Remember when you twisted up your garden hose?

You make a small incision in the scrotal skin

You roll it in position with a towel glan

Or anyone else you’ll do it with, we promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work, you know the one who always has high beams under her ribbed white cotton T-shirt

I didn't make this, that goes to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDEiOHUxhOk

Roddy Ricch - Ballin (Burger King Parody)

©2021 Ngoh Romend 

All jokes tho 

Video source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJlQquZz6U

Baka Mitai X Balls In Your Jaws | Dame Dane X Can I Put My Balls

Lyrics :

Oh my goodness, oh my damn
Oh my goodness- they goin H.A.M.

This is how bacon is supposed to be
The fries, they blend so perfectly
The cheese up in here is goin H.A.M.
Dayum, dayum, DAYUM

I wish you could smell what i'm smellin
Mm, mm, mm
You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man
Dayum, dayum

DAYUM, crispety crunch
DAYUM, look at the bacon
DAYUM, get yourself that double cheeseburger
Dayum, dayum

DAYUM, ghetto grocery bag
DAYUM, the cheese is oozin
DAYUM, let's do this
Dayum, dayum, DAYUM

Do you wanna know the difference
Between a weak burger
And a burger that has strength
A burger that has strength

A weak burger you can chew and still talk
A burger with strength you chew
The meat just absorbs all the space
And all the air possible all in your throat
To the point that if you wanted to start talkin
Nothin but mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm
Is comin out
Word

Skimmalarinky dinky dink
Skimmmalarinky doo
I love you
Oh my damn

OH MY DAYUM!

me and my friend have been sending eachother this song for like 2 weeks now and we always laugh at it (ironically i think?) so here it is on soundcloud seeing as no one else uploaded it

The Vasectomy Song - Family Guy Song

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