Last name: Expert, first name: Coldplay 
One beat alone with me, you never will forget me 
I pray God forgives me for the havoc I reek 
'Cause my soul'll be stained by this murderous streak 
And its vocal chords strained by blood-curdling screams 
Call it pay-per-view sports, or free audio streams 
Or sadistic if disgusted by taking pleasure in things 
Either way, you're next up: tap out and kiss the ring 
Make a joke out of my craft, you bet I take it personally 
Some niggas need a license 'fore they hook a mic into a USB 
Some rhymes I hear be wantin' me to cut a vein quite openly 
But before I call it quits, how 'bout lettin' Alfred set the cutlery? 
LSXN captain, three years on the resume 
Landslide election, more than half the love of KTT 
Marched upon Atlantic, motherFUCK the record companies 
But now Fiasco Friday's just a glorious distant memory 
I've seen too many come and go from this legendary section 
Guess Lasers wasn't charmin' 'nuff of a third impression 
Or maybe some were feeling Lupe cracked under the tension 
Can't really say much about it, still gettin' stalked from my Depression 
The sting of insecurities a demon's secret weapon 
And I'll be damned if I become another Aesop of his lessons 
I learned a long time ago that pain cannot be lessened 
So I got up off my ass and penned my name along with Wesson 
Pretty motherfucker, and I know it, killa fashion 
Everytime I drop a bar, I make sure you feel the passion 
Metal all up in your brain HASSAAAAN excuse the hatchet 
But my music tends to have effects like crankin' up the ratchet 
A wordsmith with some promise who got caught up in lyric trappin' 
'Bout to prey upon this rookie like a phony from the Vatican 
The names have all been blanked to shame the guilty-proven innocents 
Now enough with the disclaimers: UNLEASH THE KRAKEN UP IN THIS BITCH 
I was never EVER the kind to destroy a person 
Till this bitch started frontin' like I owed him somethin' 
'Cause the net you caught those feelin's in promptly punctured 
Now that I cropped your face out so that my dick could function 
And nah, there's no pause at that couplet's junction 
The fucks I tried to give add up to half of nothin' 
So here's the final penny I'd like to share, Reaction: 
Newton's Law's been rewritten, you're now an unequal fraction. 

Bitch. 
You now an unequal fraction, bitch 
Motherfucker that fuck, Reaction 
What the fuck is a Reaction? 
Equal opposite's attraction. 

Out of Season comin' soon. 

K-T-... 
T...!!!
about
It's no beef, there's no malice. 
I got no vendetta with y'all. 
I only want better for myself. 
Might even want better for y'all.
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Coldplay Expert - Keep Calm N Play Coldplay

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