Writing by: @suki26
Art by: 
Music by: @maria-goldenflowers

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A familiar tune from back home.. let's relax and close our eyes for a brief moment. The power of Lofi Music and messing around with various game settings fill you with.. relaxation

006 - Radio 1: Lofi Tunes

* Well, well, well! If it isn't the VILLIANS of the dark! Ready to play your odds and battle it out against the heroes again?

* Kris! Have you lost your mind to the trenches of insanity? Your rebelliousness and ignorance have left the journey in shambles! Return to our side at once!

* What don't you GET, housecat? I don't WANT to be on your side.
* If staying with you is gonna bring about the end of the world, why the hell would I join your team?
* Besides, Lurkalin says that if we do well, the boss will give us exotic fruit baskets.

* Yeah! When have YOU ever offered YOUR team members free fruit baskets, huh?!

* This is insanity! Unpredictability is not ideal in these circumstances, so I shall present an ultimatum: Kris, join our side again at once or we shall be forced to enter a battle.

* Nyuk huk huk! Not very good at persuading, are ya' kitty? Well, if you wanna brawl it out! Be my guest!
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* Lurkalin - AT 4 DF 2
* This might be a hard pill to swallow, but you shouldn't swallow this pill.
* Got a brand new unicycle yesterday, is struggling to stay on.

* Kris - AT: 11 DEF: 9 HP: 80
* Casts healing spells and highly-ineffective fire magic.
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This replaces "Vs. Lancer"

21 - Lurkalin (Boss)

Writing by: @suki26
Art by: 
Music by: @litteral_cr2nge , @maria-goldenflowers

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(Satania)
*Ahahaha
*Heed the call of this GUN

(Puck)
*A gun, eh?
*Didn't take you as the kind to hold such a lethal weapon

(Satania)
*Well you thought WRONG
*A great demon such as myself always has a trick up their sleeve 

(Puck)
*I'll give you that
*Alright, Mina
*What do you want to do

~ Mina walks forward ~

(Satania)
*You dare approach me?

~ Satania points the gun at Mina ~

(Puck)
*Brave girl, I see

(Satania)
*Brave indeed but not for long
*For when I pull this trigger, you'll be on the ground in a fit of pain

(Puck)
*This doesn't seem good no matter how you look at it

(Satania)
*Do you surrender yet, Mina!

~ Mina walks a step closer and Satania inevitably shoots ~

(Satania)
*Aahahaha~

~ Mina dodges swiftly and the bullet bounces from the wall, to the ceiling.. back to Satania ~

(Satania)
*W-wait- Haha..
*WAIT JUST A- HAHAH
*HA
*HAHA
*HAHAHAHA

~ seems it was just.. a laugh gun.. that puts you into a fit of laughter when shot ~

(Puck)
*T_T
*....
*What did I expect from someone like her

008 - Demon “Master” Satania-san

Before time had a name, two gods nurtured earth: ECHIDNA and EVE.

One day, strife struck the two mothers. 

After a grueling battle, ECHIDNA was defeated. 

With no protector, the monsters were overcome by the humans, and forced by a magic spell into the underground. 

After millennia, the MONSTERS and HUMANS forgot their own past, and EVE too was forgotten, leaving pure SPITE to rule the lands.

MT. HAWKEYE, IOWA
202X

Stories say that those who climb the mountain never return.

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Song By Mauro
Thumbnail by Romstred 
Title by HattyHatterson

A Story All About How

[the player is seated on a broken mattress, as if it has been perfectly situated there.] 

[it seems to be a small play fort of sorts, made of cardboard box and pillows.]

hOI!! im tessie. tessie da teddie!!

..u don look like anyone ive seen… u mus be so FRUSTRATE. But I.. have a solushun! 

[Tessie joins your “party”.]

GOODS! OK!! now, see tat ENEMY? It’s tem to ENTER a BATLE with tis CRUL creacher.

[a Doggit stands near the player and Tessie, before the two enter a “battle” with it. Tessie stands eerily behind the Doggit.]

U can do many tings in BATLE… but we only care about one right now. 

[the player is forced to click *Fight, and a battle starts.]

See dat HEART? That is ur SOUL. OURS. As a tem. . When a BATLE starts, the ENEMY will RUTHLESSLY ATTAC u, BUT U CAN FIGHT FIRST! 

[the player is then shown how to strike a critical hit on the Doggit, leaving it with 1 hp.]

GUD!! OK!! now, PRES FIGHT! For, EASY VICTORY! 

[the player misses, and the doggit looks releaved.] 

…b
……but
p!!!! !
Is this a joke? Are you having a chuckle? Ha ha, very funny. I’m the one in charge.

[the players menu is forced into fighting, but before the final blow is taken to the Doggit, a fist hits tessie out of the screen, and the battle ends.]

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Song By Mauro
Thumbnail By Serena

Follow My Lead

Long Hallway (Arrangement)

*I heard something out there… It was kinda hard to hear, and it didn’t make sense either!
*was dark. reshaped hidden Then, was the. underground, disappeared. girl by The and
*It doesn’t make sense… It doesn’t make sense!
*make It sense doesn’t… doesn’t It make sense?

*Who was that...?
*Kris, do you know them?

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YouTube mirror: https://youtu.be/4Ca9LaeL_ms

Track by Vera
Writing by Vera

02 - Hum

yknow susie's flashback in ch3

yeah this is that

The Bad Guy

* The king is exempt, and I wear the crown.

CHECKER RANCE - Take It Away, Lucky Girl!

sisyphus took the role of jevil

cam had the idea for the name and role, cam also had another mix but ill leave it up to him if he wants to release it himself

RMHH CH1 33. ROLL THE BONES (Unreleased, Shipel's Mix)

* HELLO?
* ARE YOU 
* THERE?
* ARE WE
* CONNECTED?

* I'M NOT USED TO
* DEVICES LIKE THIS

==
hi, i'm greenfae.

Right after the Roaring occurs, Gaster gives a call to his homie Kris "I'm not evil" Dreemurr even though they are in a dark world!1!! I imagine it would be pretty shocking the first time it'd occur, lol

Noise (Chapter 5 Credits)

created by vanny frog

underswap take

UNofficial AU Of The Red Cardinal 

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created By Tem Fling
Main Musician: Mauro

A Story All About How

MAGMASTORY (Underswap)

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