What it says on the tin.  Pants cost one coin.  Also there is a snail who wants to be a train and someone loses their baby.

Emily explains Mr. Pig Needs His Pants

A song about a guy who plays a ukulele.  Currently features no ukulele.

Ukulelesman version 1

Based on an urban legend about a Romanian couple who learned that oral sex and cooking don't mix.  They did not die, though.  They are fine.

This is the context in which this makes sense. https://twitter.com/lycrashampoo/status/705143601244733440

My talented buddy Geoff put some backing music on my murder ballad! His SoundCloud is here https://soundcloud.com/geoff-moore-music

I thought y'all might need a tiny bit of soothing so I quick recorded this before bed