Sensational voice! a great personality in this parody of this song! We really like it!

this has a lovely retro vibe......even the recording quality has that sixties feel about it........nice to hear in a world of clinical sounds

Such a great remix, heart and soul and top marks from me!

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"Rod Stewart's Five Foot Ten-Perhaps This Song was Written About Him?"
Heck if I can remember! Perhaps my song parodies ran the gamut; 
( I did used to know a  guy who was Five-Eleven, but he wasn't thin & not like heaven, so nothing rhymed for him!   (Don't worry, I'll get to the 5 foot 5, and the 5 foot four, too. Don't want any of you guys to feel left out!)

Five Foot Ten!     

                              
 LyndaFaye He said, "She's five foot two, eyes of blue,
Oh what those five foot could do!
Hasn't anybody seen his girl?
Turned up nose, turned down hose
Flapper, yes sir, one of those,
Hasn't anybody seen his girl ?
Now if you should run into a five foot two,
All covered with furs,
Diamond rings all those things,
You bet your life it couldn't be her!
She could love, she could coo,
Could she could she could coo?
Hasn't anybody seen his girl ?


I say he's five foot ten, tall and thin
,I's love  to see that guy again,
Hasn't anybody, seen my man?
I met him here, at the bar,
Last I heard he was smokin' cigars.
Has anybody seen my man?

Now if you should run into a five foot ten,
And he's driving a Mercedes Benz
Lots o' dough and lots o' friends,
You bet your life it couldn't be him!
But he could laugh, he'd boogaloo,
Nothin' that my man couldn't do,
Hasn't anybody-seen my man?
Repeat:
I say he's five foot ten, tall and thin,
I's love  to see that guy again,
Hasn't anybody, seen my man?
I met him here, at the bar,
Last I heard he was smokin' cigars.
Now if you should run into a five foot ten,
And he's driving a Mercedes Benz
Lots o' dough and lots o' friends,
You bet your life it couldn't be him!
But he could laugh, he'd boogaloo,
Nothin' that my man couldn't do,
Hasn't anybody-seen my man?
Hasn't anybody seen, my,
Hasn't anybody seen, my,
Hasn't anybody seen my man?

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Lynda Faye and Fred Gold, together, formed the Illinois Harmony Connection, at SoundClick, and You Tube. Fred's in Illinois, Lynda in CA, so all of our music duos etc were prepared in CyberSpace, thanks to Audacity! I'm apparently an alto and a soprano-But I attended Pepperdine College on a violin scholarship, and also gave opera a shot, but I gave up on performing it! Allot of my songs are cross-overs, I realize that----Country-Gospel, Classical-Folk, along with a few comical songs. I'm a classical violinist at heart, but taught myself enough guitar with a few great influences advising me here and there (which you can hear on some of my solos!) Ben Benay wanted to teach me some arranging techniques, but I didn't have the tenacity; He said if I didn't study classical guitar, I'd never be able to write more than country folk;Guess he was right, but then the violin influence stepped in- when he heard  my humming of the violin parts, he said, "Lynda, you ARE an arranger ?" ; Paula Drake tried too, for a few years, and she's in her 80's a still goin' strong!  but I kept continuing to plug away at the writing!I had to edit this, sadly, as classmate Fred Gold (Railsback) lost his beloved wife, Ella May, last August. I'm trying to encourage him to keep at that guitar; but I'm sure he's not much in the mood; We dedicated "Ella's Garden", the song we're recorded a few years ago, as Ella's memory -as the video on "I Wanna go Back" was filmed IN Ella's back yard garden, and the song has now taken on special meaning to both of us. Won't be a "replacement for" Fred, but I found both Adriano Fontana's versatility and guitar expertise, and "Ancolies" singing a few of my songs in French for me. Won't be easy to find! I'm seeking to find some competent "versatile" musicians (and composers) who love children and have hopes for music in future generations, and perhaps a strong History Buff, to help with several children's musicals. I welcome other singers to sing my originals---My goal has never been to "be" a great singer; but to connect appropriate singers TO some of my songs: All three genres. My Folky MOR album is "Movin' On" at CDBaby. , I've "been there done that-nite clubs, Holiday Inn lounges from Ca. to Pennsylvania; I refused the Vegas offers! (too much writing to do!)  A songwriter's "Job", like most housewives...is never done, now, is it ?
Pls see the attitude of most of them who are married TO, some of those songwriters, in the "Songwriters' Serenade", or, as I'm always having difficulty finding "concise" titles...." All You Got is Words!" Some of my folky-country is on my album at CDBaby, titled "Movin On"...and I am currently trying to assemble twenty songs for " Friends, Love Songs and Heartaches." Seems viewers liked the " remakes" of the Oldies-I attribute that to Adriano's working his way in and out and around my Acapella tracks, I sent to him; I'm not easy to work with because I have trouble keeping "consistent  rhythms' . Of course Adrian has a word in Italian for that. Maybe HE should solo on a few of my songs and I'll back him on guitar; Course those would then become comedy, yes Adriano ?
Oh, all  I  m e a n t to say was "Thanks for Listening! "

"Rod Stewart's Five Foot Ten" Perhaps this was written about him? (Parody)

Lynda Faye (The Illinois Harmony Connection)

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