Das Mauer Power - IFA Wartburg

IFA Wartburg - Volksfest in ukraina

IFA Wartburg - Spassjazz

IFA Wartburg - Sorbisches Fischerlied

IFA Wartbyrg - Zur konferenz in rostock

Im dienste des KGB - IFA Wartburg

This song isn't featured on the album since it glorifies western furniture. But Günther has blessed us with a full HQ recording of a gig IFA Warburg did in 1999. 

https://youtu.be/sSM0hGq1NpM

IFA Wartburg - Meine Möbeln in Köln

IFA Wartburg - Es ist nicht so schlimm auf der insel krim

new ifa wartburg track to celebrate new year's.

IFA Wartburg - Wo ist mein Kassler 1985

On the 22nd of June, at Exactly 4am - Soviet Song About the German Invasion

I shipped a tank, UI made of nails,
Go-core fortress, but it still fails—
Not the server, not the load, not the stack,
It’s the human hitting friction, snapping back.
I preached KISS, DRY, “clean, correct,”
While users ate error text and regret.
Support isn’t tickets, docs, or pride—
Support is the path where people don’t collide.

[Chorus]
UX! Or it’s dead on arrival,
UX! No more “read the manual,”
Cut the noise, cut the fat, cut the myth—
Make it work, make it clear, make it swift.
UX! Serve or get out the way,
Fifteen days, final sprint, no delays—
If it’s hard, it’s wrong, that’s the proof:
Make it smooth or burn the roof.

[Verse 2]
I fished features “for them,” what a joke,
They don’t want my fish, they want the boat.
Onboarding in thirty seconds flat,
Buttons that say what they do—imagine that.
Errors that heal, not punch the face,
Defaults that guide, not waste their days.
If it doesn’t help today, it dies—
No funeral, no meeting, no lies.

[Bridge (half-time shout, then snap back)]
No more ego-coded mazes.
No more “power user” excuses.
Humans first. Flow first.
Then scale, then style, then whatever.

[Final Chorus (double-time)]
UX! Or it’s dead on arrival,
UX! No more “read the manual,”
Ship the passage, not the bragging rights—
From “I quit” to “I get it” in one clean bite.
UX! Serve or get out the way,
Fifteen days, final sprint, no delays—
If it’s hard, it’s wrong, that’s the proof:
Make it smooth or burn the roof.


IFA Wartburg - Es ist nicht so schlimm auf der insel krim

Lusas M.

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