Broadway Metal.

Lyrics:

Stomach rumbles
I've been working hard
Money tumbles
I raid the coin jar 

Going to get some takeaway 
Indian food 
There'll be no dismay
It's going to be good! 

Indian food! 
You're calling to me.
Indian food! 
Get in my belly.

I'm going to eat you
Covered in sauce
My tongue will defeat you
No matter the chilli cost

My order comes
Hot and delicious 
But that chili feeling 
In my mouth is vicious 
 
(Indian food)

(Indian food)

Butter Chicken, rich and deep,
Served with naan at my seat
Biryani bold, with saffron threads,
Aromatic rice, marinated spreads.
Chole Bhature, fluffy and grand,
With chickpeas spicy, in my hand
Masala Dosa, crisp and gold,
Potato filling, flavours bold.
Rogan Josh, with tender meat,
A Kashmiri dish that's hard to beat.

Chicken Korma, creamy stew,
Mildly spiced with yoghurt too.
Lamb Vindaloo, fiery heat,
Chilli tang and vinegar meet.
Pani Puri, crisp delight,
Bursting flavour in each bite.
Malai Kofta, soft and round,
In cashew gravy, deeply browned.
Idli soft and coconut paired,
With sambhar spice so well prepared!!!!!!!!!!!

(Indian food!)
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!!
(Indian food!)
COVERED IN SAUCE!!!!!!!
(Indian food!)
MY TONGUE WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!!
(Indian food!)
NO MATTER THE CHILLI COST!!!!!!!!

INDIAN FOOD!

I'm going to eat you
Covered in sauce
My tongue will defeat you.
No matter the chilli cost


Indian Food

Symphonic Death Metal 

Lyrics:

"Hark! yea good and gentle throng

Listen well and nod along 

Of Shakespeare's works I now speak"

His tongue did turneth to beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat.....

Each line a title.
Each title a thread,
From love to blood, from crown to dread.

The Bard’s full works in rhythm align
A sonnet of ages - Bound in pages.
Wrapped in time - Bonded in rhyme!

Love’s Labour’s Lost - I’m feelin’ the cost
Two Gentlemen of Verona - Lines gettin’ crossed
A Midsummer Night’s Dream - Floatin’ supreme
As You Like It - rhymes tight, love every scene

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul

The Merchant of Venice - Characters gold
The Comedy of Errors - Stories are bold
The Winter’s Tale - watched in cold moonlight 
Shakespeare's words - a true delight
Characters like Cymbeline - clean, with royal lean
Troilus and Cressida - in unresolved ending - tragic scene
Timon of Athens - he lost life's game
And Julius Caesar - remember his name!

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul

Othello’s in shadow - Macbeth haunted with bloody blade
Hamlet gone mad - but I'm not afraid
King Lear shed tears - crown on the floor
Harmony rises like The Phoenix and the Turtle - hardcore!
The Sonnets echo - my soul on display
The Two Noble Kinsmen - ride through the fray
This stage is his kingdom - the pen is his throne
Shakespeare, the Bard, he set a classic tone

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill!!!
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive!!!
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show!!!
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Twelfth Night Shines

Yodel metal.

Lyrics: 

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

One day I was yodeling by pretty shore
A pretty lass came to me, never seen her before
We got to talking into the night about topics obscure, in candlelight 
By the morning we had talked until throats were sore, and we got to the topic of topical cures.

I had a rash that caused me some pain 
Particularly when it started to rain
She knew an epic fable, of a yodeling ladle, that could cure my itching vein

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

I went to sea to find that ladle
I travelled far
I went every damn port
I went to every bar

People thought that I was mad
That ladle didn't exist
By people can kiss my arse 
And the space betwixt!

"I'm going to find that yodeling ladle"

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Then one day in Switzerland, where I'd never searched before
I came across an old man, who showed me to his door
We sat right down, he stared at me, not a single word said
He reached behind his back and pointed at his bed

The yodeling ladle sat right there 
In a place of pride
On bedside shelf, next to some hair
The ladle was swaying side to side.

And it sang:

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladle (co-created with @Gia)

Reggae metal 

Lyrics:

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh!!!!!!!!

Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
That's my name, nice to meet ya
Scourge of the Caribbean air
I got great hair
You're allowed to stare...

You were quietly sailin'
Your ship fully laden
My pirates took your ship with ease
Your crews on their knees

Now before you die
I'm going to try 
To fill you in 
On who did you in

So take it as a win.

I'M!: the pirate with great hair
That makes you shit your underwear 
Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
Magnificent hair blowing free
As I carve my name in history 

I'm not in it for the money
No need for jewels and honey
Even fame gets old, when the day is done
I'm just in it for the fun

Why care about money?
It's easy to get.
I steal from children
Even steal their tea set

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! 

(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

"Let me tell you who you're dealing with":

[Spoken]
"My crew was once raiding a colony. We were soooo drunk.

We come across this old man, in clear distress. He only had one leg. Where the other should be there was a beautifully carved peg leg....

I have two legs, as you can see. I had no need for his gorgeously carved leg.....

But it was VERY gorgeous........

So I took it. Screw that idiota.........

I'm not a nice guy.

[Bridge]
The pirate with great hair
That makes you shit your underwear 
Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
Magnificent hair blowing free
As I carve my name in history!!!

I'M!: the pirate with great hair
That makes you shit your underwear 
Captain 
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica
Magnificent hair blowing free
As I carve my name in history 

Captain.
El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica.

Know you know something about me.
Magnificent hair. Right!



Captain El Diablo de la Melena Magnífica

Symphonic metal 

Lyrics:

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes.

When I'm at work, regularly 
A friend sends videos to me
They're often rated G
But some videos are... R!. consistency 

My friend isn't dumb
Rude videos unknown: none
N.S.F.W labelling on every one
So he doesn't spoil my fun 

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes. 

I imagine the horror on colleague's faces
If they saw these videos they'd be locked in stasis 
Jaws would drop
Heads would roll
I'd be fired from the shop
I'd take a heavy toll

My colleagues are pretty dull

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes.

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
Just know that I thank you, every, damn, time
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Magrov

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