Last Gnome Standing

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Schroity McSchroiterton surprise. On this adventure, embark upon a spaceship that takes you to a planet far away from our own. You will encounter stunning wonders that are out of this world, and they will take your breath away. 

BYOO (Bring Your Own Oxygen)

Mystery Schroitbag (R.I.P. Mint)

Very Uncomfortable Bus Transfer

Quick detour before we arrive at our destination. Little village. The stuff here is a little overgrown, but the residents are lovely and have offered me some nice tea. Would you like some?

I'm starting to feel a little funny..

Plumbing Guy

On your next stop, you find an old abandoned town.

You gaze at a brick wall. 
There is a graffiti. 
Upon the brick wall is written "Brick Wall". 
How informative.

You tilt your head downwards to notice... a sad dinosaur.
He looks up at you, and he begins speaking. This is what he says.

"Hello, weary traveler. I am but a Tiny Stegosaurus, hiding in the foliage. Please, pay no mind to me. I intend you no harm. You see, I am the only Tiny Stegosaurus left alive. My family was brutally murdered, and our Cilantro garden was seized. All because of a pack of Tinyrannosauruses. I am deeply saddened by my loss. There is no reprieve - I am worn, lost and deflated."

Thinking, you realise that you actually have studied Tyrannosauruses (Tyrannosauri?) and you have a good idea on what to do. 

Prepare for battle.

[Battle of epic proportions against the Tinyrannosauri, that ends with their leader offering a peace treaty. You accept gracefully with the condition that they adopt and treat Tinystegosaurus as one of their own. They agree.]

Sitting in a cilantro garden, with a bunch of tiny dinosaurs. What a weird town.

Cilantro Garden

Brep Battle

Deflated Dinosaur

After a wonderful retreat with the tiny dinos, you've found yourself in an arid desert. With no worry in mind, you keep going.

[ Desert Bug ]
Looking around, you see all kinds of desert creatures. This alien world is filled with strange beings like:
- The Giant Desert Beetle:
This beetle is frantically pushing a ball of unknown material past you. It does not acknowledge your existence.

- Rain Flies: 
Small dragonfly-like insects that swarm down from the sky in formation to attack Giant Desert Beetle balls. They don't seem interested in you.

- Orange Flamingos:
They're regular flamingos but orange.

- Cory:
He waves at you.

- Wandering Stickbugs:
Like stickbugs, but huge. The size of elephants, they mimic trees to stay hidden from predators. (What kind of monster can eat this giant?)

- Rabbitoid Scavengers:
These look like rabbits, but they have clothes and seem to communicate. You do not interact with them as they are shy in nature.

There is so much wildlife in this desert! The beetle is still frantically pushing a ball past you.

[ Brep Stasis ]
Walking for what seems like hours, you have run out of water and are starting to get tired. Your mouth feels like sandpaper and your eyes can hardly stay awake.
 
You start to notice something in the distance. Fire? You start walking towards it, wary of it possibly being an illusion.

You realise it's not just fire - it's small settlement! Eager to experience new things, you march forward, despite the incredible discomfort your body is in.

[ In Town (Schrave Club) ]
You've arrived to the settlement - and there's a party here. You get some water and start dancing!

[ Seamus Circus ]
You see a large tent labeled "SEAMUS' CIRCUS! Free for all" and you walk in. This tent is giant - way bigger than it seemed on the outside. There are hundreds of guests seated. You take a seat.

Last Gnome Standing

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