Un Pase

A l'hôpital

Chilliepper cheffin’ boring builds in the kitchen,
Bard in the back, portal pop—no permission.
Swain so sweaty it’s basically nutrition,
Kindred marks stack like your Reddit petitions.
Pick-ban pope—got a spreadsheet for the draft,
But the whine ratio higher than his critical path.
Best in the lobby? That line’s thin ice,
Even a god gets nerfed when the patch notes bite.

Ninurtar steal kills like he Groupon-shoppin’,
Hands on the goal line—Phantom Dancer Mundo floppin’.
Miss Fortune locked in, champ pool on a diet,
Morg chains break but the damage? Quiet.
Owns half the roster, still half commits—
Can’t refund skill with them Riot credits.
Screamin’ his tag like a failed brand pitch,
Lowest K-D? Bro, that’s your niche.

Ascend, top-lane king with no mechanical flow,
“The Rock” back in action, but emotion don’t show.
Rekkles’ birthday twin—man, that’s your only dub,
Fizz fishin’ for kills, ADC game a scrub.
Bruiser main, abuse ARAM’s meta, man, confess,
Watchin’ pros daily—yet mechanics still a mess.
Split-push preacher, no one harvests the sermon,
TP on cooldown while the teamfight’s burnin’.

Gustav pathin’—NPC safari,
Jungle so safe it should count as a lobby.
Yasuo windwall? Bro, you gust in reverse—
We named a misplay after you, that’s generational curse.
Cousin on the enemy side, pulse climbin’,
Mental glass-fragile like red buff timing.
Says he’s the weakest, tryna charity queue,
But guilt-trip ganks still feedin’ the zoo.

Talk big, tilt bigger—Jakob spams chat triggers,
Yuumi AFK-strapped, lettin’ Lee flash figures.
Once was king of the mid, crown slipped in the fog,
Now he dodge-key ready like a corporate blog.
Mic check loud ‘til the lane goes sour,
Silence louder than a Baron steal power.
Can’t handle pressure? Switch to support life
Less keys to press, less pride to slice.

John shoutin', either hyper or silence
ADC duty-bound, that’s your forced alliance.
Girlfriend, game’s—everything slippin’ through fingers,
One-trick Jinx player, outside ADC, lingers.
Chaos when you’re playin’, lose control, let it rip,
From carry to liability, homie—get a grip.
Gold-funnel pipeline, but the stocks ain’t risin’,
Crit-cloak dreams while your lane keeps downsizin’.

Rulebook lawyer, loophole slayer,
Anivia ice walls in a maze-builder prayer.
Heimerdinger turrets—Vegas odds, high stakes,
Dies so odd we call it quantum mistakes.
Win fixated, risk-insulated? Never—
He bet the farm on a trick, calls it clever.
Breaks what he makes, then claims it’s art—
Patch note prodigy? More like spare-part chart.

Hook (Repeat, ad-libs layering up)
E-go death, that’s the tax for the click-up… etc.

Outro (Spoken, radio static)
Friendship’s fragile—like a Nexus crystal.
GG-WP, but the scoreboard’s digital;
Your ego? Respawn timer: indefinite

Ego Death

Dell- Obstacles

Great - Ivler (official audio)

Vapor max

08/10/23
kill confirmed

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JETHRO ~(PHASE 1)

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