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Oh yeah, it's about to get cheesy. 
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Written By: Eric The Audible
Beat Produced By: Anywaywell
Mixed By: Nathan Provost

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CAST:
Nathan Provost - Chester Cheetah
Fightmarker - Chuck E. Cheese

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Chester Cheetah:
Be honest with me, are we playing or not?
Chester vs this pest then I’ll be flaming him hot
Been redesigned so many times, where does your rattyness stop?
1993 or when you tried to lie ‘bout your stocks?

Check it - Chuck E. Cheese is Child’s play, I’ve got the speed to leave ‘em miles away
Cutting checks in hopes to get more cheddar but you ain’t no Chia Pet competitor - grown past your best days
Your charm’s as cheesy as my chips *crunch* checkmate

The show is over, for the showbiz owner
Sorry, kids hate your robot band of souless posers
And your only dish was made of gross leftovers?
You should Ask Pasqually if he’s got dough left over. 

I’m a cold dude, straight up murder your cast
My life’s a commercial - been securing the bags
I would hit you with another tight punchline
But I’ve run empty like my products in a lunchline

Chuck E. Cheese:
You must be huffing cheeto dust to think that type of heat confronts
Any member of the make believe band, man
So settle down and eat your puffs Imma leave you seething cause
This verse will knock off your whole brand, man

Yeah, I’ve got a lot of redesigns please take your pick:
Skater, rockstar, or showman, I still would have the most drip
I see your sneakers and chuckle ‘bout how you lay down all day
Take my advice, as I say, you should get active and play (hey)

Where a kid can be a kid, that’s the place I can vibe to 
Your snacklines are where a kid can get Type 2
What kinda market were you hopin’ to rope in?
The only players of your games go too hard on the tokin’

If this mascot wants to do favors for the masses and help
He could do like half his pointless flavors and rot on the shelf
I’m sure scared, cheetah, but not because you’ll eat me
Taking you in this battle was dangerously easy

Chester Cheetah:
If that verse was your best offer, you should stick to scaring toddlers
Or clenching for any hint of relevance by yelping poggers
With your talk about kids, you’d only ball as a skeeze
Tell your fat purple friend that he can munch all of deez

I’m a force to be reckoned with, take a stamp for protection when 
The hip kitty gets gritty, I make parents protest again
Let this be the testament, if you ever mess with me
Papa Chester will add your ass to my baked recipe


Chuck E. Cheese:
Since the 70s you’ve been rocking the same way
I like to shake the place up, get a changed pace
Life is just like hoops: stay in your dang lane
Cause when you drop the mic you lose - crane game

Bringing rhymes it’s pizza time, but I’ll never be getting topped
Cold bars hitting different like some dippin dots
Honestly I wish we’d stop and simply kick it and laugh
But then you gave yourself a ticket just to be put on blast

Central Rap Battles: Chester Cheetah vs. Chuck E. Cheese

Boom Boom Boom You Should Kill Yourself Now

5 NOCHES CON MI TIO LUISARDO

Minecraft Survival rap - JT Machinima

Oooh! Another hidden lore this time from Five Nights at Freddy's 2 and it's about the origin of The Puppet! Are you craving more FNaF's lore, my Sexies? I know I am~

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgnmB6cTHUk

Download any of the older stories here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/4txql3uxzvy4c/Creepy_Pasta

The Good Old Days (Five Nights at Freddy's 2: Hidden Lore)

Song to advertise the new TADC merch I think 💥💥💥

A Very Special Digital Circus Song

[Verse 1]
In the shadows of dimensions, in the maze of fractured minds,
Bill Cipher reigns, a specter, warping space and bending time (time).
With a pyramid gaze, a single eye that never lies,
He whispers chaos, sings destruction, cloaked in yellow, veiled disguise.

[Pre-Chorus]
"Everything you know will change," he hums,
A dance of doom, his symphony (symphony).
He hides within the dreamscape's haze,
Where nightmares flee his company (company).

[Chorus]
Oh, Bill Cipher, the twisted jester at the gate,
Watching over Gravity Falls, orchestrating fate.
"Deal or no deal," he teases, with a grin that splits the seam,
Of reality's fabric, in the threads of every d-d-d-dream.

[Verse 2]
A phantom’s bargain, a handshake’s curse,
In the mindscape's realm, he's unrestrained.
Through Gideon's call or the Pines' fierce fight,
His riddles twist, his deals, constrained (constrained).

[Pre-Chorus]
A guardian of the nightmare’s fold,
In his domain where stars collide.
He taunts the brave, the fearless,
With wicked power, cannot hide (hide).

[Chorus]
Oh, Bill Cipher, the cunning demon of the dusk,
Weaving futures, dark and dire, in the twilight's musk.
"Change is coming," he proclaims, with a laugh sharp as a knife,
In the endless waltz of shadows, he pirouettes through s-s-s-strife.

[Bridge]
Bound by codes, by secrets deep,
In the echo of the Pines' defiance.
A game of chess with souls to keep,
Under his scrutiny, a science (science).

[Breakdown]
Unicorn hair, memory's gun, the tricks to make him fade (fade),
But in the mind of Stanley Pines, his final gambit played.
Erased and screamed, a name invoked, the axolotl's grace,
A cycle ends, a new begins, in the cosmic ch-ch-ch-chase.

[Chorus]
Oh, Bill Cipher, the echo in the laughing winds,
Watching still, perhaps he waits, as the wheel spins (spins).
"Everything changes," so he vowed, with each tick and tock,
Gravity Falls, the mystery calls, within every tick and t-t-t-tock.

[Outro]
In the shadows, he might linger, in the pages, still he speaks,
Bill Cipher, the dream weaver, through the veil he ever seeks (seeks).
For in the tales of Gravity Falls, his legend stark and wild,
A reminder of the chaos born from the mind of a child (Go! Go! Go!).

What if AI made a Bill Cipher song? (Gravity Falls)

Gary's Song (gary come home)

I Feel Yummy! - Jacksepticeye, Markiplier & CrankGameplays REMIX

Jason as Alexander Hamilton
ProjectAlpha20 as Luke Skywalker

Lyrics:

Alexander Hamilton:
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise

Damn right, you’re quite the high talker, Skywalker.
But I’ll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father.

You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!

Scattered in your tattered robes while I’m ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for

He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he’s the shit and that he’s hit with what he’s dissed, sir

I know our family’s are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens
 
Luke Skywalker: 
We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim

Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin

This battle - man, I’m owning it! The Force - man, I’m honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's 
Quite hopeless, prick. 
Your only motivation’s to be famous? Shit,
I’ll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Alexander Hamilton:
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's.

No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!

I’m decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We’re not equals, I’m the USA prequel, 
and that’s something my fans would never forget

You’re Disney’s bitch, I’m the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama

Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!
 
Luke Skywalker: 
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You’re the AP US History version of Gossip Girl

You still piss in a pot, I’ve got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?

So let’s wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass

I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You’re picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president

Your history’s a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
this lawyers’ ‘legacy’s’ confined to lift unlawful dresses 

Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don’t need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave.


Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jughead Jay, Jason, Fel, Hippie Rat and Zawesome

Beat By:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Cover Art by:
Enzo, Brodecai and Adroitwhiz

Gary's Song (gary come home)

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