X Hyphen
Lyrics & Vocals by Lou Key X
Music by Kick et Snare
Vocals Recorded by Lucky Lex inside an Igloo somewhere in the Remote Inhabited North of Canada
Mixed & Mastered at AlxMuzic Studio by Alex Yvon Blain
Executive Producer : Lucky Lex
https://soundcloud.com/kicketsnare
https://soundcloud.com/alxmuzic
https://soundcloud.com/luckylex

X Hyphen
Door Bell, Rain Dear, Gift Wrap, Plastic
Xmas Remix Favourite Classic
Holiday madness Stuck in traffic
Family Fanatic, dramatic and Manic
Seasonal Static the Sales are Massive
Don't Panic, plan your Shopping Tactics
Have cash in Elastics be part of the masses
Stop demographics, backflip that shit was sarcastic
Sharing, Caring, Christ a Mass Cheering
Fearing Parents, Drinking Beer and
Joking, Smoking, laughing, Eating
Turkey and Gravy, caffeine in the Evening
Celia's Catering, Bella plays Violin
Granny in the Kitchen, the mood that I am in
Chin, Chin ,take a sip of Gin...
Singing with Billie Holliday on the Radio

(chorus)
X Hyphen M.A.S, X-Mas
What kinda crap is on your Wishlist
Mistletoe Kisses, Now Explicit
Twisted, Need more gifts, Uplifting 

In My Radius,  Loved Ones Gathering
Dresses are Flattering, part of our Happening
Sophie is Chattering, camera Capturing
Sasha is Dancing in the back with Catherine
Gigi cut her finger with a carrot on a Mandolin
Blood is Spattering, what is Happening ?
Kids are Balancing, Dreams Almost Shattering
Lets take time for the Gift Unravelling
Snow Balls, Tree Lights, so Exciting
Bearded Santa, Babies are Frightened
I'm not Baptized, I use the X Hyphen
December 25th is when I started Writing
In the Basement under the Horizon
Facing a Crisis, Temptations of Silence
Drinking and Driving without a License
Act without Guidance and Attract the Sirens


X Hyphen

Tragic X-Mas
Lyrics & Vocals by Lou Key X
Music by Kick et Snare
Bass by Blex Xperience
Recorded by Lucky Lex inside an Igloo somewhere in the Remote Inhabited North of Canada !
Mixed by Kick et Snare 
Mastered at AlxMuzic Studio by Alex Yvon Blain
Executive Producer : Lucky Lex
@kicketsnare
@alxmuzic
@luckylex
http://noelrap.com

TRAGIC X-MAS 
(chorus)
Tragic X-Mas, So Nostalgic 
Freezing and Homeless without Fabric 
Erratic Catholics, the Hypocrites Panic 
Snow is Romantic, Dirt is Dramatic

(Verse1)
Trees with lights, I'm walking downtown
back is hurting from yesterday's beat down 
I fell on the ground, then it melted and I drowned 
King without a Crown and a Dirty ripped Gown 
A Pour Old Man, now my Skin is Brown
I once was Lost but I never was Found
No Rebound for a Hound that's Impounded 
it doesn't make sense without a pence or a pound 
Sterling, my whole body keeps Hurting 
No Ice for Curling, I'm Stoned and Swirling 
Turning to hide my face from the Whirlwind 
Darkness is Lurking, my Soul is Burning 
You Treat me like a Vermin, it's Disconcerting 
I'm Undeserving like a car that's Swerving 
I'm Nerving, Please Help Me, I'm Yearning
I Search for Equivalence, People Merging 

(Verse2)
No Dead Presidents, sometimes my Sentiment is Hesitant
Some say Irrelevant, Sick without Medicine 
I face all Elements, the Militant Elephant
Surprisingly Intelligent, The Skeleton is Eloquent 
A Rare Specimen, Decadent and Excellent 
Nonresident, my Testament is Evident 
I Seek Embellishment from Sediments and Excrements
I might need a Settlement, my Life is Negligence
Underprivileged, my Lineage is Limited
No Kidding Kid, I'm never Feeling it
Far from a Citizen, close to Imprisonment 
Your Vision is the Immigrant is Deferent 
I go on & hold on Strong by a Filament 
With Innocence & Minimal Stimulants
Never was Ignorant, a fine tuned Instrument 
I'm Diligent, Magnificent & Infinite 

Tragic X-Mas

Lyrics by Lou Key X, Kick & Snare, L'Ortie
Beat, Scratch & Mix by Dj Horg
Free X-Mas Rap Downloads on December 25 2016
www.NoelRap.com

Lou's Lyrics :
(Chorus)
X-Mas Delight my Family's Alright 
Dam Right playing with the kids till Midnight 
Seems like everyone's Chill like Snow White 
No Fights, Holliday Love is in the Spotlight 

Chilling with My Lady, sugar cane cherie 
Where's your sweet baby, He said my name's Addy 
I love you, it's Crazy, let's go see your old Lady 
U turn maybe 180, I don't drive a Mercedes
Drive a Volvo S60, Safety first in the back seat
Need a lift you can kiss me or you can twerk to a Phat Beat
I'm just Silly, mixing Tyson with the likes of FernGully
Not too Ugly, Happy's back like Taxe return Money
Enter house of parents like Micky Mouse is apparent
Sisters Sharing, brothers Caring, giving more than Gold Earrings 
Kick is late he ran an errant wrap it up and then you tare it 
Fix your hair up, ain't it Funny that shirt that he's wearing
Kids are Green like Bruce Banner, Mad waiting for Santa 
Laugh Love Mentor understand glad to be a Pretender 
Keep it hush, and fairy tales they will always remember 
Su a Coche, and Eat Well until the end of December

Noel D'Amour

Noel D'Amour feat.Dj Horg, Kick & Snare, L'Ortie

LOU KEY X (Bio)

Lou was born on December 25th 1939 and lived in Denmark his whole Life, he has never Married, had children or for that matter, he is still a Virgin ! His upbringing was a little eccentric, being a very Predominate Member of X FAM, a recluse Cult of about 100 members, located in a small hidden Valley and housed in Log Wood Cabins.

X FAM was founded by Hermaphrodite, Nicholas Claus the Third on December 25th 1925, he was Proclaimed a Prophet and the rightful Resurrection of Saint Nicholas after giving Birth to a Reindeer five years Earlier, the Sect is an offspring of Paganism and Catholicism, and revolves around the X-Mas Universe.

Lou Key X, as Prophecy Proclaimed was Born a 25 Pound Albino Bearded Baby with the Natural Ability to Communicate with Reindeers, Pine Trees and Snow ! His Role in the Fam is the Purest; He is the Village Mime, Town Clown and the Face of Claus, Father to All.

Since Adulthood he has a Very Precise Mission on December 24th and 25th of Every Year; For 48 hours Straight and while Fasting, he Distributes Hand Made Wooden Reindeer Statuettes to Children with Bleu Eyes as a Cosmic Ritual.This Exclusive Permission to Leave X FAM Territory is only Given to him and to the Three Elders.

December 25th, 11.25pm, 1987 was a Major Turning Point in the Life of Mr. Key X ! While heading back Home, Exhausted from his Travels, Lack of Sleep and Famine, Lou finds a Portable Fisher Price, Crank Record Player and one 45 rpm Vinyl : A RUN-DMC Single by the Name of Christmas in Hollis. From there on, this song would be Played 25 Million Times and has Been his Ultimate Object of Love.

December 23th, 11.25pm, 2012 Changed it all for L.K.X ! While prepping for his Yearly Mission and Listening to his God Given Vinyl, he Stumbles onto his Player and the Record is Dropped on the Floor; He puts it back into place and sets the needle, to Hear the B-Side Instrumental Version of Christmas in Hollis for the First Time and has a Deep Spiritual Experience.

It is said that at that moment, he felt the Needles of All the Pine Trees in the World Burst Out of his Skin and that Every Last Snow Flake on the Planet Whispered : Leave Now with Your Song to Canada and Sing, Do it ! He left, Escorted on Land, Sea and Sky by 25 Reindeers. Thirteen of them Died, but he Reached the Inhabited Great North of Canada and has Wondered from Igloo to Igloo since then.

December 25th, 11.25pm, 2013... A Canadian MC by the name of Lucky Lex is involved in a Plane Crash while coming back from a Tour date in Nunavut. The only Survivor of the Crash, he is Found by a Mysterious 75 year Old, Bearded Albino Man by the name of Lou Key X. Hours later, Lucky Awakes, Safe in an Igloo and has a Revelling Conversation :

Lucky : Who are you, Why did you save me ?
Lou : My name is Lou Key X and I saved you, because you have Bleu Eyes !
Lucky : Weird, my name is Lucky Lex and I am a Rapper !
Lou : What is a Rapper and do you Like Music ?
Lucky : I Love Music, Actually I am a Musician !
Lou : Great, Do you Know the Song Christmas in Hollis by RUN-DMC ?
Lucky : Hahahahahaha... Yes, I Love it; You are a Cool Dude Lou !

They became Friends and Freestyled together; After 48 hours Straight of Jamming without Rest or Food, Lou shared his Only Real Song entitled X Hyphen. Lucky Lex, at that Moment felt the Needles of all the Pine Trees in the World Burst out of his Skin and the Whispers of Every Last Snow Flake on the Planet, telling him : Record this Song by Lou and Release it Next Year, Do it !
Surely Enough, Lucky had a Portable recorder on him and Recorded Lou Key X rapping his Song X Hyphen. Shortly After he was escorted by 25 Reindeers to the Nearest Airport; Thirteen of them died but Lucky Lex made it Home.

December 2014... Lucky has allied himself with an Amazing Local Montreal Artist by the name of Kick & Snare, who has now Produced the Perfect X Mas Beat to complement Lou Key X's Acappella Recording. And of course he Asked his Partner, Genius Producer Alex Blain to Mix and Master the Best X Mas Song Ever : X Hyphen !

X Hyphen is Available since December 12th 2014 as a Free Download on the New Lou Key X SoundCloud Account Managed By Lucky Lex, as he has no Contact with Lou Key X since their Encounter !

Play it Loud, Share it and Enjoy... Merry X Mas ! Peace
