Blastphamoushd

SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PAUL BUNYAN
VERSUS
JOHNNY APPLESEED
BEGIN

Paul Bunyan:
Ey, chapman, you won't survive this pain that I'm bringing,
How can you win? I cut Appletree's for a living
Stop lumberjacking off and focus, I'm manly as hell
You're a nurse, maggot! Do you fondle with your apples as well?
On my way to victory, and this fool is on my route
Punching his face so many times it'll be as red as his fruit
I'm a giant don't you see! Your love for apples is just weird!
This ass-whooping will be almost greater than my majestic beard!
You discovered apple trees, just go to the store
Beef with a lumberjack and get scattered on the floor
I'm like an onion, bringing tears out this brittle funyun
Shoving my ax up your ass, my name is Paul Bunyan

Johnny Appleseed:
Oh, the Lord's been good to me
Just sitting here plucking from my apple tree
Then this fat son of a bitch tried to step to me
Now he'll learn not to mess with Johnny Appleseed
Forget the lumber camps, you're just a lumber tramp
This tourist attracting scamp's about to get a revamp
I'm on fire, like the kerosine you enjoy drinking
You're just a big oaf, who makes choices without thinking
You little myth bitch, you ain't puttin up no fight
Why're you pissed? Are those jeans pulled up too tight?
This world would be hungry without my discoveries
I'm the reason Newton found the Laws of Gravity, buddy

Paul Bunyan:
You're just a pioneer queer, who I'll slice into bits
I'll take that pan off your head and smash your face with it!
You chose not to marry, because you'd take spirits as your wives?
Good luck, chump! You pretty much wasted your whole life!
You better pray that you win, and run back to your New Church!
I'll drop apple bombs 'til you turn into the nothing that you're worth!
By the time i'm done with you, you'll just be Johnny Applejuice
You're a true fruit, bitch, I'll be sure to leave you the bruise

Johnny Appleseed:
Calm down there partner, you're gettin angrier than you need to be
I'm spitting out these disses like I'm spitting out appleseeds
While I'm chompin' on my sweets, making history, man
You're stompin' on your feet, chasing people off your land
You're just a lonely lumberjack who's in for a shock
The only babe you get in bed, is Babe the Blue Ox
You've been destroyed by Johnny, I'm leaving strong and proud!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, nobody to save you now

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 38.

Battle Royale of the iconic Movie Directors!

GetSlayedTV as M. Night Shyamalan
Mat4yo as Ed Wood
Froggy7771 as Tim Burton
Stofferex as Alfred Hitchcock
WoodenHornets as Peter Jackson
Justin Buckner as Stanley Kubrick
VideoGameRapBattles as Steven Spielberg

LYRICS:
M. Night Shyamalan:
Welcome to the Village! Shyamalan's about to bring some lyrical gore
You've got no talent, Eddy, go back to fighting in the war!
Call me Oliver, because I'm filled with plot twists,
No one liked your shit, at least i've made some well-known flicks!
Your films are just fake and dull, while my films are "Unbreakable"
Your name is lost among others, while M. Night is un-mistakeable
My Sixth Sense is telling me that I'm gonna leave your ass beat
Just like your dresses, you never should've crossed me!

Ed Wood:
I'll pull the string, release the buffalo herd, banish you to Khaskhabar
Shove your curry down your throat for more than ruining Avatar!
I figured with a sixth sense, you would know when to stop
Hell, You've made so many flops, you should start working at iHop!
"I see dead people", and it's all your fans
I have a sinister urge to kick your ass to space, that's my 9th plan
If you criticize my work, I'll have to fight M. Shyamalan
Now get the hell of my set! Lights, Camera, Action!

Tim Burton:
Shut the hell up, Wood! You're only known because of me
I'm the grittiest, darkest, demented director you'll ever see!
I'll cut you up like Scissorhands, and slice you like Sweeny
And When I'm done, there'll be no one to sew you up like Frankenweenie
Shyamalan, be quick and get gone! Give us "signs" you won't come back!
I'm gonna kick your ass so fast, with a Danny Elfman soundtrack!
WILLY WONKA? DARK! PEEWEE HERMAN? DARK! JOHNNY DEPP IS MY BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET OUT OF FILM AND SUCK MY BLACK AND WHITE DICK 

Alfred Hitchcock:
Black and White dick? How bout you suck a Hitch...cock
The Master of Suspense has come to show you what he's brought
I'm a killer on the mic, might as well call me Psycho
Your makeup may be white, Tim, you aren't so bright though
I'm suffering from a vertigo at the fact you're all employed
"Alfred Hitchcock presents" 3 Amateurs get destroyed
Wood, I'll eat you like the birds, you're a failure since birth!
And Shyamalan, your rhyming is worse than your movie After Earth

Peter Jackson:
After Earth? Please, I'm the God of Middle Earth
And my movies make more money than all 4 of you are worth
If you think you could stand a chance against me you're terribly wrong
Because in not too long, I'll make you fall harder than King Kong
I've seen all of your works, and it makes me "Brain Dead"
I just might die of renal failure...like Alfred!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I've already gained my victory!
Hell, I make nerds wet their pants more than Stan Lee!

Stanley Kubrick: "Stanley? no...."

HERE'S STANLEY!! I'm gonna hit you harder than a Kubrick
Afred you can't do shit, and Burton you just make me sick
Beating me will be clockwork, because I'm always Shining!
Call me the Prince because i based my work off of The King!
Jackson, your movies are clearly of "Bad Taste"!
But not as disturbing as the sight of M. Night's face!
I'm The Shining star of the directors, listen to what i've said!
I'll trap this mission like my name was Hal 9000 and leave you all for dead!

Steven Spielberg: "I'm sorry Stan, I'm afraid i can't let you do that..."

The God of film making has come to show up you wannabes
My rapping is out of this world, I'm like an MC ET
Hear my roar! I'll kick your ass out of the park, jurasically
I'll be adventuring like TinTin, and massacring you drastically
I'll show you some jaws, when I'm murdering with these words
This Battle's like Private Ryan, except nobody's saving you nerds
You'll never experience this honor again, so Catch me if you can
None of you had a chance before this battle began

M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 44.

22 is a collection of songs from various styles including edm, dark trap, phonk, rock and more! 
I wrote this for anyone who has been a fan over the years thank you so much for the support
and I hope you found a track within that you like, possibly the whole thing. 
More to come for now enjoy 22. 
Thanks so much for listening. 

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#BlastphamousHD Try Not To Laugh Or Grin STRUGGLE BARS EDITION (online - Audio - Converter.com)

YOUNG Child Support- Suck My Ass

#BlastphamousHD Try Not To Laugh Struggle Bars Edition EP.2 (online - Audio - Converter.com)

#BlastphamousHD Try Not To Laugh Sturggle Bars Edition EP.3.mp3.mp3

BlastphamousHD is a YouTube gamer also known as Maurice Barnett, or The Comedian Gamer, who publishes Let's Plays, vlogs over gameplay footage, music parodies, and video gaming voice over dubs. He also tells stories of his childhood of all the times he went through from life lessons to funny and brutal times. Between his BlastphamousHD TV, BlastphamousHD Gaming and BlastphamousHD Pranks channels, he was closing in on 1 million total subscribers towards the end of 2015.

Support his channels and stuff if you want to go check him out. 

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Produced by @BOWNSIR
Artwork by https://www.youtube.com/user/FDFlameDraw

Struggle Bars coming out July 25th "It's gonna be lit"

BlastphamousHD (a.k.a. Yung Child Support) - Suck My Ass

I M A E D I T T H A T O U T Records
Artist: BlastphamousHD/Yung Child Support
Genre: Stuggle R&B
Composer: Bownsir

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Yung Child Support - Hairless Inspiration ft. Dr. J. & the Woman, Chavezz - Struggle Bars

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Artist: BlastphamousHD/Yung Child Support
Genre: Stuggle R&B
Producer: Bownsir

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Original Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b42nOrYcv80

Yung Child Support - Trying Times - Struggle Bars

Mankind's Theme (Wreck) - WWE 2K17

BHD back at it again with the fucked shit he's been doing. This song was all made by @BOWNSIR give credit to him. He's a awesome guy and he is awesome for what he does. Also, he got his Struggle Bars mixtape double platinum. Congratulations. 

Plus, give credit to this person. He is the one who created this new mixtape cover which will be out soon.

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BlastphamousHD (a.k.a. Yung Child Support) - Musical.ly

This song was not made by me and belongs to its rightful owner.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance OST 108 - Omega Base (Wrench Works)

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This is not an officially licensed company. If there is a problem or issue regarding any of these songs that are uploaded here without permission, just message me through SoundCloud and I'll delete it without any hassle or you trying to press charges. 

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Johnny Dang
Yung Child Support
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Goofy Gang
Yung Pussy
$tring Bean
Titti Boi
Brother Chili
GOOBY
Fat Hog
Yung Dick
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Conrad II
Disco Gang
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BlingKingd

BlastphamousHD (a.k.a. Yung Child Support) - Musical.ly

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