Wait! So the nigga from the night before isn't who gave you herpes?!

ahhhh #dead, I didn't know you were a jumping bean ???

waaaaaaiiiiit!?? He just slipped the having sex with her in at the end huh??

Christian.....*Tyler Perry voice* GET OUT

The Read

This week on #TheFriendZone, it’s a shoot the shit episode. No Hot Button. No segments. Just whatever wants to come up. Brace yourself.

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Ain't Gon Be No Corn

This week on #TheFriendZone, we share our thoughts on this month’s Hot Topics.

Black Business of the Week - https://simoneismith.com

#ListensLately:
Kali Uchis ft El Alfa + JT - Muñekita 
Dayvi & Joseph Qas - Sax To Me 
T99zy - I’m Her Ni**a 
Ice Spice - Butterly Ku 
No Guidnce - Let It Rain 
J Hus ft/ Burna Boy - Masculine 

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Pay Vanna White

Welcome Back No Shame Gang! I'm feeling kinda ..so-so this week after getting some bad news so the crew decided, well Tahoe decided that we were going to drink and record.. sigh.. and that probably wasnt the greatest idea.. but ENJOY!

Another Drunk Episode (part one)

This week on #TheFriendZone, we discuss pop culture topics that examine friendship dynamics.

Wellness Segment- Missha Essence Sun Milk SPF 50 https://misshaus.com/products/all-around-safe-block-essence-sun-milk-spf50-pa-70ml?_pos=2&_sid=551ed44c9&_ss=r

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#ListensLately:

New Cleo Sol

Captain Hollywood Project - More and More

Tee Grizley - IDGAF (ft Chris Brown + Mariah the Scientist)

Patra - Scent of Attraction

K-Rab Presents BHI - Dat Bubble Gum

Stunna Girl ft Mozzy - Wake Dis Shit Up

That Mexican OT ft Paul Wall & DRODi - Johnny Dang

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The Friend Contract

This week on #TheFriendZone, we wrap up our Crime Zone season. The mysterious whodunit murder of the Billionaire Sherman Family in Canada.

Black Business of the Week - Black Woman Owned national Ice Cream brand https://socreamalicious.com

Wellness Segment - Gaiatop Mini Portable Fan https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2P46F71?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details&th=1

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#ListensLately:

Misha, Amber Navran, Jussi Halme - Question

Sebastian Mikael, Flwr Chyld - Eucalpytus

Goldlink, Khalid - Days Like This

UGK - Murder

Babyfxce E, RMC Mike, KrispyLife Kidd, Louie Ray - Flint Flow

Hunxho - Your Friends

Elhae, Xavier Omar - Favourite

Bryson Tiller - You Got It

Lay Bankz - Ick

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And What I Know About You

This week on #TheFriendZone, we're bringing you a bonus episode sponsored by Target! In support of Season II of Illuminating Intersectionality, we discuss the "social distancing" and "othering" that can take place between Black Americans and Foreign Born Black people and how we bridge the gap.

This episode is sponsored by Target - Lock in with Target with Homecoming season and beyond at https://www.target.com/c/black-owned-or-founded-brands-at-target/-/N-q8v16

Listen to Season II of Illuminating Intersectionality - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/illuminating-intersectionality/id1711231987

Bridge The Gap - A Bonus Episode Sponsored By Target

This week on #TheFriendZone, we talk about unprofessional customer service.

Black Business of the Week - Elle Olivia PJs https://www.target.com/b/elle-olivia/-/N-q643le95h07

Wellness Segment - Anima Mundi Herbals https://animamundiherbals.com

Mountain Rose Herbs https://mountainroseherbs.com

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#ListensLately:

Alex Isley, Terrace Martin, Robert Glasper - I Left My Heart In Ladera

Yebba - Waterfall (I Adore You)

Destin Conrad - Outta Control

Bell Biv Devoe - When Will I See You Smile Again

Offset & Cardi B - Freaky

Teedra Moses ft/ Raphael Saadiq - Take Me

Stunna Girl - Courtesy Of A Rich Nigga

Fundisha - Live The Life

Jungle, Mood Talk - Don't Play

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Mounds Don't

This week on #TheFriendZone, we discuss Hot Topics.

Black Business of the Week - Blood Sex Magic by Bri Luna - Creator of The Hoodwitch https://www.harpercollins.com/products/blood-sex-magic-bri-luna?variant=41001462562850

Wellness Segment - Class Pass https://classpass.com

#ListensLately:

Xavy Rusan - Wine & Spirits

Shaba - U Are

Jones ft/ Nardeydey - Around

Miguel - Careless Whisper (Cover)

Jeezy - Don't Cheat

Gigi D'Agostino - L'amour Toujours

Holuzi - Ideal

Q - Hello

Dawn Richard - Babe Ruth

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Covenant Eyes

This week on #TheFriendZone, it’s a shoot the shit episode. No Hot Button. No segments. Just whatever wants to come up. Brace yourself.

Black Business of the Week - Made Whole by Tiffany “The Budgetnista” Aliche https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/723861/made-whole-by-tiffany-the-budgetnista-aliche

#ListensLately:

Drake - You Broke My Heart

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Topanga

This week on #TheFriendZone, it’s a Music Man episode! A look back at the year in music.

Black Business of the Week - Play Pits Kid’s Deodorant https://www.target.com/b/play-pits/-/N-q643leeo0cg

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Holiday Hooch

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late!

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