J.E.: Oh! Hello there! I hope you weren't too shaken up by that encounter with that monster.
J.E.: It's been quite the nuisance around here...
J.E.: Ah, where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself!
J.E.: Hello! I am the Joke-Explainer™ 7000!
J.E.: I come by this place every so often to see if anyone new has arrived here.
J.E.: You are the first visitor in...
J.E.: 7 months!
J.E.: Come right this way! It would be a pleasure to show you around!

[White Girl Summer] - Always Here to Help!

NAME: TROY MCCLURE
STATS: PATHETIC
DESC: Yeesh, talk about past-your-prime. I don't know what stinks worse here, the singing or the cologne.

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troy mcclure (who you may remember from such broadway musicals as Stop The Planet of the Apes, I Want To Get Off!) is mettaton in this au. anyways

[White Girl Summer] - Don't Try This At Home!

NAME: MARKIPLIER
STATS: NIGHTMARISH
DESC: So this is the self-proclaimed king, eh? Heavy emphasis on "self-proclaimed", if you ask me.

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hello everybody my name is markiplier and i am a fish

[White Girl Summer] - Der Eichhörnchenkönig + MARKED IN FIRE

SWEET P: See that little heart right there?
maddy: that’s my pancreas
SWEET P: That’s your SOUL! That’s what makes you special! Hee hee!
maddy: i’m pretty sure that’s my pancreas
SWEET P: Without your SOUL, you wouldn’t be you!
maddy: that’s definitely my pancreas
SWEET P: Hmm… your SOUL seems a bit duller than usual. Don’t worry! I know just the thing! Whenever I’m feeling blue, I talk to my friend, Mr. Snail!

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:)

[White Girl Summer] - Come Along With Me

maddy: white girl summer, huh
maddy: too bad i'm freezing my nuts off out here
maddy: god DAMN it's cold!!!

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more like white girl winter

[White Girl Summer] - Dead of Winter

MADDY: so can i go now
POTARO, GOD OF HYPERDEATH:
MADDY: what the fuck

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MADDY
- Horror, its tropes, and anything associated
- White girl music, bad music, women, and yuri
- Internal/verbal conflict, politics, and breakups
- Violence, gore, rot, and death/methods of death
=
ZALGAR
- Comics, artists featured in Garfield media, and SOMETHING AWFUL
- Internet/text-based horror, unfiction/ARGs, and their tropes
- Cats, lethargy, eyes, time, its measurements, and the effects of time
- Eldritch horror, deities, those who worship them, and the apocalypse
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DEATH
- Dreamworks and artists featured in their filmography
- Death, ways you can die, time, certainty, and those whose time is up
- Fairy tales, reimaginings of them, and other fable adaptations
- Whistling and warnings
=
GOODNIGHT TO A WORLD
- Toby Fox, his associated artists/media, and post-modern RPGs/bullet-hell fusions
- Porter Robinson, his associated acts/collaborators, and Mom + Pop Music
- Electropop, vocal synth, and vocal sampling/chopping
- Divinity, machinery, isolation/loneliness, and the end of the world.

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Toby Fox - Hopes and Dreams/Save the World/Last Goodbye
String Player Gamer - Hopes and Dreams/Save the World
Porter Robinson - Goodbye to a World
Porter Robinson, Madeon - Shelter
Porter Robinson - Divinity
Teddy Grey - People You Love Can Do Bad Things
Paramore - Misery Business
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
JT Music - Join Us For A Bite
Sakuroll - Rotten Smoothie
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine
Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Kesha - Die Young
greggreg - SAY MY NAME
Smash Mouth - All Star
churgney gurgney - Silly Billy
Teddy Grey - Now That Was A Monday

despite_everything_it's_still_you.mp3

no more happy couples!

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KORDHELL - MURDER IN MY MIND (MURDER/HEARTBREAK/CORRUPTIVE FORCES: FAME, EVIL VERSIONS: THE SEVEN)
Mark Snow - The X-Files (SCIENCE FICTION/POLITICS, WHAT IS UNHOLY/CORRUPTIVE FORCES: THE ILLUMINATI)
Halogen - U Got That (ANIMATION MEMES/CORRUPTIVE FORCES)
Madonna - Illuminati (POLITICAL HIP-HOP/POLITICS, WHAT IS UNHOLY/CORRUPTIVE FORCES: FAME, THE ILLUMINATI)
MiatriSs - Echo (VOCAL SYNTH/CORRUPTIVE FORCES: TELEVISION, EXISTENTIALISM)
Marc M. - Bill Nye's Death Song (ADULT SWIM/SCIENCE, DEATH)
Mike Greene - Bill Nye the Science Guy (SCIENCE)
SHUDDER - Laughingstock (VOCAL SYNTH/WATER/CORRUPTIVE FORCES)
Ryan Elder, Kotomi - Live Forever (RICK & MORTY, DEATH)
Imagine Dragons - Bones (CORRUPTIVE FORCES: FAME, EVIL VERSIONS: THE SEVEN)
SayoNara - BURNED ~ THE LAST ATTRACTION (VOCAL SYNTH/CORRUPTIVE FORCES: SHADOWS/WHAT IS UNHOLY, DOPPELGANGERS/EVIL VERSIONS)

[DOATK FANTRACK] MURDER THE ILLUMINATI

short mtc chiptune arrange

stuck inside

My Way

NAME: JIMMY "QUARTER"
STATS: DECLINING
DESC: Y'know, kids, they say it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Just sayin'.

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mr breast give me  money

[White Girl Winter] - WELCOME TO YOUR

NAME: ROSS
STATS: SCRAMBLED
DESC: A couple screws loose, and I'm not talking about the homemade "vehicle". I'd say don't count your eggs before they hatch, but he's one short of a dozen.

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these are some bad piggies!

[White Girl Winter] - Pedals Before Swine

JEVIL: * YOU THERE!
JEVIL: * ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THOSE BARS!
JEVIL: * DON'T YOU YEARN TO BE FREE, FREE? FREE LIKE ME?
maddy: no not really i'm fine
JEVIL: * DON'T DENY IT! YOU'RE TRAPPED IN MONOTONY, MONOTONY!
JEVIL: * LIFE PASSING YOU BY? TICKING AWAY, SLOWLY FADING TO THE SANDS OF TIME?
maddy: idrgaf
JEVIL: * UEE HEE HEE! YOU'RE A BAD LIAR, LIAR!
JEVIL: * ...
JEVIL: * I ALSO HAVE MOZZARELLA STICKS.
maddy: you son of a bitch count me in

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jevilicious definition

[White Girl Summer] - THE RING-AROUND

more will be explained in due time... shh...

lefty model from ufmp, retextured by leonpro228

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REVEALED ROLES:
Frisk/Chara - ???
Flowey - ???
Toriel - ???
Napstablook - ???
Sans - Lefty
Papyrus - ???
Undyne - ???
Alphys - ???
Mettaton - ???
Asgore - ???
Asriel - ???

[FNAF: Tales Below the Pizzaplex] - Shhhh...

megalovania or whatever

NAME: JOKE-EXPLAINER™ 7000
STATS: GRAND
DESC: sorry still nothing

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merry christmas everypony

[White Girl Summer] - VOICELESS

NAME: A REAL BEAR
STATS: GRIZZLY
DESC: Kids, the best course of action around a brown bear is to play dead. Thankfully, you and I are both very good at lying down and doing nothing.

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wtf do i even say for these

[White Girl Summer] - The Girls Are Fighting!

every time someone complains about me adding vocals to my utdr fantracks i make sure to add them more

[Welcome to the INTERNET] Report! Report! Report! + Sabotage (Remastered)

CAR: Hello! My name is Car. But you can call me Car.
CAR: Would you like to be one of my 47 friends?
maddy: absolutely i would i love you car
CAR: Great! I'm so happy!
CAR: Feel free to peruse my trinkets that I found.

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i ride for car i die for car. real garnians understand

[White Girl Summer] - Car's Iconic Little Song That He Sings For You

J.E.: [ throat_clearing.flac ]
J.E.: Welcome to Grandiose City, the place where humans and Figments coexist and live in (relative) harmony!
maddy: oh figments like prizm
J.E.: ...Moving on.
J.E.: After the sudden disappearance of both SiIvaGunner and the Voice, I've been the acting mayor for the past few years.
J.E.: It's been admittedly a bit of a challenge, but I've done my best to ensure the citizens are as happy as can be!
maddy: hold on shut up the music just kicked in

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art by siivagunner art team member galacksy

[White Girl Summer] - A City of Grand Proportions

brotherlovania

NAME: JEVIL
STATS: CHAOTIC
DESC: Uuuuugggghhhh... I hate clowns. Unless they're Binky, of course. Kid, go beat this joker up. I'm taking a fourth dimensional nap.

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to the joker they're just a regular posse

[White Girl Summer] - THE TATTLETALE HEART

NAME: MRBEAST6000 PRIME
STATS: DECLINING
DESC: Pure, undistilled "content", for better or for worse. Hey, remember what I said about camels and needles?

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before you ask. rainbow road is the freedom motif

[White Girl Winter] - ₣IN₳L T€$T


* YOU SEE THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE?
* YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER? 
* Varik.
* I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT.
* you little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half.
* i'll shove your asses so far down your throats
* that when you crap
* you'll sing fucking beethoven
* ...
* you know the rest, don't you?

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deltarune tomorrow, huh?

- - -

credits (and apologies):
radiati0nal for the smash ultimate megalovania recreation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcZVHii9lw)
yuudii for the homestuck megalovania recreation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-tlWc2UV0M)
both of which i shamelessly stole the guitar solos from i'm sorry

MeGaLoVANIA ~ Dr. Andonuts' Rage

maddy: a gravestone? in hell? how absurd.
maddy: let me read it

(Here lies Maddy.)
(You can tell it's hers because we put her name on the stone.)

maddy: fuck off is this whole thing a charlie's inferno reference

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who up screamin at the angels
"why is it who can it be now" i didn't want to transcribe charlie's inferno

[White Girl Summer] - Maddy's Inferno

(come back later for cool dialogue idk)

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who do you think taught you to laugh and cry?

[White Girl Winter] - Remember the Time?

concept: the mantle games are doom instead of zelda. this is the cool fucking secret boss theme

AT HELL'S GATE

"STEVE": To the villagers? I'm a hero, Brian.
maddy: that's not even my fucking name
"STEVE": But to you...?
"STEVE": I... am STEVE!
-
NAME: "STEVE"
STATS: TENACIOUS
DESC: Looks a bit old and out of shape for a self proclaimed "hero of the village". Now how did we get here, again?

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i was subconsciously inspired by gsorune and remembered it existed well after the fact

[White Girl Winter] - Hero of the Village

happy 10 year and 1 day anniversary undertale!!!

yea h

TROUBLE DINGLE ~ Triple Trouble [Undertale Reload]

(You feel your sins crawling on your back.)
(You feel your sins crawling on your front.)
(You feel your sins underneath your skin.)
(You feel them wriggling.)
-
NAME: "SLOTH"
STATS: ???
DESC: So I prophesied as I was commanded: and as I prophesied, there was a noise, and behold a shaking, and the bones came together, bone to his bone. (Ezekiel 37:7)

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this is for all the "amalgamates" i just chose sans to be the face. fucked up evil sans by @polar_opposite_44

maddy: the third

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