[Lyrics]

{Yuh P___ P___ look like a coconut}
{Human Beings Man}
{AUGHHH}

Yuh make me hop up and make a diss track
MM Put the choppa on yuh gyul back, and ride her back
I'm not playing, Ill knock yuh gyul back to back
And she cheats, I'm not playing
You must think I'm meek mills
I might be, but I'm more lil durk, and ill put u in the dirt
because its a wrap like saran
put you in the dirt 
I'm not playin, I'm not a bird I don't chirp
wrap like saran
I told u its a wrap like saran
I'm not these Lil boys its a wrap like saran
Chop you wit the choppa rap like saran
hit you wit that 556
just know I don't miss
i gon give yuh gyul a kiss
and she gon hop on my ____
wrap like saran
a wrap like saran
wrap like saran
a wrap like saran
wrap like saran
wrap like saran
wrap like saran
wrap like saran

Wrap Like Saran Freestyle

FOR THE SQUABBLES

Canadian Farm w/Kio

R-301 w/Joey

I JUST MET A GIRL
SHE FROM MIC UP
SHE GOT A BIG BUTT
SHE MADE ME FAIL NO NUT
SHE LIKE THEM PEANUTS
WELL SHAWTY I GOT THE NU-UT
DONT FUCK WITH ME, CUZ IM A ROBOT
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
OO
GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
I CAN GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
-
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
OO
GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
I CAN GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
FUCK YOU TALKING BOUT'
 

I was Walking tryna bag
My Rizz game up not tryna brag
Declined a baddie now she mad
She got blue hair that’s red flag

Machi the king
He got that bling
She tryna smash
Don’t want no offspring 
My dude milk
Yeah that’s my right wing
She went to him next 
She started to swing

But we don’t take shit
Didn’t wanna hit
Knees on the ground she wanted to sit
Got that head quick
She didn’t wanna stop sucking his ___


I JUST MET A GIRL
SHE FROM MIC UP
SHE GOT A BIG BUTT
SHE MADE ME FAIL NO NUT
SHE LIKE THEM PEANUTS
WELL SHAWTY I GOT THE NU-UT
DONT FUCK WITH ME, CUZ IM A ROBOT
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
OO
GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
I CAN GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
-
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
OO
GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
I CAN GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
FUCK YOU TALKING BOUT'


Yo, this machi on the track
Went to the crib
Hit her from the back
I carry the grip u cant see me lack
This aint no cereal ain’t no value pack

All these niggas cant see the prize
Shawty said she going outta city
Hop in the whip, let’s go for a ride
Caked up with makeup looking pretty

You should know I dont play 
Picked one just up yesterday
Shawty yelled (SLAYY)
Dropped her off had nothing to say


I JUST MET A GIRL
SHE FROM MIC UP
SHE GOT A BIG BUTT
SHE MADE ME FAIL NO NUT
SHE LIKE THEM PEANUTS
WELL SHAWTY I GOT THE NU-UT
DONT FUCK WITH ME, CUZ IM A ROBOT
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
OO
GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
I CAN GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
-
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
I CAN LAST AND LAST FOREVER
OO
GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
I CAN GET IN THAT ASS FOREVER
FUCK YOU TALKING BOUT'

FOR3VUR

Uh huh,
The blicky cocked uh huh (uhuh)
My girl saying (uhuh)
Now she deaf uhuh (yeah yeah)

Uh huh,
The blicky cocked uh huh (uhuh)
My girl saying (uhuh)
Now she deaf uhuh 


I'm in a call, running games
I aint looking for fame
But if i get some im not gonna complain

You say you miss the old machi
Yeah maybe he was tame
But things have been not the same

Stayed up for hours, playing the same game
Oh you wanna sleep, well thats just hella lame
Theres a girl sending stuff , she's not ashamed
Someone left their baggage yall better come and claim

Better come and claim (It's valerie)
Better come and claim (It's valerie)


Uh huh,
The blicky cocked uh huh (uhuh)
My girl saying (uhuh)
Now she deaf uhuh  (yeah yeah)

Uh huh,
The blicky cocked uh huh (uhuh)
My girl saying (uhuh)
Now she deaf uhuh  


Walking out the hotel taking my time (WOAH)
We in the bed drinking that wine (DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN)
Yeah we drinking that wine
Looked at the clock, damn its past nine
Yeah I picked her up yesterday, yeah she so fine (WOW)
I'm so glad that I met her online (UHUH)

Fuck with the boys and you get lasso
Shawty call me spanish, she call me el gato
Head over heels and you get lasso
She say shes a beaner, she live in el paso

She a ho- not a -kage like minato
Going home to eat my plus size digorino
She got a sister, she from ohio
Got my wood hard, just like yamato


Uh huh,
The blicky cocked uh huh (uhuh)
My girl saying (uhuh)
Now she deaf uhuh  (yeah yeah)

Uh huh,
The blicky cocked uh huh (uhuh)
My girl saying (uhuh)
Now she deaf uhuh

UHUH.

2014 Yeah we dancing to dubstep
I just wanna go back in time   
He wanted to test me, asked for a wave check
Durag off, all you see is shine

2014 Yeah we dancing to dubstep
I just wanna go back in time   
He wanted to test me, asked for a wave check
Durag off, all you see is shine

Yeah I'm bald so what
You just mad cause you got no butt
You built like a door, you're outta luck
Yo back go straight down that must suck

DAMN (damn, damn, damn, damn)
It's 12 o clock
Where's  my crocs, go for a walk
I was rushing fast
Couldn't find my socks
Look on the floor, there's a bunch of chalk (chalk)
All of the kids, they be playing hopscotch (scotch)

Went to the court
Can't make the shot, cause I'm too short
Imma go to a different spot 
Yeah imma go to a different spot 

Walking down the road
Thugs watching me like a hawk
I said my bad
Didn't mean to stalk

Attention, this allot of tension
Leave the boy alone
Assualt prevention
She wants to smash, with wrong intentions
That's allot of noise 
Its a convention

2014 Yeah we dancing to dubstep
I just wanna go back in time   
He wanted to test me, asked for a wave check
Durag off, all you see is shine

2014 Yeah we dancing to dubstep
I just wanna go back in time   
He wanted to test me, asked for a wave check
Durag off, all you see is shine

2K14

[LYRICS]
(YO WHERE MILKY AT?)

YEAH, FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
FUCK VALERIE (FUCK YOU)
FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME (AHAH)

FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME (AHAH)

I SAW YOU FUCKING MILK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME (WHAT?)
IN THE DONUT SHOP CLAPPING YOUR CHEEKS (YOU NASTY)
FAPPED ON CALL, YEA THAT SHIT SOUND LIKE MACARONI
I LET YO UGLY ASS GO AND NOW YOU FREE (AHAH)

FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
FUCK VALERIE (FUCK YOU)
FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME (AHAH)

FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME (AHAH)

ATTENTION YOU SAY YOU WANNA JOIN THE ARMY? (YES)
YOUR CAT RAN THROUGH MA'AM LIKE A BIG TSUNAMI
(Wave sounds)
I WENT TO VEGAS AND THEN I WENT TO MIAMI
I CAUGHT YOU MOANING ALL OVER OUR COMMIES

HEARD U A WHORE SO I WENT TO HIT THE DOOR (SLAM)
I GAVE YOU DICK THEN YOU ASK FOR MORE
GOT HELLA ASS, YEAH I REALLY CAN'T IGNORE
DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU, IT'S BECAUSE YOU SNORE (AUGHHHH)

FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
FUCK VALERIE (FUCK YOU)
FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME (AHAH)

FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME (AHAH)

FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
FUCK VALERIE (FUCK YOU)
FUCK VALERIE (BITCH)
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE FOR ME (AHAH)

FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
FUCK VALERIE (YEA)
CLOSE YOUR LEGS BITCH

F#CK VALERIE w/Milk

(LRYICS)

(YUH PUM PUM LOOK LIKE A COCONUT) 

All deez bitches ova ya talking shit
Bet I come ova deh and show wa I geh in dis sack
White gyuls call it back-pack
Pull me over on the bridge cuz I black
My gyul ass look edible, I call it the snack
If u test me, best believe I geh deh mac
 
I geh deh tool in deh- (BACKPACK BACKPACK)
Bana big like a- (BACKPACK BACKPACK)

Ohh U hear deh gyul?

JBL in my- (BACKPACK BACKPACK)
Ha bana jiggle like a - (BACKPACK BACKPACK)
She ride my fiddle like a - (BACKPACK BACKPACK)
PHYSICALLY FIT

Yuh gyul does call me Swipa
Nani hypa, so I geh my Snipa
Come home stink from deh jam
Gyul go bathe, you need to smell nicer (wah u stink)
Buh she ain want to bathe so you know I had to fight ha (EEEE-TEEEP)

Zip it open like a- (BACKPACK BACKPACK)
Close ha legs like a- (BACKPACK BACKPACK)

Whatcha, gyul you geh allot of ass
Yo dumbass went an fail math
You didn't pass the class
AYO POST HER ON FACEBOOK
Now she deh on blast
Oh, you feel embarrassed now?
(Chupz) Mehnnn geh yo rasss

BACKP4CK

Lyrics

Rizz A Woman

{Hahaha, y'all thought I was gone huh??}
{Hahaha, guess who's back??}
[IT'S MACHIIII]
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman

Yeah they call me the womanizer
Not really, I'm an analyzer
She bent over that's an appetizer
If yo pants sag, you an advertiser

She drunk give her a breathalyzer
Got drugs in the back and I'm the driver
So what do we do?
I dunno, I'm not an adviser

I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman

ATTENTION, Army machi back on duty
Do me a favor ma'am, turn around lemme see that booty
You said you're bi, I don't care just gimme that coochie
You said turn around?
Sorry ma'am, that is fruity

I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman

Excuse me sir, is that you tryna rizz a lady?
Oh my, Oh my, her skin is soft and smooth as gravy
Excuse me miss, do you perhaps wanna make a baby?
Can't think of a name hmm.... Let's name her brady

I got raps, Machi X, download the app
I'm like a streamer, I talk to my chat
I don't call it rap, I call it scraps
If the plane is crashing, pull up the flaps
Show no respect, you're getting a slap
Nah she gotta go no cap
She left from my house then she collapsed

I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman
I wanna rizz a woman, yeah I wanna rizz a woman

Rizz A Woman

(Lyrics)

YO PUM PUM LOOK LIKE A COCONUT

MACHI YOU NEED HELP, YOU NEED THERAPY??
-
She said she wanted a Fantasy

Pull down her pants call it Pantasy (RAEEE,RAEEE)

Stripper name they call her Hennessy

She don't want me that's clear to see

-
If she not big and heavy and built like a chevy

I don't want her if she not moldy and sweaty

She jumping on the table spraying confetti 

If her fat ass break it gonna pay a penny

-
This black girl told me she from haiti

If she aint 280 then she aint my lady

she got a child but that aint my baby

I said I was taken she start acting shady

-
She said I'm fake and I'm a bot

I'm Dreamybull, I'm bout to nut (Ambatakum)

I like latinas with big butts

He touch my girl take an uppercut (Tom Scream)

-
ATTENTION You say you wanna do the drill?

If that's the case, you better know how to kill

You know the rules, disperse and fulfill

Get ready, next deployment is to brazil

-
Yo hol on, lemme talk

Bro moving stiff when he walk

She sucking me off when I'm rock 

She on top, of the cock
  
-
She climbing on me like a beanstalk

She with her friends, she look like a flock

Had an addiction, She don't wanna stop

She on drugs, Off the wok

-
She say she love me, she cheating on me

Waiting for hours she leave me on seen

Walked up behind her, she turned off her screen

Texting a dude named Jean

-
She hurting my feelings, She hurting my brain

She making me mad, I'm going insane

I am depressed so I stand in the rain

She could be my side, She could be my main
-
I turn her to dust, I turn her to grain (ayo?)

She will never understand my pain

----

She said I'm fake and I'm a bot

I'm Dreamybull, I'm bout to nut (Ambatakum)

I like latinas with big butts

He touch my girl take an uppercut

-
DAMN CHICA, you look good, you wanna beer? (RAEEE,RAEEE)

You got on them booty shorts, I can tell you not from here

Stay away from the cartel, they can make you disappear (YEEEAHAAA)

Abuela with chanclas, transportation here from there

-
She wanted a Fantasy,

Pull down her pants call it Pantasy

Stripper name they call her Hennessy

She don't want me that's clear to see

-
If she not big and heavy and built like a chevy

I dont want her if she not moldy and sweaty

She jumping on the table spraying confetti 

If her fat ass break it gonna pay a penny

-
This black girl told me she from haiti

If she aint 280 then she aint my lady

she got a child but that aint my baby

I said I was taken she start acting shady

FAT FANTASY

(Lyrics)
Prod.yk 

ITSSS MACHIII

MACHI YOU NEED HELP, YOU NEED THERAPY??


I got, I got bitches in the ocean

They help me put on my lotion

What's that noise outside? It's commotion
 
She said she's a witch, she do potions
-

She said she wanna go band for band

So she gave me hand to hand

She twisting and she pulling and she giving me that (GWAA GWAA) (OH YEAHH)

That what?

That's that (GWAA GWAAA) (OH YEAHH)

NEGA WHATT

(GWAA GWAA)
-

I got, I got bitches in the ocean

The hoes just mad, cuz I got motion

What's that noise outside, It's commotion
 
She said she's a witch, she do potions
-

(FOGHORN)

Das that stinky

I'm with her in the bed, she broke her pinky

She hanging with me, that's her hobby

She said she don't do this type of shit with anybody
-

I don’t usually do this type of shit this is not my hobby

If a bitch come test me i just hope she know some karate

I dont ever do this typa shit just for anybody

I dont ever do this typa shit just for anybody
-

I got- I got bitches in the ocean

They help me put on my lotion (Oh yeahh)

What's that noise outside? It's commosion
 
She said she's a witch, she do potions
-

Something about you make me feel like im out my body

I'll admit at times i am a bitch but im never snobby

I don’t usually do this type of shit this is not my hobby

If a bitch come test me i just hope she know some karate 
-

Dunno why she love me when I look like a black sharpie

I got a durag on, yeah that thing on me

I ask her who's her favorite artist, and she said Machi

(Good bye my niggr, back to the lobby)
-

Reason im so clingy is cuz im so in love with you

Know im gonna give you whatchu want when you come through

Like to come and bother you when i aint got shit to do

Know ill never play you baby you are my only boo
-

I dont ever do this typa shit just for anybody

I dont ever do this typa shit just for anybody (Together)

I dont ever do this typa shit just for anybody 

She dont ever do this typa shit just for anybody (Together)
-

She said she wanna go band for band

So she gave me hand to hand

She twisting and she pulling and she giving me that (GWAA GWAA) (OH YEAHH)

That what?

That's that (GWAA GWAAA) (OH YEAHH)

NEGA WHATT

(GWAA GWAA)
-

I got- I got bitches in the ocean

The hoes just mad, cuz I got motion

What's that noise outside? It's commotion
 
She said she's a witch, she do potions

-


(OH YEAHH)

Motion 4 Anybody w/Sonic

Lyrics
Yo, It's Machi (Only Machi)
Yo, It's Machi (Only Machi)
King Choppa on the beat

Big Shit she wanna suck on my dick (Yea)
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick (on the what?)
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick (on the what?)
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick 

Big Shit she wanna suck on my dick 
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick (Yeahh)
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick (Yeahh)
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick 

King Choppa, It's the Big Choppa
Yeah it's King Choppa, It's the Big Choppa
She wanna hop, like a grasshopper
She for the streets, She ain't got no Poppa

Call me the Choppa, I got my stacks
Call me the Choppa, I got my racks
I ain't no lumberjack but I got an axe
They call me a Rapper, But I can't rap 

Big Shit she wanna suck on my dick 
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick 
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick 
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick 

Big Shit she wanna suck on my dick 
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick (Yeahh)
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick (Yeahh)
Big Shit she wanna suck on this dick

On This (luvlesboy)

Black Song

Rollin With Da Pole

Disclaimers :
- I love China
- Poodle is a food in France that are similar to corndogs
- The "we eat frog" vocal was sarcasm
- The (ching chong) adlib was sampled from a skit
- You know what meow meow is ;)

Credits: 
Beat and Prod/ mix / vocals made by King Machi

Lyrics:

I wanna go, I wanna go to China
I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to China 

I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to China 

Konichiwa, Ni Hao
I like to eat, meow meow
Eat with general, sao sao
My name is Ling Hao

Say you want one eggwuh
Know we like to gamble
Say you want one noodle
Yeah we eat poodle (Ching Ching Ching Chong)

Where's my dog?
We don't know we eat frog
You're lying to me
You make angry, Now your dog is hotdog (What?)

Ling Hao don't waste no time
Cashapp, Paypal, Chime
Chinese man named noah
No he not Samoa

I need girl like Chun-Li
Eat the Cat and Booty
Your friend looking fruity
Dance and we get sturdy

I from China City
When I shit I'm shitty
We like beat up kitty
Squat and hit the gritty

I wanna go, I wanna go to, China
I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to China 

I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to Chinatown
I wanna go, I wanna go to China

King Machi

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