Your vocals are incredible! Even though you are a soloist the chorus sounds like multiple voices. 🤩

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

Shaggy Rogers vs. Ron Stoppable - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia

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The two main characters from Death Note face off in an Epic Rap Battle...



L vs Light. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 42.

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og battle by rabi
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lauging jack art by arpypurple
eyeless jack art by mencilis 
(both on deviantart)

thumbnail by me

eyeless jack vs laughing jack (rabi). cover.

Julian Smith singing about a hardship in life.

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“Forever”

LYRICS:
Let’s pretend, that one more night
Is all we got to make things right
Our love locked in an hourglass of light
I know I’m wrong, our love will last
But humor me, don’t let this pass
A chance to save each second left with you

And when it all ends
And when it all ends
We know we made good what we spent
And when it doesn’t end
We’ll do it again
You know we will

Morning, can you take the sun back?
‘Cause we don’t need another day
The night is calling out for both our hearts again
And we don’t wanna make her wait
Our love is what we make of it 
And we’re making a night of our own 
We’re brighter the moon, the stars are in our eyes
Forever is all we know
Forever is all we know

I hate the thought, can barely stand
The idea this all could end
When calendars can turn the page no more
But should that be, if time has died
I’d like to know, that we both tried
To make the best of each second left, is true

And when it all ends
And when it all ends
We know we made good what we spent
And when it doesn’t end
We’ll do it again
You know we will

Forever

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Welcome to the eleventh X Rap Battle where we have two outcasted supernatural-sight-seers going head to head.

-Cast-
Azia as Lydia Deetz
Jay as Norman Babcock
Mancha as Beetlejuice (cameo)

—Lyrics—
Norman Babcock (0:11):
Ah, geez.
A lifeless, whining emo complaining about her mommy?
Oh, no… I thought I had taken care of all those zombies.
Well, I’m used to talking with the dead, hauntings are no wicked threat.
I’m facing horrid forces while you’re faced with hatred and neglect
Get back in your attic! None of your horror could rattle me,
But that hair is bringing scares that could leave Agatha in agony!
I’m packing heat for cremation! I’ll seal your tragic fate kid.
So back off! You don’t last long stepping in animation!

Lydia Deetz (0:33):
When it comes to strange and unusual, I’ve seen plenty.
But claiming a sixth sense, when your film doesn’t make any?
Living hidden in my darkroom, but I’m flipping on the switch,
Cause when I fire up the stake, it’s the seasoning of the witch!
Oh, you have such a sad life? Give me the Deetz,
Cause I’m about to bring a beat to leave you shaking in your sheets!
I’ve beaten creepier beasts, you’re the weakest to defeat!
Another owner of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased!
If we’re trading blows with cinema, then you should be mortified.
I suggest you just return into the shadow of Coraline!
After all, your demise is usual for your town. 
Step to me and be the second little kid burnt to the ground!

Norman Babcock (1:06):
They say that you’re a heartthrob, but I guess I was misled by,
The fact that the only boyfriend you’ve had is a dead guy.
If the feature is Beetlejuice, then turn off the TV quick,
It’s quite the nightmare sitting through another Burton emo flick.
Tim got asked on for Batman, now you’re left abandoned
I keep telling you, kneel/Neil, cuz your cartoons don’t stand up
If you really want to play, you would mess up the role with no lines!
But I’m on the stage again, and it’s...it’s...

Beetlejuice: 
It’s showtime!

Lydia Deetz (1:29):
Talking about my love life like you could have better?
The only girl you’ve hit on was your own ancestor.
None of your past specters equal what Deetz unleashes,
I’ve made you stop-motion. Rest in pieces…

-Writers-
Jay and B O R K

See you next time!

Paranorman vs. Lydia Deetz - X Rap Battles #11.

This is a matchup I really wanted to do, and earlier in the month I wrote it and it ended up being condensed into a 12-12 bonus battle! Just a little bit of a holder for bigger things to come, so stay tuned!

Thumbnail made by Jade! (Thanks so much! :D)

Written, mixed and voice acted by Alex the Beast

Lyrics:

Rap Battle!
Courage the Cowardly Dog!
VS!
Scooby Doo!
BEGIN!

Courage:
When push comes to shove, I push and I shove
You’re all bark and no bite and do NO THINGS for love
I’ve been on many misadventures and complex scenarios
Your moral’s “Criminal bad and that’s all folks!”
And don’t forget one-note sex jokes
I’m vintage and on fleek with themes that go big or go home!
Seen some wacked out creatures
And by golly, I always beat ‘em
But they were never scarier than your theater features
I mean, come on man! I come from Nowhere
And yet it doesn’t hold a candle to the void when we’re compared
Kids don’t care about you anymore, might I add
Used to be next to Snoopy, now you’re half of the Paw Patrol cast

Scooby Doo:
After that verse, I get why you’re called a Stupid Dog
If you think we’re in Kansas anymore, you’d be wrong
My Scooby Gang took cartoons and broke the mold
Scared dog named Courage? That’s pretty on the nose!
Your program was not quite golden (no, no)
I guess a Wallace and Gromit short filmed stopped that motion
Eustace abuses you, and Muriel isn’t that fantastic
Even your computer can’t help but be a bit sarcastic
Might be a scaredy-cat, but your “bad guys” wouldn’t scare me!
Your gags get more worn out than your shrieks
Been iconic since creation, my legacy’s a deep one
You barely scrape by as a Boomerang re-run

Who won?!
Who's next?!
You decide! 
On the next...
...Rap Battle!!

Courage the Cowardly Dog VS Scooby Doo // Rap Battle

Venom: Stofferex
Bane: B-Lo

Written by Snakebite126, Seth, Stofferex, Titanium1208

Cover art by Kamren

Bane:
You call this a challenge? I demand someone better
For I’ve already bested a depressing protector
I’ve studied your weaknesses and arrived in this cypher
With the key to extinguish this pest: fire!
Beat the Demon’s Head in chess, played Bruce Wayne like a pawn
This emo team’s a feeble mess, no brains paired with your brawn 
I’ll have you fall to your knees, so best honor the god
Making child’s play of you harder than Avi Arad

Venom:
Yo, is that the Devil knocking? No, he’s just an oafish fiend
A no-name freak who’s only known as the Bane of all holy things
So we don’t have to worry? Nope. Well then, we’ll give him Hell, son
So let’s let him know how we got our name - WRITING VENOM!
We’d fire all your deadly shots back, but too bad you don’t got ‘em
Our disses are just like your childhood, we drop ‘em
Hardy plays us on the big screen, we steal brains and have them as a snack
But as you, only breath he takes away is from his asthma mask
You’re thinking you’re lethal? Bitch, to us, you’re a meatloaf
One batty St. Dumbass beat ya, you’re a big ol’ Osito
Shoulda listened to your future self, ‘cause now you’re facing fear itself
Haven’t been ended by Venom like this since the ‘roids started making you scream for help

Bane:
Obsessed with eating brains? Well, here’s some food for thought!
Hailing from Klyntar, I’m not surprised Knull rhymes are all you brought
No effect from the Penance Stare? Well, that makes a lot of sense
Since your old job, the Spider’s made you Eat all your tabloid Sins (Ha!)
I’ve met clowns that have had smoother turning points, Eddie
I would break you, but One Bad Day left you broken already!
I can tell you despise Carnage, so be careful not to test me
I’m owning you, after all, the father slot is empty.
Oh, you thought your life was at the worst of its days
But then Topher Graced your franchise and that blew up in your face
Killer Croc tested my patience and I left his arm shattered
While your doctor tested their patient and diagnosed you with cancer

Venom:
Even ol’ Mac Gargan’s thoughts couldn’t match that jargon
We didn’t realize that we were back to Batman & Robin!
Floored by Azrael, what kinda Titan loses light brawls?
Your stories make us tired, that’s why they call it Knightfall
We’ve fought the Hulk and Juggernaut, you’re a light snack to rip through
Spent your childhood in a cell, but now your name can’t sell an issue
It’s a pity, with the dissing shit, we thought your lines would of been hotter
But it seems you’ve carried these sentences worst than your father’s

Bane VS Venom - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 12

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