Wild 80s references and thought provoking rants about today's issues. laced with a classicly unique MacheteKing  chorus, you'll find yourself passionately singing along. 

I ain't got time to F*** Around with the F*** around.........

that's the first line of the chorus/ hook. 

enjoy this. 

Pistanthrophobia (Chokeslam - The Musical)(prod by Machete King).mp3

Machete King is an acronym that defines my purpose and stands for Man Applying Courage and Honor, Enthroned To Enlighten Kingdoms Immensely Needing Guidance. Machete King is the King of cutting the bullshit.
The album "Sobriety Hurts" represents a long quest to cut the bullshit surrounding the criminalization of marijuana. Songs like "Circumstances" and "Legalize It" talk about different sides of the criminal aspect of marijuana use. "Girl, You're Beautiful" and "Ideal Woman (indo's song)" talk about love for marijuana as if it were a woman. "Got a date" is the new "Put it in Ya Mouth" for the 2000s and "Sex Appeal" is meant to be a sexy, seductive romp through my THC kissed imagination. Get enraptured with this audial intoxication and buy "Sobriety Hurts" 
BUY "SOBRIETY HURTS"

buy the album below or find "Machete King - Sobriety Hurts" at the following online stores: 

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IF YOU LOVE WEED, YOU'LL LOVE THIS ALBUM! TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT "SOBRIETY HURTS"! 

Join me on Facebook, MySpace, YouTube, MiGente, and Tagged. AIM me at Machete10472. Anywhere else you want me? Lemme know! Let's make stoner history! Sobriety Hurts is an album dedicated to the beauty that Marijuana brings to life. Marijuana should be legalized. Let’s show unity by buying and promoting this album because Sobriety Hurts is the album for the Stoners of the Hood, the Potheads of the Suburbs and everyone else in between. 

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01 - Float, then fly

This is the abridged version of the Have Knots Music Group's first official release - The Best of Machete King Vol 1: The ReIntroduction. JUST THE MUSIC, NONE OF THE SKITS

17. Machete King - Bellesa (girl, you're still beautiful)

The third album in the "Sobriety Hurts" Album Series which is a 2 part project. Only 4 of the songs from this version of the album will make it to see iTunes in August when "Cloudsurfing 2: Papi Malo Edition" gets released. 

This album features Machete King experimenting with his vocals and his production to bring you a sound that's reminiscent of that calm you get when you walk into a room filled with a heavy cloud of the finest weed smoke. And for those that don't partake in marijuana, it's like innerpeace poured into a cup of tea sent straight to your soul. 

Get the whole project at http://macheteking.bandcamp.com

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