Tourneygami Yoda (In Upload Order)

(HOSTS - PAGE OF VIY 2.0)

Hello World. It seems as though my story isn’t over. I’ve been able to access a host, one that’s graciously agreed to take part in my experiments. His supernatural puppet is along for the ride. 

-Eldritch/ Cosmic Horrors and media with a focus on them
(Cthulhu Awakens, Scared Of You, Gravity Falls Theme)
-Possession and The Soul
(Venom, Hey Soul Sister, Professor Timmy's Theme)
-Star Wars and it’s spinoffs/ fancontent
(Cantina Band, Feel The Force, Seagulls!)
-Paper and Puppets
(Paper Planes, Flat Beat, The Rainbow Connection)

Zip Zipper - Slenderman Song (Cosmic/Eldritch Horrors)
MIA - Paper Planes (Paper)
Bad Lip Reading - Bushes of Love (Star Wars)

Mangled Bodies By The Door

(VICTIM 1 - Audrey)

I’m not mad. Just disappointed. My story wasn’t given a proper end and thus the creator should be punished. I would recommend reading the story however, just to give a bit of context. https://mspfa.com/?s=1032&p=1  

-MSPA, MSPFA and Webcomics and general
(Problem Sleuth, Vast Error, Sonichu)
-Media referenced in Audrey’s works
(Earthbound, They Might Be Giants, Myth Busters)
-Media that was notably discontinued or cancelled 
(TFA, Yellow Submarine Remake, Lisa: The Lustful)
-Trans Artists
(Atsuover, Laura Les, Maxine Feldman)

Relaxing Mountain Sounds (Offsource)
The Hexane Music Team - Scratchprone Anthem (MSPFA, Discontinued/Cancelled)
Atsuover - Past My Prime Time (Trans Artists) 
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (Trans Artists)
The CANWC Music Team - Tick/Tock (MSPFA)

hand crushed in a doormframe

(VICTIM 2 - Cobra Tate)

As a suggestion from the paper puppet who’s tagged along, there is no reason a person like this should exist in the first place. What an awful human specimen.

-Bragging, Flexing, Money and Valuables
(The Baddest, Money Machine, Let’s Talk About Me)
-Sex and Sexual Themes
(Shape of You, Moves Like Jagger, I Just Had Sex)
-Doing it to ‘em
(Pumped Up Kicks, Firework, Do It All The Time)
-Media apparently better than Star Wars
(Star Trek, Men In Black, Avengers: Endgame)

Wake Flocka Flame - Game On (Better Than Star Wars)  
TheLivingTombstone - My Ordinary Life (Money, Doing it to ‘em) 
Bo Burnham - Bezos I (Money, Doing it to ‘em) 
Lizzo - Truth Hurts (Doing it to ‘em)
Danny Gonzalez - My Dad Is Rich (Money, Bragging/Flexing) 
Blue Swede - Hooked On A Feeling (Better Than Star Wars) 
The Lonely Island - Like A Boss (Bragging/Flexing, Doing it to ‘em, Sexual Themes) 
Travie McCoy, Bruno Mars - Billionaire (Money) 
ERB - Walter White vs Rick Grimes (Doin’ it to ‘em, Better Than Star Wars)

Livin Like Bezos

(VICTIM 3 - Quinton Reviews)

A man who’s life has been so overwhelmed by the chaos of his job that he’s lost touch with reality. I should be able to set him straight.

-Creators covered on Fallen Titans
(FRED, Tobuscus, Filthy Frank)
-Nickelodeon Programming
(The Loud House, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, KaBlam!)
-Live-Action Sitcoms
(The Office, Community, Arrested Development)
-Garfield, and other (non-web)comics and their adaptations
(Holla!, Linus and Lucy, What’s Up Danger?)

Your Favorite Martian - Club Villain (Covered on Fallen Titans) 
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Covered on Fallen Titans) 
Victorious - Take A Hint (Nickelodeon/Live Action Sitcoms)
Garfield - Cool Cat (Garfield) 
Arthur - Theme Song (Offsource, reference to a Quinton bit)

Cool Cat’s Club

(VICTIM 4 - Ask Me Another)

Even now that it’s ended, the show was long past it’s prime, run out, overly-edited and uninteresting. It will be fun watching the hosts become the hosted.

-Words, Wordplay and the English Language
(Words Words Words, Word Crimes, Wordplay)
-Game Shows, Podcasts and NPR Media
(MXC, Some Ordinary Podcast, Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me)
-Songs parodied or covered on Ask Me Another
(The Sign, Alphabet of Nations, Let It Go)
-Johnathan Coulton, other “truly funny” comedians and Valve
(Re Your Brains, Threw It On The Ground, Count to Three)

Audio from Ask Me Another (NPR Media)
Valley Lodge - Go (Actually Funny Comedians)  
They Might Be Giants - Alphabet of Nations (Wordplay, Actually Funny Comedians, Featured on Ask Me Another)
Rhett and Link - My OCD (Actually Funny Comedians)
Jonathan Coulton - Re Your Brains (Jonathan Coulton) 
JTMusic - Meet The Crew (Valve) 
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Wordplay)

My Brains

(VICTIM 5 - BD1P)

The gaming content of the modern internet has always bored me, and the gamebreaks have gotten stale.

-The Binding of Isaac, Roguelikes and Edmund McMillen 
(Innocence Glitched, Where the Guns At, Forest Funk)
-Deltarune, Quirky Earthbound-esque RPGs and Toby Fox
(WELCOME TO THE CITY, Alex Eagleston, The Baby Is You)
-Games BD1P really likes
(Inscryption, Kirby, The Lego Series of Games)
-Gaming content creators
(All The Way, Science Blaster, I Don’t Wanna Be Free)

Toby Fox - A CYBER’S WORLD? (Deltarune)
Luzary16 - The Polaroid and Negative (The Binding of Isaac) 
The Gregory Brothers, Markiplier - I Don’t Wanna Be Free (Gaming Content Creators) 
Saint Motel - A Good Song Never Dies (Games BD1P Really Likes; Inscryption)

The World Outside My Tomb

(VICTIM 6 - Cheese Guy)

An unfunny joke deserves to be punished in the way it always was destined to be. Driven into the ground.

-Media featuring James May
(Top Gear, The Grand Tour, James May: Our Man in Japan)
-Cheese, Cheesy Foods and Dairy Products
(The Cheese Rap, That’s Amore, Hot Milk)
-JimmyHere/ YLYL Memes and featured songs 
(Monkey Business, Radioactive, Photograph)
-Cars, Journalism and media with people named James
(Life Is A Highway, Sunday Papers, Gotta Catch ‘Em All)

Snail’s House - Hot Milk (JimmyHere Memes, Dairy) 
JimmyHere, Calio - Maid Outfit (JimmyHere Memes)
Young Club - Chee$e (Cheese)
James May saying Cheese (James May, Cheese, JimmyHere Memes)

Hot Chee$e

THIS TRACK WAS REMADE BY THE OPTIMIST (@o-olive-draws-o) 
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(VICTIM 7 - Joe Hawley)

Overrated band honestly.

-Joe Hawley, his musical collaborators and covered artists 
(Dream Sweet in Sea Major, Special, Good Day) 
-Narrative concept albums, musicals and theatre 
(West Side Story, Jesus Christ Superstar, Shop: A Pop Opera)
-Distortion and Backwards Audio
(Shop Genocide Route, Droopy Remembers, Revolution 9) 
-Weirdcore, Dreamcore and associated media
(Crimewave, Warm Nights, My Time)

Hawaii: Part I - Simon (???)
ミラクルミュージカル - White Ball (Hawley / Musicals)
ミラクルミュージカル - Black Rainbow (Hawley / Musicals)
ミラクルミュージカル - Variations on a Cloud (Hawley / Musicals)
PhilosophicalRacoon - Blue Sky (No Longer in School Remix) (Distortion?)
Fozzie & Kermit - Movin' Right Along (Musical)
TEMPOREX - Nice Boys (Weirdcore)
Joe Hawley, Minimall - Go To Bed (Hawley / Collaborators / Weirdcore / Dreamcore)
Powfu, beabadoobee - Death Bed (Coffee for Your Head) (Thematic Offsource)
Joe Hawley, Isaac Castor, Nabors - Special (Hawley / Collaborators)

Rainbow Sky

(VICTIM 8 - The Apex)

The teenage mind is something I still do not understand, and these two look like interesting subjects.

-Cartoon Network, HBO Max Originals and Dark Kids Media
(Adventure Time, Euphoria, Gravity Falls)
-Teen Anthems, Anarchy and Rebellion
(Follow The Sun, Anarchy in the UK, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised)
-Infinty and Trains
(My Trains, Crazy Train, Infinity, The Never Ending Story)
-Numbers and Cults
(The Loneliest Number, 90 to Nithing, Die Young)

John G. - Grace & Simon | SYNTHWAVE REMIX (Infinity Train) 
Friendship is Witchcraft - Gypsy Bard (Dark Kids Media, Cults)
Adventure Time: Distant Lands - Woke Up (HBO Max Originals, Rebellion) 
Ke$ha - Die Young (Rebellion, Cults) 
Rare Americans - Brittle Bones Nicky (Rebellion)
Gravity Falls - Taking Over Midnight (Anarchy, Dark Kids Media)

Waking Up On A Train

(INTRUDER 9 - Bizly and The Ladders)

I’m not entirely sure who this fellow is, but it looks like he’s next on the chopping block.

-Memes, “Reaction Content” and related creators from 2017 on
(I am the Globglogabgalab, Scatman’s World, OKAY)
-Games Bizly enjoys
(Among Us, Minecraft, Cards Against Humanity)
-Ladders, Means of Vertical Movement and Vertical Movements 
(Ladders, Elevator, And So We Fall)
-Items purchasable at hardware stores
(Handy, Screw Loose, MC Hammer)

Everhood - Heavy (Vertical Movements) 
Audio from WildSpartanz (2017+ Reaction Content Creators, Ladders)
NerdOut - Impostor Imperceptible (Games Bizly Likes)
Teen Titans GO! - My Superhero Movie (2017+ Memes)
Tetris - Korobeiniki (Theme) (Vertical Movements)
Dream - Mask (2017+ Memes/ Reaction Content, Games Bizly Likes; Minecraft)
SocksForOne - IMPOSTOR GOD (Games Bizly Likes)
Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store (Hardware Store Items)
Tech N9ne - Face Off (2017+ Memes) 
Eminem - Elevator (Means of Vertical Movement)

IT W0U1D BE S0 C001

(VICTIM 10 - Boris Johnson)

This buffoon has paraded around England long enough and has only brought his nation and every nation surrounding it more trouble. What a pity.

-Boris Johnson media
(The Boris Johnson Song, Fight For Your Right, Rap God)
-Politics and Politicians
(Leaders of the Free World, Born in the USA, Donald Trump)
-Artists from the British Isles
(The Proclaimers, AJ Tracey, Wilbur Soot)
-Rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss
(There’s a Platypus Controlling Me, Straight Outta Scranton, Anything with Dream)

Audio from Boris Johnson (Boris Johnson media)
ERB - Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney (Politicians, Rappers Eminem Was Too Afraid To Diss)
Rick Toons - british rappers be like (Rappers Eminem Was Too Afraid To Diss, British Isles)
Jake Paul - It’s Everyday Bro (Rappers Eminem Was Too Afraid To Diss) 
The Beatles - Money (British Isles) 
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute - Straight Outta Scranton (Rappers Eminem Was Too Afraid To Diss)
A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (British Isles) 
U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday (Politics, British Isles)

England Is My City

(VICTIM 11 - Penelope Scott)

An interesting person who makes less than interesting music, and someone too close to realizing the truly dark secrets of the world.

-Post-Y2K Indie Folk, Experimental and Chiptune Artists 
(Black Midi, Phoebe Bridgers, vivivivivi)
-Indie music from 2019 onwards
(Heat Waves, Lose Your Head, Guilty Love)
-Society, the Mind and Internal Struggles
(This Is America, Something For You M.I.N.D., Save Me)
-Mysteries and True Crime
(Into The Mystery, Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine, Scooby Doo Theme)

Penelope Scott - Rät (Modern Indie Folk/ Chiptune, Society) 
clipping. - Inside Out (Modern Experimental)
Kitsune^2 - Rock My Emotions (Modern Chiptune)
Lovejoy - Concrete (2019+ Indie) 
Poppy - Voicemail (Modern Experimental) 
p4rkr - i hate it here (Modern Experimental, Internal Struggles)
Passenger of Shit, Mr Unknown - I Staple Tapeworms On My Penis (Remix) (Modern Experimental) 
Your Favorite Martian - Take Over The World (Society) 
Lisa: The Joyful - 666 Kill Chop Deluxe (Modern Experimental? fits the tone anyways lol)

Penelope Scott Kills The Chaos Cohorts With Her Bare Hands

(VICTIM 12 - Masked Wolf)

One of the worst lyricists I’ve ever bared my eye and lack of true ears on. Do I even need to give the examples that have already appeared in your head?

-Elektra Records Artists
(The Doors, Ed Sheeran, CeeLo Green)
-Canines, Masks and Hidden Identities
(Who Let The Dogs Out?, A Mask Of My Own Face, Secret Identity)
-Tik Tok and songs popular on it
(Castaway, Bored In The House, Dance Monkey)
-Space, Depths, the Cold and Rolling
(Here in Space, Ice Ice Baby, Heads Will Roll)

fantomenK - Goodbye Summer, Hello Winter (The Cold) 
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape (Thematic Offsource) 
Lemon Demon - A Mask of My Own Face (Masks/ Hidden Identities)
CeeLo Green - Fuck You (Elektra Records) 
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Elektra Records)
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (The Cold)
Masked Wolf - Astronaut in the Ocean (All Sources) 
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (TikTok)

Masked Wolf's Escape

(VICTIM 13 - David Firth)

An instiller of fear, and an inspiration to my craft. However,  the student must one day destory it’s master.

-Surreal, Absurdist or Psychological Horror
(AlanTutorial, Paprika, Doki Doki Literature Club)
-Flash and Newgrounds media and franchizes stemming from it
(VVVVVV, Pico’s School, Henry Stickmin)
-Webserieses, Indie Animation and Indie Animators
(ENA, Eddsworld, SomethingElseYT)
-Salad and Fingers
(Point the Finga, Fruit Salad, Put The Finger On You)

The Blue Balls Incident - Sadness (Newgrounds, Surreal/Absurd/Psychological Horror)
Dead Magikarp - Beware The Friendly Stranger (Unused Cover) (All Sources) 
JerryTerry - Kiss Me (Kill Me) (Surreal/Psychological Horror) 
JaidenAnimations - Empty (Indie Animation)

Kenophobia

(VICTIM 14 - BoJack Horseman)

No matter how far you drive, you can’t escape your past.

-Artists featured in BoJack Horseman
(Grouplove, Death Grips, DJ Dank)
-Netflix Originals, Adult Animation and Animated Sitcoms
(Big Mouth, The Simpsons, The Amazing World of Gumball)
-Drugs, Addiction and Addictive Substances 
(Semi-Charmed Life, Sober, Your Love Is My Drug)
-California, Californian Artists, Equines and Equine Artists
(California Girlz, 21 Guns, Dark Horse)

Audio from BoJack Horseman (…)
WeevilDoing ft. Tsurimaki Maki - AUDIT (Addiction/ Addictive Substances)
Patrick Carney - BoJack’s Theme (BH Artists)  
Kelly Clarkson - I Forgive You (Adult Animation) 
R.E.M. - It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (Adult Animation) 
Vylet Pony - ANTONYMPH (Equine Artists)
Magic Sword - Infinite (BH Artists)
Grouplove - Deadline (BH Artists)

17 Minutes

(VICTIM 15 - Jigsaw)

A hypocrite killer. That’s what he truly is. A man who doesn’t want to admit the absolute harm that he does to the world around him.

-Gore and Shock Horror
(You Make Me Feel So Dead, The Slenderman Song, Rainbow Factory)
-Murder and Murderers
(I Can’t Decide, Knoxville Girl, Bohemian Rhapsody)
-Puzzles, Bladed Weapons and Traps
(Puzzle of Me, Knife Fight, Beez in the Trap)
-Media that has far too many sequels/ spinoffs
(The Land Before Time, Airbud, The Fast and the Furious)

21 Savage - Spiral (Gore/Shock Horror, Murder, Too Many Sequels, Traps)
Limp Bizkit - Rollin (Too Many Sequels; The Fast and the Furious) 
Lil Darkie - DISINTEGRATE (Traps)
Alex Bale - AIR BUD Rap (Too Many Sequels/ Spinoffs)
JTMusic - Another Five Nights (Shock Horror, Murderers, Too Many Sequels/ Spinoffs) 
Lil Darkie - ONE TAKE (Traps)

ANOTHER FILM

(VICTIM 16 - Jenny)

Rounding out the roster is the result of a personal taste. A very creepy one hit wonder and the subject of it’s lyrics.

-Tommy Tutone, One-hit Wonders and 80’s Hits
(Girl In The Back Seat, My Sharona, Don’t Stop Believin)
-Unrequited Love, Obsession and Heartbreak
(I Want You, Your New Boyfriend, Break Your Heart)
-Disturbing, Bizzare or Confusing Music Videos
(Hand In The Fire, Tainted Love, Who Dat Boi)
-Phones and Calling
(Baby Hotline, Voicemail, Call Me By Your Name)

Tommy Tutone - Jenny ()
Reol - Drop Pop Candy (Unrequited Love)
SouljaBoy, Pitbull - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (Heartbreak, Phones/Calling)
Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Obsession, Phones/Calling)
Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen (80’s Hits, One-Hit Wonders)
Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend (Heartbreak/Obsession/Unrequited Love)

Drop Pop Jenny

The tournament has officially begun. Let's begin our adventure of ruin. Matches will happen sporadically, whenever songs are out. I hope you enjoy.

Songs used:
The Hexane Music Team - Ruination (Eldritch Horrors)
Lincoln - Saint Bernard (MSPFA/Discontinued or Cancelled)
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (Bragging/Wealth/Money)
Victoria Justice - Make It Shine (Nickelodeon/Live Action Sitcoms)
“Weird Al” Yankovich - Word Crimes (Words/Funny Comedians)
Panic! At The Disco - This Is Gospel (Edmund McMillen Media)
The Killers - Mr Brightside (James May Media/YLYL Memes)
Miracle Musical - Time Machine (Joe Hawley) 
Infinity Train - Train to Nowhere (HBO Max/CN/Trains)
The Stupendium - And So We Fall (Vertical Movements)
Eminem - Rap God (Boris Johnson Media)
Penelope Scott - Rät (Modern Indie Folk & Chiptune/Society)
Masked Wolf - Gravity Glidin (Elektra Records) 
MarStarBro, UpTaunt, Punkett - Triple Trouble (Newgrounds/Surreal Horror) 
DJ DANK - Renegade (BoJack Horseman) 
The Scissor Sisters - I Can’t Decide (Murders)
Boys Like Girls - Heart Heart Heartbreak (Heartbreak)

RUINED REBIRTH

Bonus 1 - The Conspirators

I was truly very close to adding Wendigoon to the roster but there was far too much overlap. On top of that, I actually learnt to really like him. He apparently made a friend through a tournament I’ve never heard of. She also seems nice. I didn’t question their umm… insane sourcelist. 

-Conspiracies, Theories, Cryptography and Religious Concepts
(Touch Tone Telephone, Secret Code, Send Me An Angel)
-Strange, Surrealist and Web-based Horror
(Possibly in Michigan, MeatCanyon, Petscop)
-Rock Operas and Media told out of order
(The Black Parade, American Idiot, FNaF)
-Cryptids, Mythical Creatures, Equines and The Hub/Discovery
(Nessie, Space Unicorn, Littlest Pet Shop Theme)

Audio from Wendigoon (Conspiracies, Theories)
Yoka the Changeling - Anthropology (Equines, Mythical Creatures, The Hub/Discovery, Conspiracies)
My Chemical Romance - Mama (Rock Operas, Media Told Out of Order)
FNaF: Help Wanted - Showtime (Media Told Out of Order)
The Automatic - Monster (Conspiracies, Theories, Cryptids)
Sherclop Pones - How Applejack Won the War (Equines, The Hub/Discovery) 
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Dreams Song (Surreal/Strange/Web-Based Horror, Media Told Out of Order [according to some])

CRYPTOANTHROPOLOGY

(VICTIM 3 - Quinton Reviews)

A man who’s life has been so overwhelmed by the chaos of his job that he’s lost touch with reality. I should be able to set him straight.

-Creators covered on Fallen Titans
(FRED, Tobuscus, Filthy Frank)
-Nickelodeon Programming
(The Loud House, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, KaBlam!)
-Live-Action Sitcoms
(The Office, Community, Arrested Development)
-Garfield, and other (non-web)comics and their adaptations
(Holla!, Linus and Lucy, What’s Up Danger?)

Songs Used:
Animeme - YO MAMA THEME (Covered on Fallen Titans) 
Tobuscus - Nugget in a Biscuit (Covered on Fallen Titans)
Your Favorite Martian - Whip Your Kids (Covered on Fallen Titans)
Chills ft. CORPSE - Siren Head (Covered on Fallen Titans) 
Fred Figglehorn - Christmas is Creepy (Covered on Fallen Titans) 
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Covered on Fallen Titans) 
Filthy Frank - Pink Guy Cooks Ramen And Raps (Covered on Fallen Titans)

Tourneygami Yoda (In Upload Order)

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