Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

JustGamer As Dream 

Jofinity As SuperFastJellyFish

Cri As Antfrost 

RaccoonBroVA As BadBoyHalo 

Rosenthal As Sapnap 

Rayyan As GeorgeNotFound 

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Writing assistance from SuperGamerBro

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude

Dream:
Oh George! Who’s this trying to step to me on my SMP?
I’m used to being the hunted, but now I will show no empathy
No more fans of yours, cuz they all speedran away
For how good you are at finding subs, you lost your whole damn fanbase 

What kind of fucking grandma resorts to facebook gaming
Left in the dark like a moon jelly, but seafood’s what I’m craving
You rode the wave of controversy like a pitiful bitch (Hey!)
Now it's left this jellyfish washed up, that's a MoistCritikal hit! (Hey!)

SuperFastJellyFish:
Claiming I crave attention? Check all the tweets you’re making
And I, think I must mention how you got flamed by some bacon
Guess finding seeds and cheating runs in the family, your mom was tastin’ 
The bonemeal I fed her when I was as rock hard as Clay’s clay chin!

Like all Minecraft Youtubers you were faced with allegations
Such a touchy subject adjacent to all your racist statements
From your manhunts to your burger, you’ve always remained tasteless (Ugh)
Forget the 5 second fame, this fake bitch shoulda stayed faceless!

Can’t stop the toxic doxxing, no increased rate of diss dropping
With an avatar so bland, normal pills are what you’re popping!
Stans, say that you’re mythical while saying criticisms typical
Even managed to rig the polls even tho the glow squid is dull!

Antfrost: 
Your blindfold runs got deleted faster than you got bullied off the net
BadBoyHalo: 
Played it off as a joke but you're the joke with nothing left, you muffinhead!
Sapnap: 
In your apology, you’re seethrough like your blindfold, clearly not fucking sad
George: 
Despite my color blindness I’d find that you acting blue was just a sham!

Dream: 
And we're topping him unlike the blanket he refused to drop on his head
Which only led to him getting bombarded quick with hate that his comments left
The common thread between all of the awful problems that he mocks up is
It’s obvious! His viewers are just coddled kids and brutally honest fans

Said your cheating was intentional, my alibi’s more watertight
But I’ve got a sub count to overshadow yours, shocker, right?
You’ve got no clout, my manhunt plays are as iconic as my mask is
This odd1sout of the picture, guess that’s the point of the casket

SuperFastJellyFish:
By watertight, do you mean trapped up in a bathtub?
No mathematician is needed to tell you that your runs don’t add up!
Stole Tommy’s discs, but still cant spin a track, huh?
The next Minecraft Unsolved should be on how you have a fanclub! (Let's-a-go!)

You shouldn't've have messed with me, I’ll end you like your SMP
You’ve always had issues with ships, whether it’s George or MCC
Eventually you'll be forgotten so make like this mic and drop it
And I'll leave you in peace, pleading with Beast to get an ounce of profit (Yahoo!)

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

Frieza:
Evil and regal, the rightful heir to my father’s throne
And they pit me against an “equal” failed experiment of a clone?
What a joke! (hah!) I block your path like Snorlax, you won’t go far 
My advice is that you abort, like the fetus that you are (hohohoho!)
So forgettable: Mew-who — this crude fool’s bouta get screwed
The death scene? My Death Beams shooting through you like voodoo
You do read minds right? So why’d you choose this fight?
You’ll be the next to get burned by Supernova-hot rhymes

Mewtwo:
Go use the shitter, sci-fi Hitler, you sound Super constipated
If this were an ego contest, you’d be the winner, undebated
But since it ain’t, you’ve sealed your fate: leave you sobbing like Pikachu
I’m at the Top when it comes to ‘mons, force you to replay peekaboo.

Space Karen better go take a seat next to Ash
For you must be stoned to think you’ll win this clash
Spitting Colder than your dad on the track
We all know that for Cheelai you down bad
When I’m on the attack, this ant should keep back
End you quick with a Focus Blast
You’d think I’m Burter, I’m rhyming fast
Steel-ing this win; like your type is Grass

I suggest growing your horns back, ‘cuz up there right now it’s looking bare
Bet that’s why you really offed Krillin, was blinded with jealousy, no Solar Flare
Really, this space ‘count’ can't even tell the time? How sad.
I’d say you’re screaming like a girl, but I guess one’s voiced you in the past

Frieza:
I expected dazzling fireworks, that was an awful display
And my actress remains praised, yours is hated to this day
Wish to insult my appearance? Here’s something to consider:
Change into your Y form, and take a good look in the mirror!

For somebody who’s used a spoon as a weapon
You can’t scoop a win into your possession
I am divine, you are sublime
Banned from being competitive right? Then get the hell out of my sight!

Now I’ll be wrapping this up like my home in Hell
Flipping off this skinny two toed Pokémon, Go fuck yourself!!!

Mewtwo:
Got saved from death and rebuilt as a cyborg, but it didn’t go well
Trunks went and split you in half just like the opinions of Dragon Ball fans after Cell
I’ve been used as a pawn before to fulfill desires of powerful men 
But that’s nothing compared to when you were used as a toy by Broly for hours on end
Your character’s hard to defend, enslaving races without a care
So how about I whip you until you’re on your knees begging to be spared again?
Couldn’t spew heat like a Charizard, you proved to be no hassle
It would seem your Golden Form has taken Silver in this battle

@fightmarker as Frieza
King Mewtwo as Mewtwo (yes)
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by @sw4nked, @snakebite126, @metamachinee and Robo Rebellion Studios
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover Art by @micahmp4

Frieza vs Mewtwo. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In this SoundCloud late upload we have AIR WAR which is the FRB one from codenames against CAR BOAT which is the ANYTHING from Poll Mines. Got it? Me neither.

Gamer as Car Boat
Shimario as Air War 
Written by JustGamer and Shimario
Beat by Anywaywell 
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Shimario

Car Boat:
Rolling up to the battle, car boat got hard flow
Such a dope idea, rose to the top of the charts yo
For an inside joke, bro, you’re just so lame
I mean does anybody wanna play Codenames?
Firing shots, won’t get caught in your wind
You botched as a hint, I got us the win
Your whole shtick’s just nothing that I care for
I’ll just say it: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AIR WAR

Air War:
Ok so basically tornado is like air and America has been in a lot of wars so when you put the two together
Wait fuck it’s my turn shit
I don’t got time for explaining, I’ve gotta cut to the chase
I’m sending bombs flying - I be living up to the name
Whatever genius mind was the one to come up with me 
Must have a dick in his head, yeah, fucked in the brain
Think you’re important? Well from what I’ve gathered 
No one needs a Car Boat, not even a Spymaster
This Jackbox bit should know I’m deadly
So just start weigh-in your options, and see if you ready
Can’t get any words out, it’s like your voice broke
So hard for you to say shit, I’ll just call you Toy Boat
Any set of words could’ve popped on this chart
And despite that, “winning” is still not in your cards

Car Boat:
Can I be honest? Those lines were lacking
That shit made no sense, it’s like all your hints are cashed in 
I’m the sleekest and meanest in spy fashion
Game over once you pick me, cause I’m the assassin 
Gamer’s reaction made you, otherwise you’re lame man
Coming from if Guess Who was made by charade fans
To stay afloat, there’s no room for misinterpretations 
So you should take a crash course on communication
Yeah you know this Car Boat rhyming’s heat, dawg
So give this battle a like, and repost to defeat Walk
Face it, I’m number 1, there’s no other fuckin option
Looks like this ain’t gonna be the first poll I’m topping

Air War:
Bro you ain’t no soldier, look at your lame ass
You got me feeling like Ethan man, your game’s trash
Matt’s team was right, you have zero appeal
Who the fuck wants a submarine with wheels… (TRUE)
You’re a useless cunt, you can’t fucking step to me
I’m goddamn air bitch, you know I’m a necessity 
I keep going up, it’s obvious I carried dude
While you’re trapped in the mines, cause I just buried you

Air War vs Car Boat - FRB vs Anything!

Funny Scrogus (Spelunky) VS Chimmy (Chimmy) - Rap Battles of Whatever

ThanosQuack as Funny Scrogus
Korekitten as Chimmy
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Korekitten
Beat by Stoic
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to dad_as_heck and garbageGothic

0:00

Rap Battles of Whatever! Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy! Begin!

Scrogus (0:19)

(Uh) Scrogus, the coolest rapper ever to be
Against dimwit Chimmy, but he’s no enemy, please
I’m a jellyfish, you die one single step in the sea
Consider this the second time you’re on a record and beat
You're not that threatening to me, I'm not even phased
How the hell is permanent walking a fucking speedrun game?
(Yeah) And your diet of apples makes it obvious
You'll never find a doctor and youll never fucking talk to one

Chimmy (0:38)

You know it's Chimmy so don't fuck with me
Who even are you? Dude, you make the ocean fishy
But it’s no surprise that when you go spelunking
You’re so outta place, it makes Scrogus Funny
Don’t need those OC’s to change your look, bro
I’ll beat you so hard, I’m achieving purple
(Uh) But you wanna know the most sad thing?
Your only interaction with dad is when he makes you a sandwich

Scrogus (0:57)

Oh, you jealous of the jellyfish?
People travel ‘round the globe to revel in my excellence
You’re a ghoulish creature. (Yeah) Nobody wants you
You must be demonic ‘cause SummoningSalt blocks you
And where’s your costume? Public nudity’s a crime, dawg.
I may wear shades, but you’ll burn my fucking eyes off.
No wonder people can’t even improve their speedruns
Playing your game is already the biggest time loss.

Chimmy (1:17)

Bitch, don’t come for my fans, that just ain’t true
The same people who praise you like to inhale glue
You’re crazy to think you’re famous dude,
You may have escaped a forgotten arcade game, but all your players did the same with you
(Yuh) And your wiki is a mystery
I’m missing the reason behind the hard R that you’ve hidden deep
I got the W, so there’s no runners left, kid
‘Cause it’s on the record, you’ve one/won second

Scrogus

Oh yeah? Well, Undertale 2
best game ever bitch. sans undertale eats ketchup. fucker.

Chimmy

Don’t even get me fucking started, if you know videogames at all, youve probably heard of chimmy. Released in 1983 for camoco vision box its one of the most beloved videogames of all time (fades off)

Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy - Rap Battles of Whatever

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The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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Match six of Round 1 brings you Shimario versus Swoldow.

Rainbow Road has two more competitors on the track today. Will Shimario come out on top, or will Swoldow take a dub as big as Don Bongo? Wait... WHAT out on top?! Be sure to vote, the race to reach the finish line begins now.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by MasonG
Prod. Marsad Men

Lyrics:

Shimario: 
AYYYYYYYY - Take a guess who is back
Take a guess who’ll be the best of the pack
Gonna beat anyone that steps in my path
So just like this Mimikyu’s neck Imma (neck Imma) snap
 
You just can’t hold a candle
When your gross ass channel is in total shambles
Man you peaked with a fan edit (yikes!)
and your biggest playlist is the one for the bonus battles

So yeah, jokes are the last thing you should try to make
You want proof? How about we rewind the tape
To when your shitpost took so much time to play
It ruined the call for the entire day

And let’s talk Survivor, I don’t even care how you treated your friends like they’re pawns
Nah, how about how you had an FRB just like this one - and it was why you lost (bitch!)

Swoldow: 
Stop the high-pitched screeching I’m swapping it with a proper verse
Can’t tell if it’s your next battle or your balls that’s dropping first
You act like I’m a monster, funny that this juror’s quick to judge
‘Cause you sit, finishing each month, telling FRB kids they suck

You’ve panned one of my edits from years ago?
Your demand for edits is when someone DMs Rabi and then hears a “no”
I’m a fuckin’ Mimikyu and yet you’re still somehow more of a meager clone

Bringing up April Fools for the billionth time
That bits a broken record, getting old and feeble
But I could fill up millions of royales
With the amount of time you take up speaking over people

Take your flows and leave, bro. 
Every time you spit all you’re getting is just negative progress.
Like Minus World but even more of a never ending hot mess.
This match will end just like that battle and you’ll flop, dead.

So let me give some advice ‘fore this tyke tries to cram another hundred words on a page
Wanna bring up my past and not look like an ass? Maybe don’t be someone who yelled slurs in a rage.


Shimario:
Damn, that shit sucked 
I guess your material doc lied
Cause it said that all you were good at was writing
And those are your words, not mine sooo yeah

Say my edits are samey, I got that (yeah)
and I’ve made my mistakes man, I got that (yeah)
You see all of this shit that you can say about me, and I bet that you want that
Cause bitch you got jack

You may wonder how you’ve never once made an impact, but I know how
You were known for your slideshows, but took so many L’s that you’re just known as a sideshow now
 
I won’t say you’re incompetent 
But there’s a reason why I’m thriving and you’re just occasionally popping in
You’ve been here for twice the time that I have
And I got 4 times the accomplishments 

In the community this guy’s plummeted
I’ve already got more subs and likes coming in
Yeah it’s a new age - I’m one of the guys running it
So I’ll start respecting my elders when I’m one of them

You get an idea and you murder it quick
Dilly’s whole series? You’re worsening it
I can see why all of your microphones blow
Once you touch something, you turn it to shit

Swoldow:
Oh please, dude.
You think I wanna fuckin be you?
You couldn’t even be yourself without flopping
You’re rapping like it’s CoC 2.

Make like everything else that you suck at and leave dude
Can’t diss me for shit, it makes sense you dropped reviews
And let's playing? Honestly, nobody’s watching 
This immature fucking monstrosity squeak through

A single second of run time.
Check your own analytics ‘fore you try to affront mine
Couldn’t nail a speedrun time
So it’s clear why nothing that you edit comes out on time

You can keep your achievements and seethe
‘Cause 1-1’s the only grass you’ve ever seen
I got a life outside of this shit
While you got none left, game over, bitch.

Shimario vs Swoldow. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa) VS Carlos Ortiz (Detroit: Become Human) - Rap Battles of Whatever

i was definitely planning to upload this for halloween! happy hallows ebe! 👻

haileygolden as Sayaka Maizono 
Spadical as Carlos Ortiz 
garbageGothic as Mia Fey
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Trakked
Beat by Pendo46

Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz! Begin!

Sayaka (0:12)

My name is sayaka, but i dont wanna know your name
Look at that, you cant fit your ass through the doorframe
But if you did, (yeah?) you wouldn’t turn the knob (uhuh?)
You couldn’t get your ass offa the floor to get a fucking job (damn)
I’m good at singing, so I’ll share a few notes
Last night i gave your mother 28 stab wounds bro
Y’know, your stank ass corpse was left bleeding here for hours (yuh)
We should switch spots cause you really need a shower (yeugh)
I go hard with the bars im singing (yeah yeah)
With all those bottles, you don’t need bars to drink in
it’s got me thinking bout the bots you’re killing
Its quite ironic that *you’re* not the one living! 

Carlos (0:46)

I didn’t hear a thing you said, didn’t get that
You think your words got me dead? Bro I’m deadass
Baseball star stabbed you, and now I’ll do the same thing
Hey, your blood’s pink and I’m a racist
Your rotting ass blocks the pass to get to the toilet
But diss me for smell? Can’t have a shit in detroit, bitch
Your boyfriend was wrongly blamed, could barely solve your case,
Those digits couldn’t point at Leon when you scrawled his name
It took metal to beat me
Your plan to get out got turned on you, just like the stupid message you’re leaving
Said you believed in him, Makoto’s dumb enough to buy it
He couldn’t notice all of the red flags that were rising

Sayaka (1:20)

Nice try, but I can actually perform on mic, ‘cause like
I’m the one who’s idolised, you’re more the idle type 
You got a robot ‘cause you’re too lazy to do the chores you make him do
But in the end, he made sure that you paid your dues

Carlos (1:32)

Bitch, you’re just a fake, tell it to the kid who’s printing away
A million pages of this fictional babe
To fill up his place, but lemme just say it’s not that big of a waste
‘Cause when I swing I won’t be missing your face

Mia Fey (1:42)

Objection! Taking the stand, it’s Mia Fey!
I won’t let this racist old man make any claims!
The defence is ready against this dead guy,
But your smell is one more thing that's gonna give me a case!
I’ve read the files, and when he gets high off red ice, 
He’s bound to slip if pressed just like Redd White
He won’t need to get a life, I just gotta tell my client
Set aside the weapon knife, he’s already dead to rights

Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz - Rap Battles of Whatever

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The eleventh match of Round 1 brings you Snakebite126 versus Your Least Favorite Ethan.

Things are heating up in the pennultimate match of Round 1. Will Benjamin walk away from this sans L, or will Ethan be the most favorite champion? Be sure to vote, Round 1 nears its conclusion.

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Ethan
Produced by DiamondStyle

Lyrics:

Benjamin Verse 1:
Decided to match you, it’s why the mic sounds off-kilter
Spent 3K on Funko POPs, not one on a pop filter
Without Discord Rap Battles, your name’s worth jack shit
Dressing like the Easter Bunny ‘cause you put your eggs in one basket

This dude got recast in the worst DRB
So how’d you suck too much to play Kirby, my G?
Get some sleep, boy you’re so fatigued even for a Marvel fan
I know you’re hyped to play Spider-Man 2, you Insomniac

Fuck a bad thottie and she scoopa the dick
Better stay inside your shell, Sheldon Koopa the Quick
So lame you’re playing Psytube’s stand-in in FRB Brawl
Like Battle of the Month winners, you entered here by default

Ethan Verse 1:
Yo Psytube you pussied out on the easiest shit
Now Jo’s tryin to send me to go upstage this theatre kid 
So whatever let's get this over with, but it won’t be a hassle 
Cause it's not the first time you’ll ditch a series after one battle

“But Ethan Ethan he's a horseman, you can't win, you're out of it”
I'll take rein- like Halloween, break him down a bit 
Once you were on the top, and then you lost the plot 
And now you kin Holden cause you both saw a falling off

Heh

Got your fans waiting for months now 
Should've made the constipation goblin, your shit never comes out
Calling me unrated, you're scared to submit
Embarrassing, this battle’s kinda like you as Bruno- you pale in comparison

Benjamin Verse 2:
Nice Bruno joke, buddy 👍 it’s more surprising
They somehow gave JustGamer Additional Whiting
In calls you’re quieter than you recording Melvin in that library
Reppin’ A-Nation? Nah, you reppin’ A-Nxiety

Your biggest project’s carried by the video and Em
But like your pics of Mrs. Met, 
Weirdo, Shimario went behind your back 
To add a live action switch you detested
Not shocked you lost DRB’s docs, you’re that shit with direction

And I’m the procrastinator when
You CoC-block your own tourney from results, waiting whole weeks before sharing them
Guess the fact you keep ‘em undeveloped makes some sense
When the last time you made a friend was in DMs with Creepy Pedophile YandereDev

Ethan Verse 2
Not writing lines is a constant in this and your stupid game
Snake’s your username, so how'd you fail at Python 
You type on and on with your crackhead comedy, honestly 
Take notes from your singing performance- you oughta be off the keys 

Quit talking, PLEASE, cause you ain't giving some wisdom
Man, you're 'bout as stable as your living condition
I know ants give you irrational fear
You'd collapse in tears if I asked what the hell happened here

Thought you weren't taking roles, but you're acting tough, just face it 
You can't claim the high ground when you're stuck in Dustin’s basement
There's only one DR B that I'm trusting dude, I'm done with you
You already killed your bit, and I just dropped the other Shoe

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

Lew Kreerdun

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