"Blue as Cut Sapphires and Shining Like Gold"
By: suchgreatheights
Chapter 30
Read by: Lyndzi Miller

BACSASLG Podfic Chap 30

Podfic of "That Fresh Feeling" by ejotter
Ed meets his favorite ASMR YouTuber at a café, and the two of them become fast friends. Ed isn't prepared when Stede asks if they can film a video together, or for the sexual tension that inevitably follows.

That Fresh Feeling Podfic

Podfic for "Husband Hoodie," by LyndziM.
Original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44123682

Summary: Stede finds one of Ed's hoodies around the house and loves the smell. He wears it for a week until he wants Ed to take it back to smell better, but it's not Ed's. It's their friend Izzy's, who's working on their house.

Husband Hoodie

An OFMD Beauty and the Beast AU with a Kraken twist. 10 Chapters, ~ 1 hour, 40 mins of total listening time.
Chapter 1: True as it Can Be

Tale As Old As Time Ch. 1

Chapter 5: Bittersweet and Strange of the PODFIC for "A Tale As Old As Time" written and read by LyndziM

Tale As Old As Time Ch.5

At BB's ASMR Spa of Delicacies and Delights, our mission is to bring pleasurable, joyful, and calming tingles to our clients. :)

**Best if listened to with headphones on**

You can read the story text on AO3 (@ LyndziM), if you would rather use your imagination (or if you hate my voice, that is also totally fair, lol).

BB's ASMR Spa of Delicacies and Delights

Podfic for "Was it the moonlight, was it the starlight?"
by returntosaturn on AO3
Summary: Ed Teach owns a country western dance hall, and Stede really loves to dance

Was it the moonlight, was it the starlight?

PODFIC for "I can make your storm feel sky blue" by CartoonMayor
Chapter 1

I Can Make Your Storm Feel Sky Blue, Ch. 1

"I can make your storm feel sky blue" by CartoonMayor
Chapter 4

ICMYSFSB Chapter 4

"I can make your storm feel sky blue" by CartoonMayor
Chapter 6

ICMYSFSB Ch. 6

Podfic for "Stupid Cupid" by LyndziM
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53975920

Song used for intro and outro: "Stupid Cupid" by Connie Francis

Stupid Cupid

Tree Change- Chapter 10.1
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49128244/chapters/132810739

Tree Change- Chapter 10.1

Tree Change- Chapter 11.3

Stede has been stuck alone on this planet for a millennium. He’s fine with it.
Until one day he’s not alone anymore.

"There Is A Flower Within My Heart" by Adamarks
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54862978

There Is A Flower Within My Heart

Podfic for "Let Me Hear Your Body Talk" written and narrated by Lyndzim

Let Me Hear Your Body Talk

"Cronuts with Grown Ups" by tightenupmate
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48515398

PODFIC for Cronuts With Grown Ups

PODFIC for "Not Straight, Possibly On The Rocks, Definitely Muddled"
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46223431

PODFIC for "Not Straight, Possibly On The Rocks, Definitely Muddled"

"18th Century ASMR" by Jellybeanium124
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42814002
Read in a whispering/ soft-spoken ASMR voice, in hopes of helping you fall asleep.

PODFIC for "18th Century ASMR"

Podfic for the fic "A Good Sub is Hard to Find" about a simple misunderstanding at a party. 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48640375

PODFIC for "A Good Sub Is Hard To Find"

Podfic for "Five Star Service" written and read by LyndziM
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45655402

PODFIC for "Five Star Service"

PODFIC for "Baby, You Can Drive My Car" by flashlightinacave

Ed steals a car, it just so happens to be the same car where Stede is taking a nap.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39971802

PODFIC for "Baby, You Can Drive My Car"

Ed and Stede have hot hot horny intercourse of the penis. It’s so hot that everyone came multiple times. There is so much orgasming going on. Top 25 orgasms of all time. You won’t believe number 13.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51798214
Written by TylerDanger on AO3

PODFIC for "Extremely Erotic Clickbait"

PODFIC for "From Gloom To Grace"
By bizarrelittlemew

When Ed and Stede get lost in Iceland, they happen upon an eerie place, and have to deal with the consequences of being poisoned by a strange substance (cuddle pollen, it's cuddle pollen).
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46337689

PODFIC for "From Gloom To Grace"

Podfic for "Parlez-vous anglais?" written and narrated by me and my daughter Adeline

Stede and Alma are lost in Paris. They stop at a café to ask the attractive man behind the counter if he can help, but he doesn't speak English. Luckily, seven-year-old Alma is there to help the French-ignorant Stede.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57330808

PODFIC for "Parlez-vous anglais?"

Summary:
Stede is spending a stormy Wednesday night alone in his dorm room after his parents tell him to not come home for Thanksgiving. When the power goes out, he follows guitar music to meet someone for a first time.
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57898636
Written by: LyraTalise

"Come as You Are" Podfic

There’s a Podfuckery afoot!

What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle. The writers and podficcers  won’t be revealed to each other until posting day!

This is The Podfuckery narrated by Lyndzi.

The Podfuckery

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54966934/chapters/139339906
Written by: GrilledCheesy

Summary:
With his marriage hanging on by a thread and an unfulfilling position at his father's firm boring him half to death, real estate lawyer Stede Bonnet gives into his lifelong wanderlust and takes up his first opportunity to go abroad for business after all his colleagues turn it down. His assignment – travel from New York City to the Caribbean to meet with his client, a reclusive, retired ship captain, and stay as a guest in his mansion to facilitate a property sale. Nothing out of the ordinary here!

An OFMD Dracula AU, featuring extra silliness and a couple of idiots in love

In Deathly Bloom, Ch. 1

In Deathly Bloom Ch. 2

In Deathly Bloom Ch. 3

Ed and Stede decide it is time to spice it up in the bedroom. Could things get even more erotic?

Find out right now, on this exciting (sexually) installment of Intercourse

A spicy, steamy, butt-filled adventure primarily centered around the butt, one of the most sexual parts of the human body

Super Kinky Sex Sequel (The PODFIC)

Cake toppers from a fancy boat wedding have life breathed into them from the tears of a very sad giant. 

Happy Endings (PODFIC)

Ed hatches a plan to fix Stede’s one regret in life.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65335885

No Regrets

Written by Roberta Seaport

A stand up legend and a rising star are in Edinburgh for the festival.
Their managers meet in a pub.

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/164037319

Fringe

Podfic for "Sunshine" by RoughWinds
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42902979

Stede calls Ed all sorts of lovely names. Ed wonders which ones would fit Stede.

Lyndzi Miller

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