Jeff the killer raps

The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

diablo453 as Jane the Killer
RLYoshi as Jeff the Killer

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
JANE THE KILLER!
VS!
JEFF THE KILLER!
BEGIN!

Jane:
I'm very flaming hot, so prepare to feel a second burn
Looks like I finally found you Jeff, now prepare for your worst
You got beaten up by bullies, HA! what a laugh
Your skin matches your white hoodie, and you look like crap!
This battle will end faster than the birthday party
I'll make you suffer for what you did to me, so you better say you're sorry
I will rip out your guts like how you did to me at the doctor
And I can’t not wait for you to meet my sharp ass chopper

Jeff:
I am Jeff the Killer, I’m better than Jack the Ripper
I don't understand why I'm battling against a stripper
Don’t be so grumpy and put a smile on your face
You’re a rip-off of me, that is why you’re a disgrace
Your black eyes make you look like Void of Vision
Now why don’t you shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen
You’re coming for me till the end? bitch please! I killed my parents
I'll kill you twice, remember when I jumped over the fence?

Jane:
If you are reading this, then prepare to make a frown
I’ll make you drown, and push you on the wall to go down
You punched a teen in the heart? and then you got hurt?
My disses are like the birthday party, YOU JUST GOT BURNED!
I'm glad you got no eyelids, cause look at how bad you're looking
Time to burn some rotten flesh, guess who I'm cooking?
Dont go to sleep cause you wont wake up, you're in for a thriller
I’m coming for you, sleep well, Signed: Jane the Killer

Jeff:
Not satisfied on the little makeover I gave you?
HAHA you're just a women! Whats the worst you can do?
You can't even kill anyone cause you fucking suck
Jeff is the real killer in these parts so good luck
I hear you're crushing on me Jane, just give in already
I’ll rip you up and turn you into fucking birthday confetti
This battle has just ended, and I've finally had enough
Now how about you go to sleep... so you'll never wake up

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Click "read more" for lyrics and casting information.

I would like to apologize for the length of this one. I wanted to get something good uploaded for Halloween, and I couldn't trust myself with a longer battle because of my terrible time management and motivation recently. If I do plan to make another battle, I will make it longer than this.

YouTube Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBuoMTB8Eg

Miss Shellah as Yuno Gasai
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Yuno Gasai:
Let’s settle this, you and me, I’ll leave my diary behind
Your taste in beauty proves you’d still be blind without shutting your eyes
You weren’t worth shit before killing, you hoodie wearing emo bitch 
I’d hope to burn you with my lines but I guess that Randy beat me to it
When people want me out of sight, they always run, and it’s foolish
When you’re wanted out of sight, people just close Google Images
I’ve been mastering murder before you moved to your neighborhood
And I’ll leave you lyrically caged and seeing stars, is that understood?

Jeff the Killer:
Such bullshit waifu material, makes me wanna yawn-dere
So I’ll leave you shocked and angry like when Yuki kissed Akise
Emphasizing on my skills, making my deadliness apparent
Then you’ll feel an even worse pain than when you locked up your parents
I got a plan worse than the ninth, but my rapping is the bomb
Blowing up your relationship and your Hunger Games knockoff
I’m here lurking in these shadows, take one step and then you’ll die 
I’ll make sure Yuki’s in safe hands, when he shuts his sleepy eyes

Yuno Gasai:
Oh I’m scared, you seem experienced in the shadows… of The Joker
You’re the spawn of every fan fiction of online story failures
With all that girly hair and makeup, you can call yourself attractive 
But you’ll never be as beautiful as much as Yuki is!

Jeff the Killer:
You’re spewing lies like my mother, and it really hurts my smile
But you’re looking sort of tired, why don’t you rest for a while
Rest your head and go to sleep, you’d be better off dead
Because who says that a dead end can’t also be a happy end?

Cover art drawn by RiderRiven

Yuno Gasai vs Jeff The Killer

Yuno Gasai vs Jeff The Killer - Rap Battle

Thumbnail by Nooby

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Raichous as The Joker

Written by Raichous
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
JOKER
Let's introduce a little anarchy, make things a little stranger
While I'm facing you, I'm completely unendangered
You're a sleep deprived teen who’s ripped off my look
and unlike the bat, I won't do this by the book
If you couldn't take a bully then how can you face me
I've been duping the bat ever since the 1940's
I'll put you in the ground with a super-move combo
After all, you're nothing more than an emo

JEFF
Another killer clown? Oh boy, how original
The idea that you could even win is inexplicable
You're just a class clown while I'm a true killer
hell, your rapping is no better than Leto's scene filler
I'm the guy who makes people cower and cry
While you're behind a counter selling big macs and fries
You're the type of clown to be a party entertainer
Now Go to Sleep Joker, cuz I win, it's a no brainer

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Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Nekomancer as Jack the Ripper
Written by Nekomancer, Adroitwhiz, ColeDaCole, and Vladimyr P.
Chiseled by Adroitwhiz
Thumbnail by Nekomancer
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

Jeff the Killer:
It seems we’re Pole-ar opposites, Kosminski; while Im an unknown killer dissolved
youre a fraudulent synonym, overhyped with a mystery thats been solved!
I guess Leather Apron here confused the brothel for this battle track
This sloppy coward always hops away, like if his name was Spring-heeled Jack!
I take mom and Ripper apart, what makes you think I Wood not handle this?
When you couldnt hold a light to my flame if you jumped over your candlesticks?!
This pervert turns a prosti-to a corpse; Im sure youd letter (let her) burn “From Hell”
But I turn Whitechapel crimson without a need for one single yell

Jack the Ripper:
I already kill sex workers, why must I face ATTENTION whores this time?
Who would rather burn faces than face burns and deliver them in rhyme?
But if my sleep is what he wants, then Im afraid that wish cannot remain
Because the Ripper never rests when theres a new target to his name!
You would think that they could blink at another edgy cliche in the bin
But your emo fans come and fail to do so, like your eyelids
Yet now you stand alone, fading to the wiki as a relic
Lonesome and dead when your feelings are hurt.
Just like your parents.

Jeff the Killer:
Id adhere my own command; that verse really did make me snooze!
Youre all hung up on these girls but you should be hung from a noose
“Victorian” becomes an antonym; to this matchups gravity you were blind,
yet when it comes to sightless Jacks, we all would prefer my own kind!

Jack the Ripper:
I leave your sleepers to stay awake, preferring architectural Gothics
This blokes from suicidal 4chan macros, yet now Im the one truly toxic!
Yet if youre as angsty and cowardly as a REAL high schoolers brawl,
Then Ill make it even, pick up the phone mate;
Weve got better Killers on the call.

Adroit as Eyeless Jack
Evan as Zodiac Killer

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here, but enough with introductions
Because Boxman's my target, and hes looking quite scrumptious
Crack Zodiac and his cyphers, one step forward and your turf breaks
Since youre the most pathetic threat to California since the earthquakes!
Im not usually one to play with my food, but youre tasteless
Dry and lacking every single flow… like your state is
Did this map get mirrored? Because, even when Eyeless, I see
This western Zodiacs not merely Cancer; he seems to be nought but a Monkey!

Zodiac Killer:
This is the Zodiac questioning: who am I against this time around?
So many cliches here, Im shocked he hasnt called this rhyme profound!
You couldnt Farraday in the Bay, only useful for organ harvestation
Went from sending letters to pulling numbers; you couldn't finish your operation
You just broke kid's knees and kidneys, holding no sort of a threat
While I killed dozens with this .45 while wielding twice the BPM!
Load up a bullet, unload on a bloke, there's no mercy cap to attacking back
We’re of different calibres--Zodiac: 38, Jack: jack.

Eyeless Jack:
A gunman Jacking people’s vehicles thinks he’s unique in landing this?
Your state’s had enough of your kind in fucking Los Angeles!

Zodiac Killer:
You’re one to talk; you’re the fiftieth hooded edgelord maiming kids
I’ll drop the inferior Jack as fast as his own creator did

Jeff the Killer:
I’m in need of some more bleach when you bring your rhymes so full of filler
As you two memes are forgotten; we inspired all kinds of killers!

Jack the Ripper:
Keep your copypasta fame, while we continue every writer’s terror
And while you die as fictional trends, our legacy lives forever

[please never listen to my old battles] JACK THE RIPPER vs JEFF THE KILLER || Modern vs Classic - #2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGLA9bz6TlI

HalaCG as Himiko Toga

Jeff:
The hero killer’s gone but there’s a Stain left behind
There’s nothing cute or quirky lurking in your happy state of mind
Give you a sharp makeover, one to destruct
So spit a diss, your machine won’t be the only thing that sucks
Let our fight be a lesson to teach you
If you try to flirt then I’ll burn you and bleach you
Your sense of bloodlust and love trust won’t help me
If you want blood, then you got it, I’ll give you a Chelsea

Toga:
You’re low budget shock, throwaway slasher, now if only you bled a little
That better not be a surprise, like your face reveal in the hospital 
I couldn’t hope to tease you ‘bout your hapless love life
but tell me more about yourself; namely your blood type!
How the hell are you scary? Kid, your balls haven’t dropped
The most action that you’ve ever had was at a bus stop
A misfortune from 4chan, that’s fake blood on your hands
You’re more than a kid murderer, you’re a dead man

Jeff:
Mrs. Dracula Kirby, got caught in a bad romance
Fixated on that damn Deku, while I can’t keep my knife in my pants
Let you go out with a bang like Baku-go fuck yourself
If you try to spit fire like Dabi, I’ll send you straight down to hell
I’m not gonna stop, won’t quit like your libido
Himiko, a blood sucking pest, so I’ll swat you like a mosquito
You’re really getting under my skin, you’re not even fully equipped
But I’ll get right underneath yours, that grin needs to be fixed

Toga:
Poking holes in your jokes; check the needles I’m totin’
Oh, do I leave you out of breath, like I stole your hemoglobin?
You think you got a smile that the girls will take to heart?
Take a look at me instead, aren’t my canines pretty sharp? 
I love a boy who’s battered and bruised; you however are just a brute
So disfigured and braindead, you’re a poor excuse of a Nomu
There ain’t ever gonna be an urban legend as bad as you, aye
Little Jeffy, wanna pull up? Go line up with the kids from UA

Jeff the killer raps

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