Carl and Callum discuss Joe Biden's kid-gloves first press conference, how an outrage over an image of Muhammad shows Britain has de facto blasphemy laws, and that we're probably going to need a vaccine passport to get a pint.

https://www.lotuseaters.com/the-podcast-of-the-lotus-eaters-97-26-03-21

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #97

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, one of the most famous and influential YouTube stars on the planet is, allegedly, a sex predator who preys on young boys. This is not a huge surprise but it does raise a question: Do you know what your kids are doing online, and who they are being influenced by? Also Five Headlines including Joe Biden’s gun control push, another SHOCKING twist in an alleged hate crime case, and a Republican legislator sparks controversy by comparing abortion to slavery. But is he right? Yes, he is. I’ll explain why.

Ep. 697 - The “Influencers” Who Prey On Your Children

Carl and Callum discuss how the "Biden Administration" disavowed President Biden, how the George Floyd trial is going to end in blood, and Lindsay Ellis's baffling views on cancel culture.

https://www.lotuseaters.com/the-podcast-of-the-lotus-eaters-114-20-04-21

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #114

Matt Walsh sits through another anti-racist training video.

Conservative Matt Walsh Takes Anti-Racist Training

This is my new type of sound.

Thank you for your listening.

20220411

Shoproomputer [part 4]

2022-06-30

The More Heat, The Slower The Playing

Forget the volcano, horse whispering is HOT!

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Pompeii' Review

2363 CE / Proxima B / spaceport hub 241H. After Quantoria's swimming pool AI discredited herself, she was sentenced to exile in a photonic body, restricting tactile interactions with the world. Fortunately, there is a workaround. The black hole in the core of a new body could be used as a tool. So, our outcast continues to give other beings some fun... for a little price :)

(Spoiler) Millennia later, she'll be liberated as a completely new identity known as Kechia-Ma. Till the next story!

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I'm photonic whore
Hooking up at the spaceport shore.
Hey mister, I want your universal credits for sure.
Meet me at the Bay 1069,
Wanna do 69 with me? Fine.

Black hole
Makes me whole.
Black hole,
Fuck like that hurts not at all.

(solo)

1000 credits and I'm all yours for night,
Half payback guarantee if you're not satisfied.
Oh yes, you will, I promise, at any circumstance:
'Cause "Nothing says romance like cumming in the girl's ass."

Black hole
Makes me whole.
Black hole,
Fuck like that hurts not at all.

(interlude)

My left armpit glowing like a laser beam,
My dimension is fractionally fractal.
I draw power from weakness within,
It's not a part of job, but the course of action.

I like to sit on top
At the space cop,
Then bang-bang
With intergalactic gang,
Then broadcast
Utterly pure desire
While what's inside my pants
Is put on fire.

Black hole covers in light me whole.
Black hole covers in light me whole.
Black hole covers in light me whole.
Fucking like that costs you nothing at all!

Black hole, I'm your exalted believer!

(outro / solo)

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Andrey Zamaraev - lyrics, keytar, producing, mixing
Kechia-Ma@CyberDiva.Vocaloid5 - synthetic vocals
Mastered by Arefyev Studio.

Photonic Whore

an excerpt of the intro of a song written by my good friend Dyniss from back in the day when we were in a band together (lead vocal - Dyniss, harmony - me). It's a good example of our vocal tandem when we sang together. 

Here is a cover of Dyniss's band covering "We Can Work It Out", with me on vocal lead: 
https://soundcloud.com/user-432503709/we-can-work-it-out-with-dyniss-vocal-mark?in=user-432503709/sets/singing-stuff

Here is a medley of Dyniss tunes recorded from our rehearsal sessions:
https://soundcloud.com/user-432503709/dyniss-ditties-bestest-bits?in=user-432503709/sets/compilations

For more about Dyniss, visit http://dyniss.com/

Live in the Studio

Less Than Me (intro harmony / song by Dyniss)

no: not a master track . that one turned out to be noisy in a non-lofi kind of way

method: piano and reading
narration: the story of an old giant told for children

gedicht / copyright jo richter:

der alte riese
lebt in der höhle
halbhoch am hang
und badet im bergsee

der alte riese 
hält dreizehn ziegen
die schlafen am tag
und weiden des nachts

der alte riese
trinkt kaffee aus kübeln
saust rund um's gebirg
schnell wie der wind

der alte riese
kann keinen schlips binden
und ist auf soireen
selten zu sehen

der alte riese 
singt riesenlieder
in einer sprache
die keiner versteht

der alte riese 
lacht laut, wenn er lacht
ringsum hageln birnen
auf leute herab

der alte riese
ist auf den hofhund getreten
er grummelt leise
es täte ihm leid

der alte riese
zählt eins, zwei, zwölf, acht
tanzt mit den zahlen
und freut sich daran

der alte riese
schläft auf dem dorfplatz
während des volksfests
ein und schnacht laut

der alte riese
besucht seine mutter
bringt ihr zehn tannen
als zahnstocher mit

der alte riese
malt das glitzern an sterne
denn niemand anders
reicht dort hinauf

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #97

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