This song is dedicated to my personal heroine, the crab woman Stacey Nightmare.

My teeth grew long
I need something
to rasp them down

I gnaw your prong
I bite your sting
there are tasty dicks in town!

half woman half crab
come into my lair
I will strip you bare
and tie you to my bed

my eggs need to be fertilized
the act my leave you traumatized
I know your nutritional facts
your pecs are little protein sacks
I eat you whole in my hole

I'm not a crab woman for dating
it's all about baiting and mating
one night is all i need
to get your seed and feed my breed

My teeth grew long
I need something
to rasp them down

I gnaw your prong
I bite your sting
there are tasty dicks in town!

I fondle with my mandibles
my ovipositor is expandable
I fondle with my mandibles
my ovipositor is expandable

My teeth grew long
I need something
to rasp them down

I gnaw your prong
I bite your sting
there are tasty dicks in town!

For Stacey

私はゴジラを愛し!

Atomic fall out
makes radioactive trout
that you ate
and made you mutate

rubber beast, rubber blubber beast
you're a rubber beast
predatory allegory from the far east

out of the ocean
you never quit 
eating squid
there is no lotion
for your scaly skin and fins

out of the sea
you never quit
being fit
on a killing spree

notorious primeval evil

frightening war machines
fighting your messed up genes
shooting their projectiles
at an angry reptile
but there is no salvation
you grew gigantic
from monster radiation
you got so frantic
destroying city scapes
or fighting apes

rubber beast
rubber blubber beast
you're a rubber beast
predatory allegory from the far east


out of the ocean
you never quit 
eating squid
there is no lotion
for your scaly skin and fins

out of the sea
you never quit
being fit
on a killing spree

go- go-go-gojira

notorious primeval evil

Gojira

Mobile Suit
Jäger
Battlemech
Guymelef
Gundam
Mazinga Z

alloy ally gun boy in the sky
laser rays from his eyes
weaponize and colonize
all of outer space
from an arms race
I've got my human-machine interface

do you hear my
ballistic missile killer bass?
that means good bye bad guy!
all in metal sheen
i am one with my machine
all in metal sheen
I'm a battle queen

in my metal suit
I am invicible

fight in flight
mega mecha
tremble at my sight
mega mecha mega mecha

fight for right
mega mecha
tremble at my plight
mega mecha mega mecha

fight mega mecha mega mecha fight fight fight fight

Mobile Suit
Jäger
Battlemech
Guymelef
Gundam
Mazinga Z

in my metal suit
I am invicible

Mega Mecha

They are not made
to live full of hate
in the gritty city
no one is pretty

Pokémon don't belong
in this urban nightmare
but no one takes care

in the subway Gloom walks by
slurring for a little coin
Rattatas decay where they die
these sights catch nobody's eyes

Pidgeys shitting everywhere
Pokécity nightmare

Jigglypuff, you had enough
but still walk the streets and offer stuff
your sweet treats
for their needs
you're too good at feeding greed
but the next client is not amused
you're too defiant
and end up bruised

Golbats using everywhere
Pokécity nightmare

Vulpix meet at the playground
where also Mr Mime is found
he likes to watch them play
with their little tails
makes him giddy
want some candy?
the price is high
sly Mr Mime is no good guy.

Wheezes smoking everywhere
Pokécity nightmare 

They are not made
to live full of hate
in the gritty city
no one is pretty

Pokémon don't belong
in this urban nightmare
but no one takes care

on a party night out
Ponita didn't want to mess around
no coping with Nidorinos groping
so she walks home alone
knocked unconcious with a stone
but all Machamp stole was her phone

Slowbros dealing everywhere
Pokécity nightmare

Psyduck thinks of amok
but instead of hurting others
he took the gun from the shelf
and puts an end to himself
they found him because of the smell
no one knew he was unwell

Mankeys bullying everywhere
Pokécity nightmare

Hypno was his psychiatrist
all his patients get him pissed
like Vulpix and the other lunatics
but his deal with Prozac
will treat Ponita's throw back
and pays so well
another sell

Paras crawling everywhere
Pokécity nightmare

Arboc cares for his business
working there Gloom got a sickness
he was too tired
got him fired
Arboc, too, gets no love at home
but he does not feel alone
he can buy that for a little coin
let Jigglypuff wiggle on his groin

dead Goldeens floating everywhere
Pokécity nightmare 

They are not made
to live full of hate
in the gritty city
no one is pretty

Pokémon don't belong
in this urban nightmare
but no one takes care

Pokecity Nightmare

Augmented cyber future gamer
Smashing all the lamers
Plug in your force feedback suit
All the enemies are there to shoot
You are obese from glucose caffeinated drink
That make you piss into the kitchen sink
But your computer does not judge you
And all the haters have no clue.

Living in the rendering
Close the window shutters in spring
In a faster world
You are a master, nerd.

Eye tracking, biohacking
Half human, half machine
Abbonent of pc gamer magazine
When you interface your brain
You are in your domain
It is the past time activity
With advaced technology

Motion caption
Super action
Accelerometer    
N00b beater
Virtual reality 
Audio visual invincibility
Future gamer
Smashing all the lamers!

You are a hit, no misfit
In the cloud you are victorious
In the cloud you are notorious
For your super skill
You chose the blue pill

Super future gamer
Smashing all the lamer
You're the best 
Better than the rest
Around the world you have success
When you travel it with super sonic FLOPS
You are on the top of ranking
For uber-pro noob spanking

You prefer the cyber
Data transfer with glass fibre
To the game server
And online order burger
You run windows 15
On your machine
Rated PEGI  18
Dark elf queen
Half human half machine
Abbonent of pc gamer magazine
When you interface your brain
You are in your domain
It's the past time activity
With advaced technology!

Motion caption
Super action
Accelerometer    
N00b beater
Virtual reality 
Audio visual invincibility
Super future gamer
Smashing all the lamers!

Super Future Gamer

living in the gutter
and eating flowers
making my heart flutter
with your seduction powers

you are très chic
i like your facial hair so much
you could lick my armpit
i'd like to touch your crotch

you are so hot
I saw you strolling with your trot
and causually smoke your cigarette
you spoke: "ohivi ohivi! Leïpopo stonnett!"
Leïpopo stonnett!

how will i find my monsieur merde?
my heart longs for monsieur merde.

all clad in green corduroy
do you want to be my boy toy?
we could throw grenades together
living on love and flowers and money forever.

auburn hair
awesome flair
cloudy eye
my favourite guy
your cell is cold
the sky is old

libère merde
it's inside me
libère merde
it's inside you
libère merde
it is the new thing to do
you feel it, too

sens la merde
en dedans de toi
et sens la merde
en dedans de moi

when will i find my monsieur merde?
my heart longs for monsieur merde.

<3 <3 <3 Monsieur Merde <3 <3 <3

You were my favourite toy
you brought me so much joy
I liked to brush your mane
just ponys in my brain
dream worlds made from polyurethane

But what have you become?
being adult is not funny
and you needed money 
Movies with ponies getting flirty
ponies getting dirty
ponies getting insane
porn stars made from polyurethane

My little
My little
My little
My little

Pony porn
Ponies moaning
Ponies groaning
Pony unicorns
getting it on

Polyurethane

<3 
inspired by the "electromagnetic spectrum song"
<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjOGNVH3D4Y


radio waves
microwaves
infrared radiation
visible light
ultra violet
x-rays
γ-rays

From HAARP to the ionosphere
that is the work of radio waves
active denial system
makes some victims, it won't miss them
targets human subjects
burns the skin and gets the suspect wrecked
microwaves do that
pulsed energy projectiles
chase them down the aisle
plasma stuns from future guns
If you run you are slow 
caught up by a deadly glow
another lethal application
that is infrared radiation

the electromagnetic spectrum is just a game
of a range of radiation
let me tell you what they are

radio waves
microwaves
infrared radiation
visible light
ultra violet
x-rays
γ-rays

red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet
for laser guns piercing through getting violent
The cancer on your skin,
burning from within,
invisible and silent
that is ultra violet
ionizing, neutralizing
x-rays have their ways
for the worst,
an unforgiving gamma ray burst
could kill all living
the end is nigh, in the blink of an eye
nuclear explosions expose lethal doses
no salvation from mutation
that is gamma radiation

the electromagnetic spectrum is just a game
from a range of radiation
let me tell you what they are

radio waves
microwaves
infrared radiation
visible light
ultra violet
x-rays
γ-rays

From 100 megameter to 1 picometer
From 300 exahertz to 1 hertz
waves oscillate in your face
oscillate through outer space
electric, magnetic, photon energy 
hits you invisibly
bright at the speed of light

Electromagnetic

I like you
you are so vain
your sexy brain
drives me insane

ooh ah ah

Let's get physical
this randomness is intrinsical
when you are analytical
I need your skill
for physical love

ooh ah ah

I can't deny
I objectify you
buy my love for science is true
show me the sky
you fly so high
with warp drive

show me an event horizon
swarms by dyson
a black hole merger
hey space observer
you deserve some
physical love

oh ah ah

I like you
you are so vain
your sexy brain
drives me insane

cosmology,
the fabric of reality,
gravitational waves
unlace in outer space
hey, sexy science sage
you deserve some
physical love

ooh ah ah

my body is sublime
curved like space time
around a singularity
despite my vulgarity
I want some space stories for bedtime
about observatories and stellar bodies and physic's paradigms

physical love

ooh ah ah

Physical Love

I'd kill for a humanoid bot
to fill my inner void with watts
I don't like love a lot and whatnot
I guess I want my robot mistress
to soothe my distress
wearing my favourite dress
it's a work in progress

nananana

Servo motor embraces
with off-the-shelf faces
to fit personality databases
my robot lover is transcendent
and emotionally independent
customise for a prize I like to pay to own a thing that is my bae

nananana

Affection Automaton
runs from dusk to dawn,
day and night
without a fight
this machine
makes me feel right
polypropylene delight

No more crying
my tears are drying
on your silicone skin
you are silicon perfection from within

No more crying
my tears are drying
on your silicone skin
you are silicon perfection from within

Affection Automata

Dear traveller of the interwebs,

you are invited to listen to my ingenious musical compositions if you agree with at least three points of the following list:

• A sound inspired by a 'my first sony' recorder gives great pleasure.
• Songs about nerdy pop culture and hard science makes the world a better place to live in. 
• The quality of music scales linearly with the number of used square wave synths. 

Yes, I know there are only three points. I do not compromise when it comes to my oeuvre.

You can book me for work parties, marriages and birthdays.

Madame Merde

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