Don't stop the song immediately. There's something to it, like misogyny is hard to bear.


Every time I wake up it's a broad in my bed
I love to wake up to some bomb-ass head
Then a couple eggs, my skillet is sizzling
In my drawers, making it rain, her house drizzling
In the kitchen doing stupid shit, throwing money stacks
Where them biscuits and honey at? Tell me how you taking all day with my breakfast,
For real, slow meals ain't shit that I let pass
She know I'm about that bread, she bring my bread and butter
Beaver I said honey, therefore fuck her
She obviously don't love me so it's on to another
'Cause this one is a dummy and it's hard for me to love her
'Cause the knowledge from the kneecaps so essential
I'm sorry if I morally relapse with my pencil
But if you ain't a bitch, don't rush to defend
This song ain't about you, it's about your friend

This about your friend, now that bitch scheemin
This about your friend, now that bitch scheemin
This about your friend, now that bitch scheemin
That bitch scheemin, now that bitch scheemin

I love so many women, I hope this ain't demeaning
While one zip down my denim, I laugh at bitches scheemin

She be massaging me, massaging me, massaging deez nuts
She be massaging me, massaging me, massaging me, but I hate it

I'm Wilt Chamberlain, fucking more than Bill
Wrap it up, 'cause I don't want them bumps like dill
Pickles and the riddle goes, never trust them fickle hos
'Cause they flake and they fake when they say they in your videos
You always in my phone, looking at my numbers
Let me grow like a vegetable, get off my cucumber
Shake your ass and show me your net...
I can't even do that dog, I am in this booth, it's hot as fuck
Saying dumb shit
I'm in this booth, it's hot as fuck, let me say, let me say some clever dumb shit
I guess, nah, that shit was pretty funny
All that shit pretty funny

Chorus

Scheemin-Luftgangsters

This song was made because we became tired of people telling us what they do instead of doing it. 

I understand talking about fictional shit for laughs, but talking about shit that you don't do for nothing is talking for nothing. I actually do that a lot too, but fuck it.

luftgangsters