The Biggest Problem in the Universe - All Episodes + BONUS

The Biggest Problem in the Uni

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Biggest Problem - #9

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#3 - BiggestProblemInTheUniverse003

#2 - BiggestProblemInTheUniverse002

#1 - BiggestProblemInTheUniverse BPITU INTRO 1 FINAL

#5 - The Biggest Problem in the Uni

#4 - The Biggest Problem in the Universe

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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Sue it, sue it, sue it, HEHE (x too many)

L.A. broke my dreams but this cuckolds's back
Dickheads making memes but I think they're whack
To all you making money, it's disgusting to see
Your dickels are no good here 'cause my content is free
I bought a new website, it's a terrible style
A melancholy network where you'll never smile
And all I wanna hear is the soundboard ding
My fish eyes, dead and empty 'cause I don't get sleep

Jane Doe, Jane Doe, I'm your man
Let's fuck our lives up, hand in hand
Take Tyrone's load, deep inside
I'll hide in here and cry
My news show's awful but it's free
Let's burn this dumpster, you and me
Jane Doe, Jane Doe's up for grabs
Has everyone been in?

I have a clap track, a clap trap
I fill guests up with fat snacks
Why do ladies all love Dax?
I miss Sean, hope he comes back
Can't believe I'm suin' everybody in here
I think I'm gonna fuck up even harder this year
Watch me as I shoot my foot, hehehehehe
My sub's down, it was a ghost town,
Ran by a clown, it was bound to sink
Should I give up, and calm down,
Yo Heather baby, what do you think?
Don't stop, sue it, sue it
I'll even help you do it
Watch me as I cuck myself, hehehehehe
Sue it, sue it, sue it, HEHE
Sue it, sue it, sue it, HEHE
Sue it, sue it, sue it, HEHE
Sue it, sue it, sue it, HEHE

"Hello fellow kids!  This news program is brought to you by Tide Pods!  Don't eat them guys."

Jane Doe, Jane Doe, I'm your man
Let's fuck our lives up, hand in hand
Take Tyrone's load, deep inside
I'll hide in here and cry
My news show's awful but it's free
Let's burn this dumpster, you and me
Jane Doe, Jane Doe's, up for grabs
Has everyone been in?

Don't stop, sue it, sue it
Here I'll help you do it
Guys I promise, I'm not Heather hehehehehe
Don't stop, sue it, sue it
Spellcheck? Nah, screw it
Watch me as I cuck myself, hehehehehe

Sue it, sue it, sue it, HEHE (x4)

(parody of Feels Good Inc. by Gorillaz, requested by Sofa Man)

Feels Bad Inc.

At www.patreon.com/kendollinhide the polls only cost $1.00 a month (free if you count the botholes)
LYRICS
Hey, fuck Dick
Hey, fuck Dick
Hey, fuck Dick
Where's my journalist?

I've been searching for a man, who's still somehow my fan
Just to find, to find my journalist
Who does his interviews, based solely on the views
Yes I need, I need my journalist

Hey Mad Dix I'm your little journalist
You'll love this, I won't call you on your shit
Kiss kiss kiss I'm your little journalist
Bring those clicks, looks at these animal dicks

"Speaking of Dicks, these Dickheads are a real pain... in the bothole!"

I've been searching on youtube, and here on twitter too
Just to find, to find my journalist
Someone who will shill, and keep himself bluepilled
Yes I need, I need my journalist

Hey watch this, I'm your little journalist
I make $10 polls, only cover news that's old
I'm a prick, I'm your little journalist
Dick's tweets are merciless, my job's hard and dangerous

Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Will you be my journalist?
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Yes I'll be your journalist

"You're a stand up guy, I can tell.  I'll let you have one of my unbiased polls for free.
Do you think 
A) Pim Tool is the best journalist in the world, or 
B) Sonic is stupid."
"A"
"Wow, thanks!"

Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Will you be my journalist?
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Yes I'll be your journalist

I'm so glad I found you, @pim_tool
You can be my be my journalist
One thing I missed, touch my beanie, I'll be pissed!
Whatever, that's fine
K I'll be your journalist

Journalist, journalist, journalist, you're my favorite journalist
Journalist, journalist, journalist, I'm my favorite journalist

"This job IS really dangerous. Any day I could accidentally report on something before you've all heard about it. And then I'd have to like do research and come up with my own ideas and.. I dunno, it's really scary. You guys are lucky to have me."

[Original song is Butterfly by Smile.Dk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE The instrumental I used was edited by some dude called 6thJester]

My Journalist feat. Pim Tool

Beyond Skyrim: Three Kingdoms (Original Game Soundtrack)

Breaking Mists

The Best Soundcloud Account in the Universe

Biggest Problem - #9

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