🐰 Bad Gurl Alice 🐰

Alice Longyu Gao for i-D: Summer 2018!

Written by: Alice Longyu Gao, Leo Bescotti
Produced by: Leo Bescotti
Inspired by: OFLO, Margot
*This song is about a girl who loves herself, love taking selfies, but she has a 9-5 job and she no longer has time dedicates to herself to feel fabulous anymore.
*Watch the video here: goo.gl/miwuke
*On Spotify: ffm.to/hoetime
*Find Alice here: www.instagram.com/alicealice916
Lyrics:

A hoe don't need no clock in the morning
A hoe don't need no 9-5
Seven days a week, お金ほし い（want money),遊びたい (but also wanna have fun)
I want my hoe time back, back back back, I want my hoe time back

Girls, get your iphones out, take that selfie, you are a hoe, be a proud hoe, dont care about other people's opinion, ok

I am so flawless, cant' ignore this, kira kira pika pika
Pretty on the gram, hitting on your man
Alice in the building like, やばい (magnificent)

Yea I just want to have attention, and no one think I ever try
I am a cutie pie, selfies never lie,  仕事嫌い (I hate to work)
I want my hoe time back, back back, back, back

I Want My Hoe Time Back - Alice Longyu Gao

All platform: ffm.to/magnificroissant
Producer: Alex Bilo
Song writer: Alice Longyu Gao, Madison Emiko Love, Alex Bilo

エーチガ嫌いで　しないの方がいい (I don’t like to have sex, I prefer to not do it)
一人でも元気　妄想あったら　寂しくない (I feel fine being alone, I enjoy my daydreams)
君　偉いそうな顔　本当に嫌だ　嫌だ嫌だ嫌だ　可愛くない (Look at your pretentious face, you think you are the coolest, I don’t like it)
Pollute my eyes

今何時ですか (Ima-nonji-desuka, what time is it) Think it’s time to fuck it up
Bitch I about to pull up 今何時ですか(Ima-nonji-desuka, what time is it)　
今何時ですか (Ima-nonji-desuka, what time is it) Think it’s time to fuck it up 
I got nothing in my cup up up up

I feel Magnificroissant 
Sushi on me, Omakase
I don't need your baguette, no
Cuz I got fries and they French, yum

I feel Magnificroissant
Dancing Alone with my dog
I don't miss you not one bit
Thinking about you make me sick, Blah

あら〜　彼女はカラコン付けてる　嫌だ　嫌だ嫌だ嫌だ (Ew~ your girl is wearing wacky color contacts, looks off No no no)
あのメイク　おかしくない　可愛くない(Isn’t her makeup so weird? Doesn't look cute at all)　pollute my eyes 

今何時ですか (Ima-nonji-desuka, what time is it) Think it’s time to fuck it up
Bitch I about to pull up 今何時ですか (Ima-nonji-desuka, what time is it)
今何時ですか(Ima-nonji-desuka, what time is it) Think it’s time to fuck it up 
I got nothing in my cup up up up

I feel Magnificroissant 
Sushi on me, Omakase
I don't need your baguette, no
Cuz I got fries and they French, yum

I feel magnificroissant
Dancing Alone with my dog
I don't miss you not one bit
Thinking about you make me sick, Blah

ありがとう (arigato, thank you)
This is my gato (Cat), Ari
ありがとう

Magnificroissant - Alice Longyu Gao

Music video: https://youtu.be/8B2IZ--qxR8
Produced by: Leo Bescotti
Song writers: Olivia Florentino, Alice Longyu Gao

Chew chew chew chewbichewbidui…
I am a gummy bear
Coffee tea or me
I can be your sugar baby
Cookie milk honey
Squeeze me lick me try me
Take me home maybe
Put me in your pocket baby I am so tasty

Do you wanna take a chance
Make my life a sweet romance
Boy you look so good tonight
Tell me if you wanna dance

My heart is like a crystal
Pinky rosey 无与伦比
这样的美 只想和你

I am a gummy bear
Coffee tea or me
I can be your sugar baby
Cookie milk honey
Squeeze me lick me try me
Take me home maybe
Put me in your pocket baby I am so tasty
Chew chew chew …

Looking at you its unreal
Don't tell others how I feel
Can I be your precious one
Buy me diamond if you can

My heart is like a crystal
Pinky rosey 无与伦比
这样的美 只想和你

I am a gummy bear
Coffee tea or me
I can be your sugar baby
Cookie milk honey
Squeeze me lick me try me
Take me home maybe
Put me in your pocket baby I am so tasty
Chew chew chew …

I am a gummy bear
Coffee tea or me
Do you like me 
Take me home maybe

I am gummy bear
Coffee tea or me
I can be your sugar baby
Take me home maybe

My heart is like a crystal
Pinky rosey 无与伦比
这样的美 只想和你

I am a gummy bear
Coffee tea or me
I can be your sugar baby
Cookie milk honey
Squeeze me lick me try me
Take me home maybe
Put me in your pocket baby I am so tasty
Chew chew chew …

CheW! - Alice Longyu Gao

Produced by: Alex & Alex
Songwriters: Alice Longyu Gao, Alex Chapman, Lyric Christian 
Music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gf7N7k40Ro
Streaming link: https://smarturl.it/AliceKarma

Everytime I slay people like geez 
Crown on my head so bow to the queen
Can’t take my ideas for free
Pay me respect pay me money 
(pay me money pay me money)
Jheez
(pay me money pay me money)
Jheez

Karma is a boss
Karma is a witch
I am the pretty sailor moon princess
Coming to you now
Gonna make you Ow (ow)
Watch out for this cut you with the big kiss
If you wanna fake
Then you never safe
In the name of love and justice
I am going to, punish you 
Pyopyonpyonpyonpyonpyon
Pyopyonpyonpyonpyonpyon

Try to copy me thought I wont see
But this is a small town 
Try to copy me but u look dumb  
and I will hunt you down
Down down down

Everytime you want to cheat of me
Please remember this warning cuz 

Karma is a boss
Karma is a witch
I am the pretty sailor moon princess
Coming to you now
Gonna make you Ow (ow)
Watch out for this cut you with the big kiss
If you wanna fake
Then you never safe
In the name of love and justice
I am going to, punish you 
Pyopyonpyonpyonpyonpyon
Pyopyonpyonpyonpyonpyon

Everytime I slay people like geez 
Crown on my head so bow to the queen
Can’t take my ideas for free
Pay me respect pay me money 
Everytime I slay people like geez 
Crown on my head so bow to the queen
Can’t take my ideas for free
Pay me respect pay me money 

(pay me money pay me money)
Jheez
(pay me money pay me money)
Jheez

Karma Is A Witch - Alice Longyu Gao

Read the article: https://www.thefader.com/2019/06/28/listen-to-a-new-fader-mix-by-alice-longyu-gao

Mix for The Fadar

Scam scam scam you are a scam 
You thought you are the Russian heir of Instagram
You order Dom Perignon in the blond
You hop from howard to paul’s baby grand 

Scam scam scam you don't give a damn 
You are everywhere and no one understand
I only see you in the night always look like you are high
You don't have a nine to five you don't need to wait in line
One kiss two kiss oh Hi baby whats up how are you

I know you are lying but thats alright 
Cuz people say fake it till you make it (oyea)
Here for a good time many socialites
Wanna Join the party better pretend 
Welcome to new York the land of scammers 
You yknow you are you are you are
A scam

Scam scam scam you are a scam
You thought you are cute but you don't got no fam
Asking the whole club, bro whats the plan
Try to crush my couch hit me up,  2 am

Scam scam scam you don’t give a damn
You try to party every night blow too much by the end
Life is short baby take risks, but if youre a scam I will pass
And I know you don't actually a venture capital dad

Can I hit someone’s juul oh thanks honey
Lost mine in the uber

I know you are lying but thats alright 
Cuz people say fake it till you make it (oyea)
Here for a good time many socialites
Wanna Join the party better pretend 
Welcome to new York the land of scammers 
You yknow you are you are you are
A scam

Songwriters: Alice Longyu Gao, Blu Detiger
Producers: Alex & Alex

Scam - Alice Longyu Gao

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Add the song to ur fav playlists!: https://ffm.to/alice
Produced by: Alice Longyu Gao, Jack Laboz
Written by: Alice Longyu Gao, Jack Laboz
Watch this song's lyrics video for now and the music video on youtube will be released soon: https://youtu.be/XS-8mcM_XZk
lyrics:
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this 
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this 
Quarantine really fucked me up
Everyday really really sucks
I call my homie everyday 
And sometimes he doesn't pick up
I swear to hashem hes jerking off
Watching porn on private mode
I bet thats why he didnt pick up
I bet thats why he didnt pick up
Didnt pick up Didnt pick up I hate this I hate this 
Didnt pick up Didnt pick up I hate this I hate this 
Quarantine really fucked me up
Everyday really really sucks
I call my homie everyday 
sometimes he doesn't pick up
I bet hes jerking off
Watching porn on the phone 
I bet thats why
He didnt pick up

Ah quarantine really really really fuck me up
Everyday really really really sucks
I call my homie homie homie homie homie everyday
Ah
I am crying in my room again

Ah quarantine quarantine quarantine Ah

Quarantine Rly Sucks - Alice Longyu Gao

Add the song to ur fav playlists!: https://ffm.to/alice
Produced by: Alice Longyu Gao, Jack Laboz
Written by: Alice Longyu Gao, Jack Laboz
Remixed by: @gupimusic
Watch this song's lyrics video for now and the official no budget music video on youtube will be released soon: https://youtu.be/aCNhrHClzzg
lyrics:
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this 
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this 
Quarantine really fucked me up
Everyday really really sucks
I call my homie everyday 
And sometimes he doesn't pick up
I swear to hashem hes jerking off
Watching porn on private mode
I bet thats why he didnt pick up
I bet thats why he didnt pick up
Didnt pick up Didnt pick up I hate this I hate this 
Didnt pick up Didnt pick up I hate this I hate this 
Quarantine really fucked me up
Everyday really really sucks
I call my homie everyday 
sometimes he doesn't pick up
I bet hes jerking off
Watching porn on the phone 
I bet thats why
He didnt pick up

Ah quarantine really really really fuck me up
Everyday really really really sucks
I call my homie homie homie homie homie everyday
Ah
I am crying in my room again

Ah quarantine quarantine quarantine Ah

🐰 Bad Gurl Alice 🐰

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