What if this is spaghetti tortilla (probably not due to the kris role acting like kriss p but idk)

Plays when equipping the Teal Shot in the menu.

snd_Buddyname

This is the " Spamton " replacement for my AU that branches all of the Puppet Pipeline together, "Deltarune: The Last Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made a Kris & Spamton fusion Spamton AU that connects other Spamton and Kris AUs together into one big celebration!


Turns out that Kriston was made on September 15, 2023. I'm a bit late but this gave me the motivation to finish the thumbnail.

In turn, Kriston v1 has came back!
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* Hey Every! 
* I got a deal for all of you!
* I found this.. ugly photo of me in the trash.
* I noticed you all found interest in it so you can have it back!
* Now stop bootlegging my merchandise!
* I have a business to run!


THE LYRICS:

“Hey Every! It's me, Kriston, Ya wanna hear a tale? It is about a pipeline that goes off its rails!  With deals and meals that are all great steals!”

   “Trust me, you’re gonna love it!”

  “I’m Kriston, the collector of everything! If need something? I’ll probably have it! At a deal no less!” 

“Hey lighters, pull those strings cause now’s chance to be… Anything!”

 “Yo buddy, you're a big shot now!”

 “Just like the rest of the ya see!” 

“I’ll make sure that you will not rot like me!” 

“Come on buddy, don't you believe in me?” 

 “You have a story that must be told..” 

“HP that you must treat like gold!” 

“With a Soul just like mine..!

We have a deal that’s set in stone.”

Kriston - The collector of Everything. - [Deltarune; The Last Puppet]

This is my contribution to the ever growing pile of “Spamton the Salesman of All Things" replacements. The AU "Deltarune: The Other Same Puppet" is completely unoriginal, So please don’t think about it. No one has ever wanted an AU where Kriz takes the role Spamton who stole the show from Kris piggy-backing off Spamton’s tremendous success.

{To SpamsOfAllGames} You are now privately chanting with SpamsOfAllGame
{To SpamsOfAllGames} [xX_kRizzy_Xx]: yo spamzalot,.
{To SpamsOfAllGames} [xX_kRizzy_Xx]: yo ,,
{To SpamsOfAllGames} [xX_kRizzy_Xx]: yo Buddy!1
{To SpamsOfAllGames} [xX_kRizzy_Xx]: uh.
{To SpamsOfAllGames} [xX_kRizzy_Xx]: hi,

Spamton by Toby Fox and @overkill-the-sequel
Kris by topanon and @notrealnevereal and i think @zinc

[Deltarune: The Other Same Puppet] - Kriz Most Toxic in the Game!

This is the "[Sic Erat Scriptum]" replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet”. Think about it, and by it, I mean Gameshark!
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What- Who? I'm not ready yet! -
Haven't you read the bloody sign on the door? -
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Entrance
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• Apologies, Krahs. I have not seen what you have mentioned.
• As a matter of fact, the door was rather barren on my arrival.
• It was quite disappointing.
• That being said, I am rather surprised to see what your helmet hides.
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Oh, it's... you! Mark, was it? -
d̶i̶d̶ ̶i̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ -
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Confirm
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• Yes, that would be my name.
• I am here for the arrangements made during your showcase.
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Well! Let's "get to the point", as you would say. -
I can't. -
As you can see, I haven't got my Family Jewels on me! -
Sure, the SharkVisor lets me "see" and all -
But without my eyes, any of the good ol' stuff is outta the question... -
n̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ -
Well! that's alright! Being a Helper, it's Good and Honest work! -
And I get plenty of Loyalties in my name, anyway! -
Oh, I almost forgot! -
I've got me Free Samples of Krahs-Branded Merchandise! How 'bout that? -
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Terminate
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• You are digressing from the topic of our conversation.
• Treat this engagement with the gravity it deserves.

• I also do not need any of your monetary red herrings.
• As our scuffle has shown, I am quite informed in regards to your matters.
• One of which being that you are capable of regaining that ability.
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Addenum
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• You did not seem particularly satisfied with your Helper job, either.
• When was the last time someone actually received a tour from you?
• Prior to me, that is.
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h̶o̶w̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ -
Well! Nothing gets past you! -
Mark, I'll be honest. All this merchandise... It's Useless Junk, for Frontsiders like you. -
And the Helper gig? -
Y'see, I'm a Shark at heart! -
I'm no Serpent that can just coil up on its Last Supper -
I gotta keep doing something, Anything! -
e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶i̶t̶ -
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...The Explorer. I'll give it to you. -
When I decided to "go clean", I hid my eyes in the Blue Beach near the President's place. -
I'm too infamous for even a peep, with all the security there -
But maybe you could get past them -
Use The Explorer to find a path to The Cliffs. They should still be there. -
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Item Acquired: Explorer
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• Understood.
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Inquire
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• But, I must ask.
• Can you guarantee that our deal will go through?
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Of course! With my eyes, and you as my Wicked Buddy, it'll be just like Back Then! -
Like with the Teach and me Big Man and -
d̶a̶t̶e̶ -
Speaking of -
Mark, you're a tree, I'm a fish! Cats are our enemies! Especially the Mad ones! -
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Departure
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• I appreciate your concerns, but I have no reason to prolong this engagement.
• I will return with your eyes. Rest assured.
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music & thumbnail: @speedman404
Deltarune: Toby Fox
TOP: the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / music by @notrealneverreal
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
TSSP: @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSSP: @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h & Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
TSSSOP: @therealmaz
TSSSSP: @castingsquids
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Puppet Type:
Just as Spamton is often considered a puppet, and Kreddy an animatronic by some,* Krahs could be seen as a zombie.
*Edited ambiguous statement that could've been interpreted as official. Previously just "Kreddy an animatronic".

Hardware Not Detected - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet]

“Involving yourself will only make it worse, just take a quick smoke and head back.”

logo by @chubasco-480913803

"song" and writing by @kittycatviolet379

Alleywind

this is the "MAXON W. ILL KILL YOU OR WHATEVER" replacement for my au felltarune: the same same same other puppet
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 𝚔𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚎 𝚙: 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 kcuf

patch notes 1:
sul sul buddy dont swear at me

𝚔𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚎 𝚙:kcuf kcuf kcuf 𝚢𝚘𝚞

patch notes 2: 
sul sul buddy arent you that one chinese ai

𝚔𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚎 𝚙: 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎

patch notes 3: 
sul sul buddy is taiwan a country

𝚔𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚎 𝚙: 𝚒𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚍-
𝚔𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚎 𝚙: 他媽的 KCUF 𝚈𝙾𝚄
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kriee p by grass idk
music by criticalhitz1991 or smth search them up they made mark if 
art and writing by me


KRIEE. P. "WONT ANSWER NOTHING" [FELLTARUNE: THE SAME SAME SAME OTHER PUPPET]

This is the “Hey Every Spore” Replacement

[Purple Maxon]
Hey were are ya goin!!!
I’m walking ere’!

[PVpejam] uh oh! 😕 (it might be Jazty’s TSSSSP)

look. im gonna be so fr. yes. ive fucked up alot. i know. and i admit and apologize for that, but could people at least talk it out with me or confront me or at least say that we cant be friends before blocking me. 

ive loved the pipeline for a while, and eventually worked my way up the ladder to be a somewhat well known pipeliner. and i appreciate all the love, but ive recently been in some drama (which has been resolved with the person i started it with), and i understand that i was in the wrong.

i just feel like everyone hates me as of recent, ive been losing friends by the day, i dont even feel like continuing my pipejam puppet because all the drama has been taking a huge toll on me lately, and if i feel like i continue with all this shit going on around me right now, i might end up doing something ill regret.

im not pointing fingers, im not saying who blocked or hates me, i just want to apologize, even though its already been resolved (i hope). but i just think i need a break for a while, and come back when im ready, when i have earned the forgiveness of others, feel free to rant, yell at me, or just say shit in the comments.

ollie out.

break.

Not mine. Reupload from Promazter and Mike

This is the "Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet". 

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] ban thekrisslerGOTY
Unknown command!: ban
] ban thekrisslerGOTY
Unknown command!: ban
(* Suddenly, the entire map disappears and all you can see is a missing texture, but the mysterious player is still able to use the admin console.)
] ban thekrisslerGOTY
Unknown command!: ban
] give weapon_pistol
] give weapon_pistol
] give weapon_pistol
] give weapon_pistol
] give weapon_pistol
] say ""
] say "ftrwieo,kl"
] say ":GOGVKOVGKIVG\"VGIOaQCFUYFYRRURUE"
] ban thekrisslerGOTY
Unknown command!: ban
] ban thekrisslerGOTY
Unknown command!: ban
] ban thekrisslerGOTY
Unknown command!: ban
] ban thekrisslerGOTY
Unknown command!: ban
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
The Same Same Puppet by @dawgskul4

] NEED A MEAL NEED A MEAL NEED A MEAL NEED A MEAL - [Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet]

Kreddy-18:24-Gen: Come on in!, to Kreddy's home of Fun and Games! We Got Games, Shows That are all Ran By You! 

H-O-T-S-P-O-T! Way Back When, But We're- (COVER)

This is the "Uh... What was the last "Kriss P." track!?! I'm really messing up now..." replacement for my newererest and originalererest AU, Deltarune: the puppet after kriss p! Think about it, no one has ever made an AU that's like a puppet, but after "Kriss "Teal Kris" P. Krisp"! I can't even think of one! 
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* Hello...
* Erm...
* You're "Kriss P.", correct..?

* WAT do you WANT UGHH

* I'm sorry if I'm causing any---

* SHUT UP

* Please calm yourself!!!
* I assure you, my appearance here is---

* DONT CARe + DIDNT ASK + RATIO
* GOt a MEAL?????

* I have a granola bar I was saving for lunch...

* FUCK YOU
* DIE
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by Other McPuppet
The Same Puppet by overkill
The Same Other Puppet by Zinc and simultaneously chompz and not
The Same Same Puppet by those fellows at light swap
Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by uhhh i dont remember
The Same Same Same Puppet by SpamtonFan1338

by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine therews a paradox here)
The Same Same Same Puppet by me
Vocals by ME
Art by ME and Office Stockimage Johnson

[Deltarune: the puppet after kriss p!] Hi! Uh... I'm! Uh... Samton???

luigi

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