This is a parody and a joke don't take offense to it

Parody of Motley Crue "Same Ol' situation

Same Ol' SAST

Come on guys, ha ha ha I got something to say
He's got an Shotgun 
Shit hat to match
Dressed in White on black
he's got a Smart Car to match
he claims is your friend
I tell you boys you just gotta laugh
Now I used to call him Six
She changed her name to Seven 
I guess that's the name of his game
I really used to love it
Then the kitty they discovered
It's got to be a sexual thing
Now all around the world
They will be cops
It's the same ol', same ol' SAST
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
I say no, no, no
No, no, no
Don't shoot
Now check this out
Introduced me to her lover
In a cellophane dress
Then they bid me a sweet farewell
Last time I saw them
They were kissing so softly
To the sound of wedding bells
Well, all around the world

Same Ol' SAST (Single)

(We do not own this track)

Sweet cooo-caine
Sweet cooo-caine
Sweet cooo-caine
Sweet cooo-caine
Sniff all the things that nobody shares
I'm wearing out things that nobody wears
This mirror got white dust I gotta make clear
In the grave baby I'll be in a year
When some sweet hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go must've got up and went
Well I got good news, I got a real good dealer
'Cause this boogie sugar gonna set your nose on fire
Sweet cooo-caine
Sweet cooo-caine
When I pulled into town back o' a police car
In for sniffing that pure white hard
Cops telling me things reading my rights
Cant hear shit feel like imy heart gonna die
Yes it did
You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, sniff you off this glass
We're talking about something I can sure understand
'Cause a kilo o coke on the road an' youll be eating from my hand

Sweet Cocaine

(We Do not own this track)

I went to bed too late and got up too soon
My poor head still spinnin' from too much booze
I got a foot in the gutter, a foot in the grave
Ain't seen home in the last three days

Oh my god, look what the LSPD dragged in
Livin' my life, sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the LSPD dragged in

No tell, motel, hotel bed
If it wasn't for the sunlight, I'd swear I was dead
I got a girl on the left of me, a girl on the right
I know damn well I slept with both last night

Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in
Livin' my life, sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in
Sin after sin

I'm late for work on Monday and my boss is bitchin'
Can't get out of bed 'cause my head's still spinnin'
My hair's in a rat's nest, I look like hell
Half alive or half dead, I just can't tell

Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in
Livin' my life, sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in

LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in out, in
Look what the LSPD dragged


LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in


LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in
LSPD dragged in

Look What The LSPD Dragged In In

LoveFist - Talk Dirty To Us

Iron maiden "Run To The Hills"

"Run To The Admins" 

[Intro]
Unregistered one came across the servers
They brought us pain and misery
They killed our Civs, killed our cops
They took our game for their own need
We fought them hard, we fought them well
Out in dusty sandy shores we gave them hell
But many came too much for thee
Oh will we ever be set free?

[Verse 1]
Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes
Banning hard on this etherial plain
Chasing the unregistered back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game of troll.
Murder for freedom then stab in the back
Women and children only these cowards attack

[Chorus]
Run to the Admins, run for your lives
Run to the Mods, run for your lives

[Verse 2]
Possivesnake in the barren wastes
Hunting and banning is his game
Hitting on the women and wasting the men
The only good civs are the tame
Selling them whiskey and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

[Chorus]
Run to the admins, run for your lives
Run to the mods, run for your lives

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Run to the admins, run for your lives
Run to the mods, run for your lives
Run to the admins, run for your lives
Run to the mods, run for your lives

LoveFist - Run To The Admins

"Thar She Blows"

(Solo)

I saw her drinking JD, eating Bacon by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
She said her name was Park, she was a friend of Donald Trump
She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries
I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real
So I'm gonna buy you a million Maga hats yeah
I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah!

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
Fat girl is ridin' my jock again
Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again
Ouch, don't bite

(Solo)

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun!
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

You're my fat, fat girl, oh
You know I really love you
Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh

(Spoken)
Come here baby, where you goin'?
Haha, you're a cow!
Come here baby, hey

I love you
I can't live without you
I can't live without you
Come here, hey! *whistle*
Come here!

It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude!
All these hot bitches
And that one fat girl

Thar She Blows

[Verse 1]
Sitting in the classroom thinking it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap, just isn't my bag
When two bells ring you know it's my cue
Going to meet the boys on floor number 2

[Chorus]
Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smoking isn't allowed in school

(Solo)

[Verse 2]
Checking out the halls making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls, nah, there isn't nobody here
My buddies Dave not Jesuss
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

[Chorus]
Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smoking isn't allowed in school

[Verse 3]
Put me to work in the school book store
Check-out counter and I got bored
Teacher was looking for me all around
Two hours later, you know where I was found

[Chorus]
Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smoking isn't allowed in school

(Spit Yells "Everybody")

Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smoking isn't allowed in school
Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smoking isn't allowed in school

(Spit Yells "One More")

Smoking in the boys room
Smoking in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smoking isn't allowed in school

Smokin' In The Boys Room (instrumental Cover)

[Verse 1]
I don't know where I'm going
But, I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the highs of yesterday
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But, Blows  gone again
My blows gone again

Though I keep searching for more Blow
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh Lord, I pray you give me strength to find more blow

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

[Chorus]
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a junkie I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

[Verse 2]
I'm just another junkie in need of blow
Waiting on love's sweet powder
An' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

[Chorus]
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a Junkie I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

[Bridge]
But, My blow is gone again
My blow is gone again
My blow is gone again
My blow is 

(Solo)

And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time



[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

[Chorus]
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a Junkie I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

[Chorus]
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a Junkie I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

[Chorus]
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a junkie I was born to walk alone


[Chorus]
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a Junkie I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

My Blow Is Gone Again

All Along Alhambre

There gotta be some drugs out here
Said jesuss to the drummer
There's too much collusion
I can't get nothing cheap
Police men, they bitch an whine
Stay off my Turf
None were level to their minds
Nobody but them have worth
Hey, hey
No reason to get excited
Jesuss he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Someones gotta have some coke
But, uh, but you and I, we've been through that
Coke was not that great
So let us stop talkin' falsely now
The hour's getting late, hey
All along Alhambra
Police kept the view
While all the civs came and went
Unregistered ones, too
Outside in the far distance 
A McLaren did growl
Two robbers now approaching
Their decent into hell

All Along Alhambra

"Hot For FTO"

[Instrumental Intro]

[Spoken]
"Oh wow, man, that's it"
"Wait a second, man
What do you think the FTO's gonna look like this training?"
"My butt, man!"
Oh, uh!
Oh yeah!

[Verse 1]
T-t-teacher, stop that screamin'
FTO, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to Hell, but I'm doin' well
And FTO needs to see me after training

[Chorus]
I think of all the training that I missed
But then my assignment was never quite like this
Ow, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for my FTO
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for my FTO

[Spoken]
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!"
("I'm ready")
"I brought my gun
Gimme something to shoot, man!"
Yeah, go
Uh!
Ooh

[Verse 2]
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold
I know about this school
Little person from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

[Chorus]
I think of all the training that I missed
But then my assignment was never quite like this
Whoa, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for my FTO
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for my FTO
Wha-oh

[Guitar solo]

[Spoken]
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow, man"
("What are you doing this weekend?")
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed!"
Ooh yeah

[Chorus]
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for my FTO
Oh
Oh, a-yes I'm hot
Wow!

[Outro]
Oh my God!
Whoo!

Hot For FTO

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