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"When longtime age unemployment men boiling carbitch cofe this morning, same time her talk not mother language"
- Marko Van Hanen

Track used - "Almost Red" by Killing Joke


Red Cofe - Original mix ft. Dimefag Cumstain reciting that one Marko quote over and over

From the album "Nu Metal Ist Krieg " by the famous blackened scenecore band The Demon Burger.

The Demon Burger's lulz.fm page: 
http://www.last.fm/music/The%2520Demon%2520Burger?ac=the%20demon%20burger

Current line-up: 
Trve Mallkorr - guitar 
Dimefag Cumstain - electric boner, bass 
Hunter Hunt Hendrix - guitar, vocals 
Lars "Emokid" Ulrich - drums, percussion, extreme blast beats.

The Demon Burger - Nu Metal Ist Krieg

From The Demon Burger's upcoming album "Animefag Slaughter".

The Demon Burger's lulz.fm page: 
http://www.last.fm/music/The%2520Demon%2520Burger?ac=the%20demon%20burger

Line-up:
Trve Mallkorr - guitar
Dimefag Cumstain - electric boner, bass
Hunter Hunt Hendrix - guitar, vocals
Lars "Emokid" Ulrich - drums, percussion, extreme blast beats.

The Demon Burger - Blackened Scenecore Will Never Die But Fagets Who Watch Anime WIll

From The Demon Burger's new album "Animefag Slaughter".

The Demon Burger's lulz.fm page: 
http://www.last.fm/music/The%2520Demon%2520Burger?ac=the%20demon%20burger

Line-up: 
Trve Mallkorr - guitar 
Dimefag Cumstain - electric boner, bass 
Hunter Hunt Hendrix - guitar, vocals 
Lars "Emokid" Ulrich - drums, percussion, extreme blast beats.

The Demon Burger - Versailles Is The Worst Fucking Band Ever

The Demon Burger - Animefag Slaughter

Blackened Scenecore Masterpiece....

This song is meant to be a tribute to the legendary band Sc3neCoRe, who unfortunately sold out to shitty indie cock rock after the lead guitarist Trve Mallkorr (fucking) left it. The speech intro shows how mad was their vocalist, Chris Simmons after Mallkorr did it. 

The real song begins with Dimafag Cumstain's growl-rapping (a new vocal technique The Demon Burger innovated) over Mallkorr's progressive hip-hop beats. This wonderful mixture still makes poser hip-hop bands like Jedi Mind Tricks butthurt.

After the short, yet epic passage the song evolves into an extremely br00tal technical death grind metal piece that will make you cry and headbang in the same time.

Rumors say, this song beats Sc3neCoRe's whole discography.

Satoru Gets a Big Fistfuck in Mac (a Tribute to Sc3eneCoRe)

Svkk it Skrillex, this fucker here is where it's all at!

You Suffer (DJ Gøatlord remix)

Just for the record, none of the (actual) tracks used are mine, so you don't have to worry about me suddenly putting effort into my works.





Creepy stuff

Trve Mallkorr was my last.fm username, as well as the (fictional) stage name of the (non-existent) vocalist of The Demon Burger.  Originating from the grim and frostbitten countryside of Poland, 2011, where people are assholes and boredom is ubiquitous, a socially awkward 13 year old introvert kid like myself had little to do, aside from listening to metal all day and hanging out on the internet with other people who are also into that. It is then that I've first become acquainted with the last.fm trolling scene.  

Inspired by similar "bands" such as Sc3neCoRe, as well as the pioneers of musical trolling themselves, Akerstache (which, mind you, is unironically a great band - I suggest you check them out), I downloaded the beta version of Audacity and set out to create a musical project of my own, using the formula of "amatueur remix/mashup of songs I like + unrelated song title which seemed hilarious at the time, but is embarassing as fuck to look at now".

Fun while it lasted, my trolling career nevertheless ended abruptly with last.fm giving me an IP ban. Although I've made several new accounts, they all eventually got the same treatment. However, the memory of those glorious days remains here, preserved (in part) on this Soundcloud page. All hail blackened scenecore!

Line-up:
Trve Mallkorr (1985 - 2012) - guitar, growls, songwriting
Dimebag Cumstain (1985 - 2012) - electric boner, bass, occasional rapping 
Lars "Emokid" Ulrich (1985 - 2012) - drums, percussion, persecution (of Christians (in the night)), extreme blast beats

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