Yo, this is the first single of our Banjo Kazooie Rap Album, Trea$ure Tr0ve! Jam out to this banging tune about the familiar beachy sands of Treasure Trove Cove! More coming soon!

Trea$ure Tr0ve

Bubblegloop Swamp. One of the worst levels in the game. But we had to make this fire track. We took inspiration from Tiptup ;)

LYRICS:

The smell in the air is like poop (AYE)
Cuz now you're in bubblegloop (AYE)
Where the ground is all sticky, this level is icky 
Now Let’s fill you in on the scoop. 

Bottles is here just to lecture us
watch ya step here it’s treacherous 
You’ll find that you'll probably get lost in this bog 
Made worse by the presence of poisonous frogs!

Buzzbombs buzzing, they won’t let you pass
suicide diving right into your ass 
You might think for a second it’s kinda fucked up 
But nothing close to smashing the feet of tanktup

(Yell) ooh there was treasure inside 
Now let’s enter his mouth where more turtles reside 
But these ones ain’t mean, they’re downright polite 
It’s like they don’t CARE they’ve been eaten alive
 
Tiptup in there making a fire track
wants us to smash his children’s backs
They pay you no mind they just sing you a song
Then give you more gold if you follow along

RED! YELLOW! damnit!
what was it again? I can’t comprehend

BLUE! PURPLE!
God Damn this sucks, so its time to give up

Back in the swamp, but my ass don’t thank me
put on some boots to traverse more safely
up on these huts, I gotta escape
the piranhas hell bent on munchin' our taint

Golden crocs want eggs both high and low
just go to a Denny's and get an omelet bro!

Now let’s go to Mumbo's it’s time to get small
As now we will go to the worst place of all...

Fuck you Vile you’re such a fuckin' asshole 
I'm gonna kill you, snap your neck
Why you always such a fuckin' hassle
please someone end my torment
take your yumblies and shove em down your grumblie
I'm fuckin' sick and tired of your bullshit
I hope your wife just up and fuckin' leaves you
you're a sad excuse for a crocodile

Fucking Viles wife 
I'm fucking Viles wife
I'm fucking Viles wife in her cloaca
No ones gonna stop me
I'm gonna cuck him
force him to watch
as I take away his manhood

Oh good god, its almost fucking over
Can't take this shit any fucking longer 
cheating bitch, you can eat my wiener
this gave me anxiety, now
let’s get out of this place - 
FUCK

Lumpy Dumpy

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