Uhhhh wtf is a macbook? lmao I dig it, keep it trill

Thank you to everyone who took part in the celebration! 

This mix is inspired by a community event of love hosted by the homie @lostboyevsky

NAMASTE

The Astonishing Miracle of Love

LYRICS:

Gadzooks, Dragonball Z on a Macbook
Wow, Japanese anime on a Macbook
In YouTube in Internet in a Macbook
Damn, what the fuck is a Macbook?

I'm drinking beer, watching Vegeta fight Kid Buu
Shit's beautiful like El Prado; that's in Madrid fool
Lost boy, a joker who plays super metroid
Why you so serious like Cell if he had hemorrhoids hah
Move through a strange place where water's branded
Dabble in cryptic language, ponder the sanskrit
Life too momentary to miss out on delicious sleep
Prefer dreamscapes; you don't know the one-sixteenth
Hah, that's one half to the fourth power
Aim to use rhyme to erect my own Korin tower
Sometimes feel I live in a Macbook
have you seen the stars? jumpin' jehosaphat, look!
It's like Shenron skeeted on the night sky
But shout to modems, routers, and reliable wi-fi!
I'm building a doomsday device out of LEGOs
And commissioning a stegosaurus to tow my winnebago
Plans to go Rufio somewhere over the rainbow
Eat a bagel and shudder at thoughts of John and Jane Doe
Word, maybe I could be an eternal Gohan
Child-mind chilling on a marble that floats bra

Huhhh, Dragonball Z on a Macbook
Whaat, I'm Android 18 with this Macbook
Wow, Google owns Youtube, Macbook
Damn, how'd we make a fucking Macbook?

Woah, Bulma birthing Trunks on a Macbook
Whaat, just spent 8 hours on a Macbook
YouTube advertisements on my Macbook
What's the message of this medium? Macbook

Love the Internet, but most of it is pretty vapid
Often rap naked, but pics or it didn't happen
Hope I can still act ridiculous as a geezer
See me being iconic and a little off like Pisa
Also looking foolish and plotting schemes like Freeza
Or maybe those Namekians who thought up Giza
Like who the hell decides to construct a pyramid?
People are surreal, from Saiyan to Puritan
On my iPhone listening to Why? - Fatalist Palmistry
Murmur the song on my palm until they coffin me
Channel Master Roshi to see through the flim flam
And compose musical stimpacks like the kid Dan
You know, the 3030 Automater?
I know no things; moon brain full of fatal craters
Can you believe whales subsist off of krill, man?
Sometimes I feel inadequate like Krillin
Lightspeed world sometimes irritates me
But then other times feel right like Super Saiyan 3
I don't know, man, it's simulation and illusion
But remain calm and fornicate with your confusion

Zoinks, zensu beans on a Macbook
Woah, ghost of Steve Jobs, Macbook
Damn, we could all be connected by Macbooks
Wow, I think I love you, Macbook

Dude, Internet snake way on my Macbook
Man, Apple corporation, Macbook
1,000 US dollars for a Macbook
Wow, I think I love you Macbook

("I love you too, LOSTBOYEVSKY" [female robot voice])

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First rap-song-thing off of my upcoming project.

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Beat by Big Baby Gandhi: http://bigbabygandhi.bandcamp.com/

Mixed by Jesse White: https://soundcloud.com/mrjessewhite

Jordan Bates is my alter-ego. He lives here: http://www.refinethemind.com/

FREE EP DWNLD

DRAGONBALL Z ON A MACBOOK [PROD. BIG BABY GANDHI]

https://1cloudboys.bandcamp.com/album/burnout

waterbed

i'm hoppin out yo trunk

produced by @batbxy

‘bows drop with sleeve snot,
weep not, for i’m here,

and it’s weird how parents show,
their love for glo,

as we fail again and bail on plans,
they frown on mans,

the beats i use, they have a habit of pissing off my family members,
sadly tender like a rabbit practice quiet and burn my embers,
lattice climbin just to see ya nethers and ya feathers,
wit some timing i can get ya skin stickin to the leather,

eyes stay open wide for a glaze, in a daze,
i drive this town and always ‘fuse it for a maze,
then i brace,
slam the brakes,
hoppin out im sippin mucho mango,
smokin on some stupid pluto as this sunny fuckin day glows,

got flowers? i’ll spray yours,
left towers for great grows,
lips got powers,
snatch the mic cause yo ass spit lame flows,

blow spots, volcanoes,
tell those thots “drink draino”,
dumb fink wit slow brains got dro smoke out guangzhou,

i’m luffy barbados can’t touch me,
yo couchie’s get stuffing, 
yo meat sticks for puffing,
i eat y’all for lunch,
yo i’ll hand out the cuff links,
the dress code is strict,
don’t you blink,
yo the managers a dick,

i’m pissin off the natives gettin kriss cross faded,
inflated in the forest, kissin moss tradin,
rhymes with the faries, and munchin on some berries,
i can give time and coin for eyelids so deadmen ride the ferries

‘bows drop with sleeve snot,
weep not, for i’m here,

and it’s weird how parents show,
their love for glo,

as we fail again and bail on plans,
they frown on mans,

i can feel the clouds static through my bedsheets,
a dead beat playing dead and bent on mending,
let the mind snap back like elastic from the stress pullin,
nails jagged, cut plastic, mulling,

and mumbling through to dawn,
i protest standing,
blinds drawn,
skin gaunt pale,
like a count of a tale,

i flaunt well though, sun make me jaunt,
quelling addlers in my minds bow,
still the mattress i haunt,

still the lattice blowin in the wind,
atmosphere is growing dim,
critters peepin through my skin,
see me cheesin off a win,

with a grin, 
i seem mighty thin these days,
beard sport a couple grays,
what i mean to say,

is as i’m gettin older with these weary shoulders,
sight is gettin bleary from the air that’s colder,
than it used to be, i’m nearly fuller,
stress builds up without that solar,
let it rest on me and let this stupid soul go smoulder,

before it gets the best of me,
it’s weighing pretty heavily,
used to be you lift it with a simple tenner piece,
i used to be a better bee,

‘bows drop with sleeve snot,
weep not, for i’m here,

and it’s weird how parents show,
their love for glo,

as we fail again and bail on plans,
they frown on mans,

'bows drop (prod. batbxy)[THANK YOU FOR 10K !!!]

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Rolls Royce Freestyle

heat

Medal

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DRAGONBALL Z ON A MACBOOK [PROD. BIG BABY GANDHI]

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