On the first ever Majestically Awkward Podcast the ladies discuss the differing opinions of moms and self chosen non-moms, the weird turn sexy halloween costumes have taken, and more.

Sexy Twizzlers

Tim gets himself in some hot water over a discussion on public breastfeeding.  We discuss the ta-ta towel, which is exactly what you think it is.  Then things get awkward.

Congratulations, I'm So Sorry

We get new music courtesy of BRBRCK (www.brbrck.com).  The girls play is this for real and try and decide whether romance novels are real or whether Tim made them up.  A Disney Channel show introduces a gay tween. Be sure to go over to www.cuddlesandchaos.com for show notes about this week's episode and lots more.  I love you. Bye.

EPISODE 3 - Howdy Ma'am

The girls discuss marketing to men vs. marketing to women.  Tim makes the girls decide whether horror movie plots are real or made up in this week's 'Is This for Real?' and awkward moments.  Music provided by BRBRCK (www.brbrck.com). Thanks for listening I love you all Marta.

Eau de Lepus

This week we handle the Santa dilemma.  Tim takes the girls to school on Is this for Real?  Janine Barfs a thousand eggs and Jen tries to top her by puking sushi into her own hands at a fancy party.  Music by www.brbrck.com.  Please subscribe, like, follow, butterfly kiss, and whatever else you do to podcasts to love up on them.

A Phd In Wasting Time On The Internet

This week the girls discuss the art of making small talk, we get back to rap lyrics in this week's Is this For Real? and Jen discusses her first kiss.  Music from www.brbrck.com.  Come and listen to the show bebbbies

Smiley Cyrus Cant Believe Its Not Butter

We discuss awkwardness at the workplace.  The girls guess band names in Is This for Real and we get a listener submitted awkward story to round it all out. Tim tries to do an instagram story and fails miserably.  Original music from www.brbrck.com.

Big Booty Brenda, Racist Swedish Police

This week we discuss people's disgusting habits.  The girls try and ruin Is This for Real and we have another listener submitted awkward story.

Greebles And Link Juice

We try and figure out what's wrong with Janine.   Then Is this for Real tackles exotic foods.  Lastly we discuss a listener submitted story about prophylactics. Come listen ya turkey.  What else are you doing.

Snake Wine

The girls explain why they're into facial mask, and then make Tim try one out.  This week's Is This For Real tackles home remedies to weird problems.  Then we close out with another awkward story. Original music from www.brbrck.com.  Check us out on instagram and snapchat @awkwardgals.  Email us at majesticallyawkwardgals@gmail.com

Homeopathic Flaming Pumpkin Enzymes

This week, we have a special guest! The man behind our music, Mike Berberich (aka Brbrck) is joining in on the conversation. 

In the first segment, we talk about things that what should know better about. Tim underwhelms us (as usual)and talks about how he doesn't know what RSS feeds are.

Next Janine and I quiz the boys with an Is This for Real? with beauty products (spoilers at the bottom, with affiliate links).

Last but not least, Mike tells us the awkward story of how he and his wife started dating (twice). 
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Blackhead Vacuum (http://amzn.to/2FWvocq)
Lookin' Good for Jesus (http://amzn.to/2pqn6Th)
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Fullips lip plumping enhancer (http://amzn.to/2FLcZ6p)
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Beauty voice trainer (http://www.japantrendshop.com/beauty-voice-trainer-p-556.html)

As always original music from www.brbrck.com.

Musical Herpes And Frakles

Little preview of Monday's upcoming episode.  We're going to discuss middle school dances. Then the girls try their hand at more horror movies in Is this for real? And Jen shares an awkward story that in no way paints Tim in a bad light.

PREVIEW - Son Of A Dairy Farmer

This week, we get real about how freaking awkward it is to navigate around friends and their multi-level marketing businesses.

Next, Tim tests the girls' knowledge of crazy electronic devices in Is This for Real?

We close out the show with the Mystery of the Missing Breast Milk. Can you help us solve it?
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Belty: https://www.belty.co/

Thync Vibe: https://www.thync.com/

The Rocking Bed: https://rockingbed.com/

Kuvee: https://kuvee.com/

Hapifork: https://www.hapi.com/product/hapifork

HushMe: http://www.gethushme.com/

CX1 Self Driving Luggage: https://www.tomsguide.com/us/forward-x-cx-1-self-driving-luggage,news-26348.html

Eugene: https://www.tomsguide.com/us/eugene-trash-scanner,news-24159.html

Jagger and Lewis Smart Collar: https://www.jagger-lewis.com

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Bink Bink Wine And The Breast Milk Bandit

This week we have an in depth discussion about death row meals.  Then Tim tests the girls patience with somehow another round of romance novel Is This For Real (he swore it'd be his last... for at least a little while).  Then we close out with an awkward work story from Janine.

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Last Meals And Rumspringas

This week we're talking about weird crushes, then horror movies are back for Is This For Real and finally Jen owns up to her crush on Tim from way back in the day.

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Crushing At The Honky Tonk

We're talking movies.  then the girls quiz tim on life time movies, and then we share awkward movie stories.  Come on in the water is poison!

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Snow Place Home A Story Of Hope

We have a deep discussion about fiction books and literature this week.  Then the girls are trying to guess where some poppin' fresh rap lyrics are from: Tim's brain or an actual song.  Then we wrap it up with Tim describing his recent adventure in power tool rental. 

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Donkey Kong Booty

This week the gals get weepy, talking about what makes them cry.  Then we do some movie trivia and discuss awkward road stories.

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Crying Over Pork Trivia On The Road

This week we're talkin TV again.  Then the girls flip the script on Is This For Real and quiz Tim about soap operas.  Then the girls share awkward neighbor stories.

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Soap Operas Are Weird And So Are Neighbors

It's summer time so we're discussing vacations and boy howdy does it get stupid.  Is this for real hits the road too, Tim quizzes the gals about roadside attractions.  Then Janine shares an awkward story.

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The Princess The Pecan And The Merkin

This week we're talkin' stinks.  The girls make Tim smell things.  Is this for real featuring more romance novels and then a very special guest discusses more smells in her awkward story.

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Weird Medical Smells (No Fucking Ham)

We're talking about job interviews.  It gets awkward.  Then we play is this for real and we get into some deep cut horror movies.  Then Jen shares a job interview story..

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Job Interview For The Lepodopterist

This week we're on beauty product services.  Then we're back to romance novels because Tim can't help himself.  Then Janine shares an awkward story.  

Let's go peeps.  It's time to get awkward.

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Owl Sounds From Pound Town

We don't have a new episode this week because summer....  So check out these few minutes of off air idiocy.

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Weeping Stupid

This week we're awkward shoppers.  Then the girls guess band names on is this for real.  Finally Janine shares an awkward story.  Come on in babies, the water's just fine.

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Exhausted By Your Shittiness

This week we get really into what even is a wombat and what maybe do they sound like?  Then we discuss dealing with people you dislike.  Next up we're back on romance novels and the girls have to decide if titles like "As Her World Churns" is a real novel.  Then to wrap things up Janine shares an awkward story.  

Be a pal and jump right in, the water's all toasty.

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Too Many Bee Puns

This week we start a new Dear Abby type segment.  Then we play Is This for Real and this week its horror movies.  Then the girls share a joint awkward story.

Please listen and share and pucker up for a big ol' smooch if you do.

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The Ginger Deadman Friendzoned By Candypants

We're back after that long hiatus -  tim fell down a well but hes back now and the girls went back to school to learn gunsmithing and they graduated sumos con carne. Anyway, the girls discuss self sabotage.  We have a special welcome back is this for real and then we get awkward.  Welcome back jerks.

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Dont Call It A Comeback

We're talking regrets this episode.  Then we go through some horror movies on is this for real.  Then Janine shares an awkward story.  come listen to our Odcast.  Notice there's no p in it. let's keep it that way you animals.

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Ghost Gangster Regerts

It's candy time baby.  We have a discussion about a most important topic.  Then things get romantic, then they get awkward, but it all turns out great again.  This aint your grandmamas hootenanny... its majestically awkward the podcast!

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Candy, Canned Beef Stew, And The Pickle Aficionado

This week we're handing out life lessons.  Then we're goofin' and spoofin' with horror movies on is this for real and then Janine gets awkward in China.  

Hey, smile.  It's free.

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Lifelong friends discuss past, present, and future awkwardness.

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