chance to fail, cause the worlds worth shit when you won’t give up
Second chance to fail, cause it’s never gonna be enough

Slick fix, she never had a kiss, cause the turning of the world tried to wear her down
Resist the calling of a bliss that you’re never gonna turn away
Slips in, the vanity begins, and the fading of the world starts to set you free
Fix this, you’re never gonna miss all the shit that you threw away

And you work those fingers to the bone
and the more you try is the less you own
One hard look cause a look is what you leap

Second chance to fail cause the world won’t quit when you won’t give up
Second chance to fail, it’s never gonna be enough
Second chance to fail, cause the worlds worth shit when you won’t give up
Second chance to fail, is it ever gonna be enough?

*Break*
I'll wear you down
I'll wear you out
I'll wear you down
I'll wear you out

Second chance to fail cause the world won’t quit when you won’t give up
Second chance to fail, it’s never gonna be enough
Second chance to fail, cause the worlds worth shit when you won’t give up
Second chance to fail, cause it’s never gonna be enough!

VeritaSuicide

03. Second Chance

The Break (C.2020) - Will I Make It Home
by Danna Amelia Pond of Lost as Found, 2020.C.

They don’t get it, they don’t understand
We’ve all said it, but we don’t know the plan
I try to believe, in an elusive greater good
Try to be the kind of man, my father said I should
Try to be the kind of daughter, my mother would respect
But I’m tired of trying, Lord I’m such a wreck

I count my money, ‘fore the dealing’s done
Win many battles, before the war is won
My handsight’s twenty-twenty, my hands around my neck
I tried to quit my job, before I cashed the cheque

I don’t get it, and I don’t understand
I know I’ve said it, but I don’t know the plan
Oh Lord I know you’re with me, I know I’m not alone
But will I ever make it? Will I make it home?

She paint’s her nails, she dots her I’s
He ties his sneakers, they’re not his size
She takes his money, takes off her clothes
He thinks it’s funny, but they don’t know

The Break (C.2020) - Will I Make It Home

This is Lost as Found - Don't You Know (The Best Apology is Changed Behavior)

They try to say you shouldn’t say it you don’t mean it
They try to tell you sorry but you know you don’t believe it
They try to sell you something but you don’t want a reason
You want a father who’s a parent and a mother who is decent
They try to say you shouldn’t speak up when you’re hurting
They try to tell you you’re not hot, baby you’re burning
They try to keep you down, to keep you out, to keep you mean
You want a brighter sky, not nightmares in your day dreams
Don’t want your lies, don’t want disguise,  no “maybe later” ‘ s
Don’t you know the best apology is changed behavior?
I’m not ready to go down, but if I do I’m going swinging
Not ready to shut up, I’ll keep on laughing keep on singing
And you can hate the game, but baby don’t you hate the player
Don’t you know the best apology is changed behavior?
They try to shut you up and fill your mouth with a prescription 
They try to shame you for the way you battle with addiction
They try to hold you down but baby they just hold you back
Don’t you know the way they count the cards, the deck is stacked
They try to say you shouldn’t speak up when you’re hurting
They try to blame you for it, but you don’t deserve it
They try to bite you, try to fight you, in behind the scenes
But baby don’t you compromise, when it comes to apologies
I’m not ready to go down, but if I do I’m going swinging
Not ready to shut up, I’ll keep on laughing keep on singing
And you can hate the game, but baby don’t you hate the player
Don’t you know the best apology is changed behavior?
Don’t want rejects, don't want no disrespect, I just want honesty
All this deceit and all these defects, oh babe you’re killing me

The Break - Don't You Know (The Best Apology is Changed Behavior)

Maggot (I'm Going on A Quest)
Hearts With Wings and Eyes to See © 2021
Lost as Found
LaF Productions, LLC

I’m Going on a Quest!
(For riches and gold)
You’re Second Best to Me
To Slay The Dragon
And Free my Soul
I'm Going on a Quest!
(For riches, For riches, and Gold)
You're Second Best to Me

Disgusting little maggot, are you afraid of mommy’s shoe?
Disgusting little maggot, are you alone in broken truth?
Disgusting filthy birdie, you’ll never understand..
And trust my filthy words, I’ll fuck you up, your soul is damned
(Damn You to Hell!)

You Filthy Bitch
(Filthy Filthy Filthy Filthy)
Rot in Hell
You Sour Shit, just ring the bell
You're Such a Fan, and all your love
(Filthy Filthy Filthy Filthy)
I'm Kicking Trash from up above

Disgusting tasteless bore, is what you want, just to been seen?
(don't give 'em attention)
A useless graceless whore, you’re all alone, in your defeat
(ka ka ka K. O)
You wretched spineless scum, go rinse your box, and wash your mouth
(Have You Tried Listerine?)
Did momma ever tell you, your worse than tuna, more like trout
(Eww!)

You filthy bitch, rot in hell
You sour shit, just ring the bell
I know you’re such a fan, but all your love
I’m kickin' trash from up above

Disgusting little maggot, are you ashamed to watch the tape?
Disgusting little maggot, don’t you know that that shit’s rape?
You useless graceless whore, go call the cops I’ll give em Hell
Where did a bitch like you, learn to go cry wolf so fuckin' well?
(CRY BITCH CRY)

You filthy bitch, rot in hell
You sour shit bag, ring the bell
I know you’re such a fan, but all your love
I’m kickin' trash from up above

I’m Going on a Quest!
(For riches and gold)
You’re Second Best to Me
To slay the dragon
and free me soul
I'm Going on a Quest!
(For riches, For riches, and Gold)
You're Second Best to Me

06. Maggot [Explicit]

Loving's Easy
Hearts With Wings and Eyes to See © 2021
Lost as Found
LaF Productions, LLC

N I C O Loving’s Easy
U N Me 4Sure
iF Only Nobody’s Teasing, And I kNow Everyone Are 
N I C Oh Loving’s Easy 
U N Me 4Sure
If a lady only knew, well I’d give you my heart

I need a mountain to climb to prove my love, but my body’s getting ill
I need a Fountain in this Pond of Love, you know the water’s getting still
I need a freak to meet my frequency, you turn me on with just one touch
I need a devil in my fantasy, you know the angels talk too much

I need a flower with some thorns, you know the rose just ain’t as sweet
I need a mouth that’s not afraid to talk, I need a tiger with some teeth
I need a freak to meet my frequency, so sing your Siren’s Song
I need a devil in my fantasy and babe it won’t be long

01. Loving's Easy

Tooth and Nail
Hearts With Wings and Eyes to See © 2021
Lost as Found
LaF Productions, LLC

 I don’t have time for sympathy, or stupid little games
And I can’t erase the memories, that cause me so much pain
I can’t explain the circumstance, or the situation’s stains

I argue with the martyr, put yourself upon a cross
On ignorance and simple minds, the messages are lost
Don’t bargain with the devil, you ain’t never gonna win
But that ain’t never stopped me, from sinking in the sin

Tooth and Nail I scream and I shout
Kick and scream, these melodies, I’ll find my way out
You ain’t gonna hold me down, I’ll dig a hole and watch you drown
Tooth and Nail who’s laughing now?

I don’t have time for wasting, took a chance I’m moving on
All the struggles I’ve been facing, another dance, another song
Another night with Hailey, I wonder, will it ever come?
The only reason to believe why I’m not dead and gone

05. Tooth and Nail

Oh I’m
Wasting away from all this, self isolation
I’m chasing down my days, another bottled medication
The doctor says it’s just a way of dealing with frustration
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but this shit ain’t no vacation

Oh I’m
Wasting away from all this, self isolation
Trace another line, before I start self-mutilation
I chase another high, I chase another mind’s elation
They say the end is fucking nigh, I say it’s Californication

But I’m
Hooked on the shit, hooked on the news, a sinking ship, hooked on the views,
He bought some cans, you bought some booze, she bought a gun, I bought a noose
It doesn’t matter, don’t you see? A poster child of vanity
They say the world’s about to end, it never mattered much to me

When the world is ending, will you call me up
Will you say you’re sorry, for leaving, in the middle of our love
When the world is ending, will you tell it to me straight?
Will you say you love me, or will we go our separate ways

Well I’m
Wasting away from all this, self isolation
Chasing dreams of better days, before the age of sanitation
The doctor says it’s just a way, of curving infestation
Trapped in a daze, a mirrored maze, and endless phase of preparation

H is for the haze, a halting screech, to the old ways
Another family lives without, another family kneels and prays
To a God you don’t believe in, for sweet relief that never comes
Another mother’s broken heart, another family left undone

Another day, another buck, another kid without a fuck
Another family locked inside, a rich man lives, while poor men die
It doesn’t matter, don’t you see? A poster child of vanity
They say the world’s about to end, it never mattered much to me

You know I love you, yeah it’s true
You know, I need you, yes I do
You know, I love you to the moon
You know, the world is ending soon
You know, I love you yeah, tonight
You know, our love is worth the fight
You know, I love you to the moon
You know, the world is ending soon

When the world is ending, will you call me up
Will you say you’re sorry, for leaving, in the middle of our love
When the world is ending, will you tell it to me straight?
Will you say you love me, or will we go our separate ways

*WE'RE SORRY*
*YOU HAVE REACHED A NUMBER THAT IS DISCONNECTED OR IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE*

Self Isolation

07. Sleepless Nights
Hearts With Wings and Eyes to See © 2021
Lost as Found
LaF Productions, LLC

I’ll burn you, I’ll tear you out, I’ll carve you up, I’ll wear you down
And if you don’t mind my asking, why did I ever bother seeking your approval

I’ll hate you, erase your soul, don’t take my light, for your black hole
And if you don’t mind my asking, could you forget my name, and never call again

This is an anthem for the damned, all our wounds are second hand
Regretting Parents, regretting children, they can’t stand

I’ll burn you up, high on exhaust, gas on the fire, of all we’ve lost
And if you don’t mind my asking, did you ever understand the cost?
I’ll break your walls, I’ll break you too, when true love calls, I’ll escape you
And if you don’t mind my asking, could you drown yourself in shame, while I set fire to your name

Stand up and fight, undig this grave
Take back your light, it’s not too late
Stand up and fight, kick off the dirt
Take back your light, it doesn’t … hurt…

I’ll burn you, I’ll tear you out, I’ll carve you up, I’ll wear you down
And if you don’t mind my asking, can I kick you in the teeth, while I readjust my crown?

07. Sleepless Nights

The Break (C.2020) - Nirvana
Music and Lyrics by Danna Amelia Pond
Written and released on April 4th, 2020.

If I could wish upon a star
I'd wish that you were happier
But I don't think it's that easy

If I could offer up a prayer
Would you hear it? Are you there?
I swear it isn't just to please me

Is this life more that what it seems?
Is there something to my dreams?
Are you safe, are you happy?

Are you all alone above?
Did you finally fall in love?
Are you safe; are you laughing?

Did you finally reach Nirvana?
Did you do all the things you wanna?
Are you proud to be a God?

If I could tell you just one thing
As the winter turns to spring
Would you hear it; Would you listen?

If I could offer up a word
Is this world for the birds?
Are you safe; are you happy?

The Break (C.2020) - Nirvana

The Break(C.2020) - Rearrange Me
Music and Lyrics by Danna Amelia Pond

When I was just a kid, you used to say you loved me
But now I wonder if you ever did
When I, was barely five years old, you scarred my mortal soul
With words that cut me deeper than a life I’m cursed to live alone

When I was just a kid, a father in the sky above me
But now I wonder if he ever lived
When I, was barely five years young, you cursed me with your tongue
With words that bent me out of shape, the threads of fate and trust undone

I was my father’s only son
Now I’m his daughter on the run

When I, was barely twenty five, you sided with a villain
Who was ill’in’, it was killin me, he was cheating on his wife
When I, was barely twenty six, your hesitation sticks,
I fell in love, you kicked me out, you said that I was turning tricks

You’re fucking sick
You’re such a bitch

Don’t you ever try to change me
Don’t you ever rearrange me
Get the fuck away from me, FUCK YOU
Don’t repaint my colors with your grey
Don’t, you ever try to change me
Don’t ever rearrange me
I’ll rearrange your face

Now I know, I know that you’re alone
And you know, I hope that you’re in pain
And I know, I know you’re on your own
And you know, you know I can’t complain

Now I, I’m barely twenty nine, and I am doing fine
I’ve got a love that holds me close, I’m eating well, I’m drinking wine
And you, are broken on your own, a big old empty home
I hope you’re fucking happy, but I know you’re fucking bitter and alone

The Break (C.2020) - Rearrange Me

We Go Together (Do We Though?) - Lost as Found
From the album : Shitty Tattoos and Other Bad Decisions

We go together, like pineapple on pizza
It’s so obvious, yet it’s still up for debate
We go together, like dinner and a movie
Some would argue that that’s the perfect date

We go together, like Hallmark Cards and Wine
are perfect for every occasion
We go together, like ice cream goes with cryin’
Or maybe we are more like rum and raisins
 
So now the point I’m trying to make to you is this
No matter what you do, some folks will disagree with it
So pick a favorite flower, pick a movie maybe two
If I could pick a favorite person, I’d pick you

We go together, like a Bonnie goes with Clyde
We’re just a couple rebels on the run
We go together, like rainy days inside
Are always good for a little indoor fun

We go together, like drinking on the beach
They might judge us, but they’re jealous of the fact
We go together, like suicide and bleach
It’s hard to follow, such a perfect act

So now the point I’m trying to make to you is this
No matter what you do, some folks will disagree with it
So pick a favorite flower, pick a movie maybe two
If I could pick a favorite person, I’d pick you

Credit cards and shopping sprees, amphetamines and denim jeans
That Rockstar, Vodka, Energy ooh
Alcohol and cigarettes, cocaine and unprotected sex
There’s nothing better or worse than you and me

We Go Together (Do We Though?)

Awkward Muse - Lost as Found
From the album : Shitty Tattoos and Other Bad Decisions

Can I paint you? Like one of my French Girls?
I won’t make it weird, I just like the way your hair curls
Can I sing for you? Like a Mockingbird calls for love
Or the way a cat goes “AH AH AH AH” at the birds above?

Can I write for you? Bring a tear to your eye
Cause even shitty poems sometimes make you wanna cry
Can I play for you? A Grand Piano on a Shore
I’m not sure how we’ll get it there, I’d do all of this and more

Baby can you be my muse, I can be your star struck lover
I can bring you awkward happiness, your clumsy angel under cover
Baby can you be my muse, I can be your starving artist
I’ve got so much love I want to give, but I swear the hardest part is my…
Inspiration

Can I draw you? With a pencil or a pen?
I’m not very good at painting, what a strange place to begin
Can I sing for you? When we’re both inside the car?
and if you don’t really like it, we don’t have to go that far

Can I write you love songs? The kind your momma used to sing
The kind they play at weddings, as they’re handing off the rings
Can I play for you? A Grand Piano on a Shore
I’m still not sure how we’ll get it there, but I’d do all of this and more

Baby can you be my muse, I can be your star struck lover
I can bring you awkward happiness, your clumsy angel under cover
Baby can you be my muse, I can be your starving artist
I’ve got so much love I want to give, but I swear the hardest part is my…
Inspiration

Can I paint you? Like one of my French Girls?
I won’t make it weird, I just like the way your hair curls

Awkward Muse

Sunday Morning Toilet - Lost as Found
From the album : Shitty Tattoos and Other Bad Decisions

This Sunday Morning Hangover has really got me busting out the lines again
This Sunday Morning Toilet is a monumental mess of my mistakes
This afternoon will have me doing backflips in my brain
Another ocean of emotion, or a hurricane of pain
Another lovely night turned lonesome morning
 did my heart just get hit by a train?

and I hope that you are well
Another Sunday Morning Hell

This Sunday Morning Hangover has really got me beating on myself again
This Sunday Morning Toilet is a terrorizing throne for my defeat
And all the snails in my stomach, it’s like the slime is taking time
Another night of bad decisions without a reason or a rhyme
Another can of soup for breakfast, the kind they make for alcoholics
I can drink that shit all day but I can’t eat

and I hope that you are well
Another Sunday Morning Hell

I do it to myself you know it happens every time
My debilitating health condition is one of a kind
I try to keep it in, to shove it down, to pour it up, to shut you out
But here I am on Sunday Morning and I’m bleeding from my mouth

All the things I never said, and all the things I should’ve done
And I swear that I’ve been dead, since the age of twenty one
But this Sunday Morning Toilet is my altar of confession
I only wish that I had left a better last impression

Sunday Morning Toilet

Shitty Tattoos And Other Bad Decisions - Lost as Found
Title Track from the album : Shitty Tattoos And Other Bad Decisions (C.2020)

We got matching flash, while we were bumping fists
Yeah we were flashing cash, with our matching wrists
Yeah our moms were mad, and our dads were pissed
But we swore this was the reason that we both exist

But now my back’s a mess, and my arm is scarred
I’ve got my ex’s name tattooed over my heart
A permanent solution, to a shaky start
With the words “You and I Will Never Be Apart”

I just can’t help it, man I should’ve known better
Just another reason that I wear this sweater

“You And I Will Never Be Apart”
Your Daughter’s Birthday, on my arm
That Leprechaun From Lucky Charms
Shitty Tattoos, but at least it’s art!

We got some matching scars, on our broken hearts
I’ve got a four leaf clover, you’ve got Joan of Arc
My friends all say, you shouldn’t try that hard
But for a Hopeless Romantic, it’s a walk in the park

My back’s a mess, and my legs are covered
In the telephone numbers, of my tattooed lovers
I’ve made poor decisions, like that tattoo of her
What kind of mistakes are hiding under the covers?

“You And I Will Never Be Apart”
Your Daughter’s Birthday, on my arm
That Leprachaun From Lucky Charms

“You And I Will Never Be Apart”
Such Bullshit I knew from the start
Your Name Tattooed Over My Heart

I can’t believe I would have died for you
I can’t believe you would have let me
And after all the times I tried for you
Are you still trying to ||FORGET|| me?

Shitty Tattoos And Other Bad Decisions

Forever Twenty Seven - Lost as Found
From the album : Shitty Tattoos and Other Bad Decisions (C.2020)

Forever Twenty Seven, yeah, you’re joining the club
Got yourself a white lighter and a bottle of bub
A broken heart from giving too much love
And the scars on your arms say you’ve seen enough

What can I say, that wasn’t said before
Like my world’s on fire, now, how bout yours?
A sinking ship, should I grab the oars
Or is it just better jumping overboard?

I don’t blame you, I’m in pain too
But I’d be lying, and I’d be outta my mind, if I said I wasn’t trying to save you

To the best years of your life, I hope they’re still ahead
But I know how it feels, to wish that you were dead
To the best years of your life, I hope they’re still to come
But in the meantime it’s okay for you to feel undone

Forever Twenty Seven, yeah you’re packing it in
You got a bottle of pills, you got a bottle of gin
If you’re living In Utero, you’re living in sin
You wanna reach Nirvana, you gotta look within

You say you’re fading out, you’re going back to black
Because I’ve been to rehab, and I don’t wanna go back
Call it an overdose, or a heart attack
You wanna throw me a line, it better be my last

I don’t blame you, I’m in pain too
But I’d be lying, and I’d be outta my mind, if I said I wasn’t trying to save you

To the best years of your life, I hope they’re still ahead
But I know how it feels, to wish that you were dead
To the best years of your life, I hope they’re still to come
But in the meantime it’s okay for you to feel undone

Cause I’m the Lizard Queen, I’ve been behind the scenes
I’m gonna break on through, like my broken dreams
I’m waiting for my train, been through a lot of change
A complete unknown, and I’m a rolling stone

Nejikomu sa saigo ni
Sashihiki zero sa, sou da yo
Hibi wo kezuru

(At the final moment push hard
That’s right, all the way to zero
Until we wipe away the days)

Forever Twenty Seven

Lost as Found X is the Next Stage in Danna Pond's "Lost as Found."

Continue listening to music written and recorded by Danna Amelia Pond and her best friend, Purt Pickles.

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