Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Bass, Keys, Percussion
Chic Mcknicknix - Cameo Vocal, Guitar (Anthem Intro)
Special Guest Star:
Jacqui Taylor - All Lead Guitars, (Anthem Outro)
With:
Sam DieAgo - Hammond B3 Organ
Linda Gambino - Cameo Vocal
Fernando Garcin - Cameo Vocal
Dour Dweezil - Electric Guitar, Keys
Wave Deckl - Drums
Haywood Giablomi - Triangle
Chris Walken - Percussion
Marcel Marceau - Backing Vocals
**********************
ROASTED RAGE DOWNTOWN JAUNT

(Chic playing the National Anthem)

El Fer: We road rage it downtown, we get roasted all around, and you know what that gets you… upside your head…

Chic: It's my new car, i said… it was a four door 1960 Cadillac… etc while continuing to play the anthem… the engine sounded great… the exhaust was LOUD... etc…

(WLCY spot plays on the car radio)

Linda: All i know is that Chic was always driving a rhino around… and any friend of the rhino is a friend of mine...

(Alien kids say yay)

Maloa Warriors kick in…

(Jacqui starts to wail…)

Alien: and now.. go! GO!

Alien 2: What? What?

Alien: MUSIC!

da boi: We road rage it downtown, we get roasted all around… and you know what that gets you… 

Alien 2: What? What"

da boi: And i say… woooo!  ow oo wah… let's road rage!! upside yo'… 

(Jacqui solos)

El Fer: upside… upside… upside..

da boi: Upside your head! Upside your head!! upside yo' head!

Alien Chicks: oh oh oh oh oh

El Fer: upside… upside… upside..

da boi: We road rage it… etc… upside yo' head etc…

(Jacqui continues to wail)

Band: upside yo', etc

(Jacqui plays the National Anthem this time, with Sam on Organ...)

Chic: She begged me to step on the gas as i shifted from third to fourth gear, we sped up and she flew back against the seat… it was a dream come true…

El Fer: upside your head… upside your head

Linda: Italian rap… 

FIN
***********************
Written by "da boi" derinho
(All Rights Reserved 2021)
Produced by "da boi"
Executive Producer Sam DieAgo
Dedicated to the loving memory of the forever lead guitarist for Maloa Warriors, Chic Mcknicknix (RIP)
"The Star Spangled Banner" written by Francis Scott Key

The Roasted Rage Downtown Jaunt (Bemsha Stow feat. Jacqui Taylor)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho (as himself) - Vocals, Bass, Keys, Percussion
Bobby Gilbert (as The Devil's Right Hand) - Lead Guitar
Linda Gambino (as Italian Woman in Limbo) - Vocals
Fernando Garcin (as Jack Kerouac) - Vocals
with:
"Wave" Deckl - Drums
El Profesor Juan - Piano
Heywood Giablomi - Shaker, Backing Vocals
Chris Walken - Cowbell, Backing Vocals
and:
The Maloa Schnabernacle Choir
conducted by Leopold Stochowski
**********************
PURGATORIO

da boi: Where am i? Where is this place?

Choir: oh yeahhhhhh

El For: For too much wine and sex!

Linda: well, i was gonna go straight to Heaven... i was gonna be one of those angelic creatures...at least that's what they taught me in school, and i believed them and i really wanted to... but... BUT... i met da boi... DA BOI... ddd... aaa... bbb OO ii... and WOOO! what a RIDE!  yeah, like a Rhino Ride... believe me... i won't forget it... it was GOOD... Sexy... warm... INTENSE...

da boi: (it was intense... it was intense... it was intense)

Choir: Oh Yeahhhh

da boi: (it was intense, etc)

Linda: Shhh... don't tell anyone!  it was REALLY worth it... OK i'm a sinner, but i'd sin AGAIN! da boi... da boi.. where ARE YOU? come here with me it's nice and warm and not too HOT... well Yeah someday i'll get to Heaven, but for now... i've got those hot MEMORIES... Shhh... Don't Tell anyone!

El Fer: Purgatory... a temporary suffering for TOO MUCH WINE & SEX... spam, or ham... it's HOT but not as hot as it could be... Django... can't even jam with Louise and Josephine...we should have spent more time looking at you, instead of watching news... and lamps... your eyes are so PURE... The Sky's so BLUE... for fools like you and me... it has to be a CURE... YOUR EYES ARE SO PURE... THE SKY'S SO BLUE... for fools like you and me it has to be a cure... FOR TOO MUCH WINE & SEX...

Choir: Oh Yeah!

da boi: Worth it was!! Worth it was! WOOOOOOO!!!!

EL FER & da boi: for Fools... like you and me.. it as to be.. PURE

da boi: you see! WELL

El FER & da boi: for TOO MUCH WINE & SEX!

Linda: SHHH... don't tell anyone!

da boi: WELL.. Too much WINE & SEX!

EL FER: for too much wine and sex...

Linda: Bella, bella..eh si' non me lo dimentico piu' e si',  si', lo rifarei...sono una peccatrice e ci voglio stare in purgatorio perche' quel peccato e' state BELLISSIMO!!
(English: Beautiful..beautiful..yeah I'll never forget it..and yes..I'd do it again..I'm a sinner and I'll stay in Purgatory if I have to because that sin was amazing!!!)

Linda: yeah so... i'm in purgatory... and even if i stayed here for hundred years or more... i won't forget that RIDE... and listen... SHHH... don't tell anyone... it was REALLY WORTH IT... OK???

da boi: Worth it it WAS!  Worth it it WAS! wooooohooo hooo!!

(Bobby wails)

Choir: Oh Yeahhhh.... oh yeahhh, etc...

da boi: worth it it was... etc..

(big ending)

FIN
***********************
Written by derinho/Garcin/Gambino/Gilbert
Produced by da boi derinho
Executive Producer Sam Schnieders
In Memory of Chic McKnicknix (RIP)
(All Rights Reserved 2021)

Purgatorio (SHH 2 Much Wine & Sex)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Lead and Backing Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Piano, Percussion
Vincent Pablo - Lead and Rhythm Electric Guitar, Backing Vocals
Andrew Austin - Bass
Throdgie Baby - Backing Vocals
Fernando Garcin - Cameo
Linda Gambino - Cameo
Angela T. - Cameo
And:
Chic Mcknicknix (RIP) - Cameo
With:
Wave Deckl - Drums
Sour Dweezil - Electric Guitar (Power Chords)
Chris Walken - Percussion
*****************

WONDERLAND OVERTURE

Chic: "We were goin' for a drive... my producer, da boi derinho... my heart was racing... i had this paranoid feeling, etc... what's goin' on???

WLCY Weather DJ: "Time now for the answer guy... etc..."

Fernando: "We Road Rage it downtown... we get roasted all around... and you know
what that gets you?... upside your head..."

(Maloa Warriors start to play... ) 

Era un mondo tutto incantato!

Linda: "Adoravo quelle storie quando ero piccola..Alice Nel Paese Delle Meraviglie e quell’altra Attraverso Lo Specchio...

Era un mondo tutto incantato!"

If You Follow the White Rabbit
Down the hole and thru the door
Into that world of possible
Where nothing is a bore...

You will meet that Mad Hatter
And a smiling Cat too..
They will show you the way
A Land beyond what's true...

Era un mondo tutto incantato!

I Wish i could stay with you
In this magic place...
Alas i must return to the real world
My own space... real world my own space...

Era un mondo tutto incantato!

If you Dine with the March Hare
And dance with Tweedle Dee...
Go on and laugh with the Dormouse, honey...
In the land of make believe

When you see the Queen of Hearts
Your head begins to spin...
Don't let her royal majesty 
Bring you down or take you in...

Era un mondo tutto incantato!

Take you in... Take you in...

Era un mondo tutto incantato!

We wake up in your room
Explored realities
Left was down, Right was up
A true absurdity... A True Absurdity

Era un mondo tutto incantato!

WLCY DJ: NO, YES, NO, And NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!

Angela T: "I was in a field, i saw a rhino... next thing i know... I'm dreaming i have no head!"

FIN
****************
Written by "da boi" derinho
Produced and Arranged by "da boi" derinho
(2023 All Rights Reserved)

Wonderland Overture (A True Absurdity)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Andrew Austin - Bass
Vincent Pablo - Lead and Rhythm Electric Guitars
Throdgie Baby - Vocals
With:
Handsome Harry- Drums 
Chris Walken - Percussion
Marcel Marceau - Backing Vocals
Special Guest Star: 
David Namerow - Congas
*********************
ONE SUMMER'S AIR (She's Outa Sight)

Follow Rabbit down the hole...
Discover a whole new world...

Alice's Adventure's call
Just get small that's all
Realize no dream
There's a world unseen

Follow Rabbit down the hole...
Discover a whole new...

The March Hare the Mad Hatter too
Throwing a party for me and you
Just make believe that it will be all right
Dancing with Alice, she's... outa sight...

Down The Rabbit Hole!

The March Hare the Mad Hatter too
Throwing a party for me and you
Just make believe that it will be all right
Dancing with Alice, she's... outa sight..

Down The Rabbit Hole! Down the... Rabbit Hole!

Follow Rabbit down the hole...
Discover a whole new...

Alice's Adventure's call
Just get small that's all
Realize no dream
There's a world unseen

Down The.... Rabbit... HOLE!

(FIN)
**********************
Written by derinho/Kenyon
(2023 All Rights Reserved)
Produced by "da boi" derinho
(Recorded Live at the Isle of Maloa Winter Tanning Tournament 2/20/23)

One Summer's Air (She's Outa Sight Live)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Keys, Percussion
Andrew Austin - Bass
Vincent Pablo - Lead and Rhythm Electric Guitars
Throdgie Baby - Vocals
Linda Gambino - Cameo
Angela T. - Cameo
With:
Wave Deckl - Drums and Drum Programming
Chris Walken - Percussion
Marcel Marceau - Backing Vocals
Special Guest Star: 
Paul Richmond - Drum Intro
*********************
ONE SUMMER'S AIR (Down da Rabbit Hole)

(Needle drops on Scratchy Record as
Paul Richmond starts playing those skins)

Angela: I Was in a Field, I Saw a Rhino

Linda: Questo tipo da boi.... etc...
(Maloa Warriors come in...)

Follow Rabbit down the hole...
Discover a whole new world...

Alice's Adventure's call
Just get small that's all
Realize no dream
There's a world unseen

Follow Rabbit down the hole...
Discover a whole new...

The March Hare the Mad Hatter too
Throwing a party for me and you
Just make believe that it will be all right
Dancing with Alice, she's... outa sight...

Down The Rabbit Hole!

The March Hare the Mad Hatter too
Throwing a party for me and you
Just make believe that it will be all right
Dancing with Alice, she's... outa sight..

Down The Rabbit Hole! Down the... Rabbit Hole!

Follow Rabbit down the hole...
Discover a whole new...

Alice's Adventure's call
Just get small that's all
Realize no dream
There's a world unseen

Down The.... Rabbit... HOLE!

Angela: I was in a field, i saw i rhino, next thing i know i'm dreaming i have no head...

Linda: This guy, da boi, once slipped me something in my drink, i think... but, that's another story...

(FIN)
**********************
Written by derinho/Kenyon
(2023 All Rights Reserved)
Produced by "da boi" derinho

One Summer's Air (Down da Rabbit Hole)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Guitar, Keys, Electronic Drum Kit, Percussion
Professor P-Soop - Bass, Lead & Rhythm Guitar, Keys, Percussion, Vocals
Linda Gambino - Spoken Word, O Sole Mio
With:
Handsome Harry - Drums
Chris Walken - Percussion
And:
The Maloa Men's Choir - Backing Vocals
The Maloa Women's "Opti-Mrs" Club Choir - Backing Vocals
Conducted by Leopold Stochowski
********************
THE MAD HATTER'S TEA
 
Linda (as an Italian Alice who is beside herself singing O Sole Mio): 
Immagina che ti ritrovi in Italia
e stai passeggiando per le strade
in mezzo alla gente 
è quasi primavera
c'è tutto verde e il cielo azzurro
ma è magnifico è magnifico stare qui 
bella questa canzone italiana
è proprio bella!

(Imagine you're in Italy
And you're strolling down the streets 
people all around you
It's almost spring
Green trees and a blue sky 
it's just marvelous
it's marvelous to be here! 
And this Italian song is so beautiful 
So  beautiful!)

Alien Choir: Oh Yeah!

da boi: oh yeah oh yeah!

da boi: Join us at the table

Boi & Prof: Join da Party! Join da Party! Join da Party!

Alien Choir: Oh yeah! OH!

da boi: I was i was (Slippin' into darkness... never sung, just implied)
Oh yeah!

Alien Choir: Oh Yeahhhhhhh

Linda: è proprio bella!

boi & Prof: Join da Party!

Linda: è proprio bella!

Prof (as The Mad Hatter): We’re all a little mad down here, baby 
So if you lose your mind it won’t matter
If you’re free to take tea with me RSVP
Yours truly the Mad Hatter

boi and Aliens: OH YEAHHHHHH!

boi & Prof & Aliens: Join da Party!

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeahhhhhh
(and so on)

FIN
*****************
Written by "da boi" derinho
(All Rights Reserved 2024)
Additional lyrics by Linda Gambino
& David Moore
"O Sole Mio" written by Capurro/Capua/Mazzucchi
Produced by "da boi" derinho

The Mad Hatter's Tea (Join da Party)

Starring:
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Keys, Percussion
Elvis Gonzalez - Vocals
Sour Dweezil- Lead Guitar
Written by McDonald/Salter
Produced by "da boi"

SoulFlower

Where is The Love? (Maloa Guey)

Starring:
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, All Instruments
Written by Matthewman/Adu
Produced by "da boi" derinho

Paradise (Maloa Guey)

Starring:
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Keys, Percussion, Loops
Throdgie Baby - Vocals, Keys
Sam DieAgo - Keys, Strings
Tom Hedrick - Bass, Various Instruments
Written by derinho/Kenyon
Produced by "da boi" derinho

Le Ronca El Mango (Maloa Guey)

Starring:
"da boi" derinho - Guitar, Keys, Percussion, Loops
Fernando Garcin - Vocals
Written by derinho/Garcin
Produced by "da boi" derinho

Plegaria 709 (The Abstract Truff Part 2)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho, Fernando Garcin
written by Garcin/derinho
produced by "da boi" derinho

Drano Shepherds On Lysol Vs. The Arachnids From Uranus

The Secret Fields (Maloa Arkestra Album Cut)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - All Instruments
Dawn Flude - Vocals
Written and Produced by "da boi" derinho

Lysol (Da Blue Kine)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi", Throdgie Baby and others
Written and Produced by "da boi" derinho

Stoned SoulFlower Picnic

Seed Sowing Mind Blowing

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho
Chic McknickNix
Linda Gambino
Written and Produced by "da boi" derinho

La Voluttuosa Commedia

Chic's BoDonkaboogie (Useximan Take)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Guitar, Bass, Keys, Percussion, Vocals
Chic McKnicknix - Lead Guitar, Keys, Vocals
With:
Linda Gambino- Cameo Vocal
Wave Deckl - Drums
Chris Walken - Percussion
Marcel Marceau - Vocal Shouts
And:
The Mixed Choir of Maloa
Conducted by Leopold Stokowski 
*******************************
CHIC'S ROAD RAGE (U SEDUCE ME)

boi: oh man, every time Chic drives me somewhere... he gets road rage... I better get some stuff to calm him down... I hope he brings Linda... I better get my guitar...

Chic: we were going for a drive... my producer, da boi derinho... we were getting HIGH... we had a lot of paraphernalia... all over the back of the car... small pipes, bongs, cigarette rolling papers...

Linda: when you PLAY.. U SEDUCE me...

Female alien: oh my God.. baby...

Linda: when you PLAY... U Seduce me...

Female alien: oh my God...

Linda: U seduce me... U seduce me...

Enter Musicians and Choir...

Linda U Seduce Me...

Music plays...

Choir: Ah ah ah AHHH!!!

Linda: when you PLAY... U Seduce Me...
**********************************
Written by derinho/McKnicknix (2017 all rights reserved)
Produced by "da boi" derinho

Chic's Road Rage (U Seduce Me)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Guitar, Organ
Chic McKnicknix - Guitar, Cameo Vocal
Dour Dweezil - Lead Guitar
Special Guest:
Lilliane Zilli - Vocals
with:
Linda Gambino - Cameo Vocal
Angela Terace - Cameo Vocal
Wave Deckl - Drums
Haywood Giablomi - Bass
Carry Hayne Wasey - Organ
Chris Walken - Percussion
And:
The Maloa String Quartet and The Maloa Tabernacle Choir conducted by Leopold Stokowski
************************
THE OCTOGENARIAN PARAKEET PRIVATE PARTY
(CROSSWALK TOODLE-OO)

(curtain opens)

Chic: (while playing his axe) sit right back… and get HIGH… with weed… and your friends…

da boi robot clone: am i your friend chic??

Chic: i'm going to tell you a story about… the spliff… and the riff… we were going for a drive…

Linda: it's gotta be a private party, right Derek?  'cause… i don't want anything else… you know?

(parakeets singing)

Lilliane Zilli: (performing "O Del Mio Dolce Ardor")

da boi robot clone: that's the most beautiful voice i've ever heard… is that some kind of Siren?  enchanting me??

Choir and Maloa Warriors enter

Choir: Oh Yeah!

da boi robot clone: oh yeah!

Linda: it's gotta be a private party, right Derek?

da boi robot clone: oh yeah…

da boi and Choir: more oh yeahs… ; )))

Linda: it's gotta be a private party, right Derek?  'cause i don't want anything else, you know?  it's gotta be a private party, Derek, etc…

da boi and Choir: more oh yeahs… 

(Dour continues to wail)

Linda: (Lilliane singing in the background) D'amico solo tua… solo tua, Derek… voglio essere solo tua… 'cause i don't want anything else, you know?

Lilliane: more "O Del Mio Dolce…"

ATT: look mom!  it's that rhino…  (curtain closes)

FIN
*************************
Written by da boi derinho 
(2017 All Rights Reserved)
"O Del Mio Dolce Ardor" by C. W. Gluck
Produced by da boi

The Octogenarian Parakeet Private Party (Crosswalk Toodle - Oo)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Grand Piano, Keys, Percussion
Sam DieAgo - Fender Rhodes, Synth, Keys
Chic Mcknicknix - Lead Guitar
Linda Gambino - Italian Rhino Talk
With:
Barry McCockener - Drums
Verdine "Mango" Rhinehardt - Bass
Special Guests:
"Dials" Mavis - Trumpet
The Love Unlimited Orchestra - Conducted by Leopold Stokowski
********************************
CHIC & DEEZ DOWNTOWN DETOUR

Chic: Hey Man, are you baked?

Linda: Io, un rinoceronte lo vorrei conoscere
           E’ un animale così grande che fa paura
           E’ così tosto..è tosto no??
           Voglio dire..immagina un rinoceronte che ti corre dietro

Alien DJ: the smoothest place on the radio... etc...

Maloa Warriors: begin to play

Chic: Hey man, are you baked?

Linda: Mamma mia fa paura no??
           Mamma mia ..io correrei come una pazza
           Lontano lontano lontano ..e questo rinoceronte che ti segue
           Mamma mia..non si può fare…

            (Love Unlimited start to play)
            
            ("Dials" starts to blow)

Chic: We smoked a large blunt...
          Hey Man... are ya baked?  Are ya baked?

Linda:  Io, un rinoceronte lo vorrei conoscere
            E’ un animale così grande che fa paura
            E’ così tosto..è tosto no??
            Voglio dire..immagina un rinoceronte che ti corre dietro
            ...un rinoceronte... guarda che...

Chic: Hey Man, are you baked?

Linda: Io, un rinoceronte lo vorrei conoscere
           E’ un animale così grande che fa paura
           E’ così tosto..è tosto no??
           Voglio dire..immagina un rinoceronte che ti corre dietro
           ...un rinoceronte.. guarda che...          
           Mamma mia fa paura no??
           Mamma mia ..io correrei come una pazza
           Lontano lontano lontano ..e questo rinoceronte che ti segue
           Mamma mia..non si può fare…

Alien DJ #2: Smooth 98.7... etc

(FIN)
********************************
Written by derinho/Schnieders
Produced by "da boi" derinho
(2018 All Rights Reserved)

Chic & Deez Downtown Detour (RU Baked?)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Guitar, Keys, Percussion
Throdgie Baby - Vocals, Electric Piano, Celesta, Vibes, Keys
Cringey Man - Vocals, Guitar
Bobby Gilbert - Lead Guitar
Barbie K. Cameo Vocal
Linda Gambino - Cameo Vocal
with:
Handsome Harry - Drums
Haywood Giablomi - Bass
Chris Walken - Percussion
Stardog Guava - Vocal Shouts
Thelonious Funk - Vocal Shouts
The Maloa String Ensemble - conducted by Leopold Stokowski
************************
JUST LIKE A LOVER (PART TWO)

(Phone rings)

da boi: Hello?

ATT: You got a better chance of seeing God... what? are you kidding me?

Linda: I went to Africa one day, and... rhino talk... etc

da boi: Hello?

ATT: Yeah, Right, etc...

(Piano strains of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot")

Linda: more rhino talk...

da boi: Hello?

ATT: in your dreams, rhino... (snickers)

Linda: He's a big and strong animal, etc...

da boi: Hello?

ATT: Such a dopey rhino...

Alien: That's not funny...

Alien #2: ahh...

(Bobby starts playing with the Maloa Warriors)

da boi: Hello?  Hello?

ATT: you have GOT to be kidding me... Dream on, etc...

Alien #3: What?

ATT: not in this lifetime, etc... in your dreams da boi... fairy tale...

The Magneto Flobe: Just like a lover!
                   She talks to me like some lovers do
                   She talks to me just like a lover!
                   But she don't say the things i want her to

Aliens: uh huh, what, etc..

Barbie K.: derinho, sometimes, I think I'm going mad.. etc..

Alien: that's right...

Barbie K.: going mad, going mad...

The Magneto Flobe: Just like a lover!
                   She talks to me like some lovers do
                   She talks to me just like a lover!
                   But she don't say the things i want her to

ATT: in your dreams da boi

Aliens: uh huh, etc.

The Magneto Flobe: Now i don't want to be
                   her backup jester
                   doin' my routine
                   just to impress her
                   i know she'll never find
                   no one fresher... than me

                   Just like a lover!
                   She talks to me like some lovers do
                   She talks to me just like a lover! (ATT: in your dreams daboi)
                   But she don't say the things i want her to
                   She talks to me ooh ooh oooooh
                   It's what it is it's what it is... (Bobby keeps wailing)

                   Now i don't want to be
                   her backup jester
                   doin' my routine
                   just to impress her
                   i know she'll never find
                   no one fresher... than me
                   She's like a lover ooh ooh oooh, etc...
                   It's what it is... it's what it is...
                   She talks to me ooh ooh ooh...

ATT: fairy tales can come true... but not for you.

da boi: Hello?

Automated Operator: we're sorry but the number you have dialed is not in service at this time...
(FIN)
***************************
Written by "da boi" derinho
Produced by da boi 
(All Rights Reserved 2018)

Just Like A Lover (Part Two Ft. The Magneto Flobe & Bobby Gilbert)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Bass, Guitars, Keys, Percussion
Sam DieAgo - Fender Rhodes, All Saxes, Clavinet, Synths
With:
Wave Deckl - Drums
Chris Walken - Percussion
Marcel Marceau - Vocal Shouts
And Special Guest:
Linda Gambino - Cameo Vocal
****************************
AWARENESS VARIATION (Sammy's Shift In Consciousness)

Linda: When you play… you seduce me… that's the thing… that's why i like you… 

Alien DJ: Smooth 98.7… Tampa Bay's place to relax and unwind

Alien #2: 123… 4!!

(Maloa Warriors begin to play… and seduce…)

Da boi: Consciousness Shift!  Consciousness!

Linda; when you play you seduce me…

Da boi: play you seduce me… play you seduce me

Da boi: Consciousness Shift!! Consciousness! Consciousness!

Da boi: Play you seduce me… play you seduce me

(Sam - Rhodes solo)

Linda: When you play you seduce me

Da boi; play play!

Da Boi: Consciousness Shift!  Consciousness!  Consciousness!, etc.

(Sam Rhodes solo)

Da Boi: Consciousness Shift!!  etc, etc...

Linda: when you play… you seduce me…
 
(FIN)
*********************
Written by derinho/Schnieders (2019 all rights reserved)
Engineered by da boi derinho
Produced by da boi derinho
Executive Producer Sam Schnieders

Quantum Chronology Consciousness

Awareness Variation (Sammy's Shift In Consciousness)

Awareness Variation

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Bass, Keys, Percussion
Chic Mcknicknix - Vocals, Lead Guitar, Guitars
Dour Dweezil - Guitar
With:
Pamela Anderson - Drums, Vocals
"Sickie" Nixx - Backing Vocals
Heather Locklear - Moaning
Chris Walken - Percussion
***************************
CRUE ZIN WITH CHIC & D

Chic: We Smoked... a large blunt

(Alien groupie moans...)

Chic : Puff... puff.. puffity... etc.

da boi and Chorus: Upside yo' head... Upside yo' head... whoa oh...

da boi: Chic... chic!

(Chic begins to wail)

da boi: Hey, Chic Baby!  Hey, Chic baby!

(Alien groupie continues to moan...)

da boi: Upside yo' head!  Upside yo' head... oh ohhhhhhhh...

da boi: Hey, Chic Baby!  Hey, Chic Baby!

Chic: Smoking' weed, you know... dysfunctional gov't police... etc... I was high...

(FIN)
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Written by da boi derinho
(All Rights Reserved 2019)
Produced by da boi derinho

Crue Zin With Chic & D

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Bass, Piano, Keys, Percussion
Chic Mcknicknix - Vocals, All Guitars
"Wave" Deckl - Drums
Marcel Marceau - Vocal Snips
Chris Walken - Percussion
with:
Lilliane Zilli - Cameo Vocal
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PEOPLE R US (SHE SEZ TO MAKE IT FUNKY)

Chic: the lifetime of ten to the negative ten exotic particles is typical of
         excited humans… they quickly emit their stored energy…

Ambiguously Male Alien #1: Make it Funky!

Female identifying Alien #2: There's something about this beat!

Chic:  She reached down… she reached down… they quickly emit their stored
          energy…

"da boi" - Oh… Ohhhh

Alien #1 - Make it Funky!

"da boi" - She Says to… (Alien #2 there's something about this beat) She Says
                to… make it funky…

Alien #1 - Make it funky!

Chic:  They quickly emit their stored energy…

Alien #1 - Make it funky!

"da boi" - She says to…

Chic:  She reached down… for the GEAR SHIFT!

Alien #2 - i think i've heard of him… what's his name? did you get his
                 number?

Dominant Male Alien #3 - Hit it!

               (Chic's magical axe comes in…)

"da boi" - ugh

Alien #3 - hit it… hit it… hit it…

"da boi" - She says to…

Chic:  they quickly emit their stored energy…

"da boi" - she says to…

Alien #2 - there's something about this beat…

Alien #1 - Make it funky!

"da boi" - She says to… (hit it)… She says to… (hit it)… make it funky… She
                says to… Chic!… (what's his name?)…

                 (Chic begins to wail away!)

Alien #3 - Hit it!

"da boi" - She says to…

Chic:  nuclear megaton… proton mass…

Alien #2 - i think i've heard of him… there's something about this beat…

Chic:  they quickly emit their stored energy… (what's his name?)

"da boi" - What's his name? She Says to…

Alien #3 - Hit it… Hit it… Hit it!

"da boi" & Alien - make it funky… she says to… (hit it)… etc…

Alien #2 - did you get his number?

"da boi" - People R Us chant…

Alien #2 - there's something about this beat…

Alien #1 - make it funky…

"da boi" & Alien - She says to… hit it… etc…

Chic:  they quickly emit their stored energy…

Alien #1 - Make it funky!

Alien #2 - What's his name?

"da boi" - SHE SAYS TO…

Lilliane - vocal fade out...

FIN
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Written by "da boi" derinho
(2019 All Rights Reserved)
Produced by "da boi"
"Deep River" trad.
sung by Lilliane Zilli

People R Us (She Sez To Make It Funky)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Bass, Organ, Percussion, Spoken Word
Chic McKnicknix - Lead Guitar, Spoken Word
Dour Dweezil - Guitar
Wave Deckl - Drums
With:
The Maloa Schnabernacle Choir
Conducted by Leopold Stokowski
And Special Cameo Vocal by Lilliane Zilli
************************
ARE U READY 2 ROAD RAGE?

Lilliane: Oh don't you want to travel... etc...

Alien: Get UP!!

Alien #2 BOO... BOO!!

Band enters...

Choir... OH YEAH!! Etc... ahhhhhhhhhh!

Alien: get up...

Chic enters...

Choir... Oh yeah... ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh... etc...

Choir... oh oh oh oh... oh oh oh oh... 

Aliens... BOO!  BOO!

Alien #1: Get Up!

Chic: We Smoked... a large BLUNT... (music becomes mellower, chic and D begin hallucinating)

Alien: Get UP!

Derek: Chic it seems like we never get to our destination... you know, it's like we 
start riding... and you get all crazy... and then we get high... and then we get lost...

Alien BOO!  BOO! (Music gets more frantic)

Choir: Oh Yeah... etc...  (band continues to work out)

Chic: We Smoked... a large BLUNT... (car radio station blares...)

Derek: oh my God... we're here... but where, exactly is "here"... (police helicopter hovers overhead)

(FIN)
****************************
Written by "da boi" derinho
Produced by "da boi" derinho
"Deep River" Trad. Sung by 
Lilliane Zilli

Are U Ready 2 Road Rage (Oh Yeah Part Two)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Bass, Keys, Percussion
Chic Mcknicknix - Lead Guitar (Outro Center), Spoken Word
Dour Dweezil - Guitar (Center)
"Wave" Deckl - Drums
With Special Guest Stars:
Bobby Gilbert - Lead Guitar (Left)
Budd Zunga - Lead Guitar (Right)
And:
Lilliane Zilli - Cameo Vocal
Linda Gambino - Spoken Word
Tom Hedrick - Piano intro
And Introducing:
Peter Wesley Bastone as "Scratch"
Also:
The Maloa Schnabernacle Choir 
Conducted by Leopold Stokowski
****************************
PUSH 'EM DOWN, VIRGIL

Canto I

(Car Radio Blasts… WTMP, etc)

(Tom plays the sweet strains of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot")

Chic; Nice.. scorching hot… etc… That's photo electric, man… i got a calculator… etc… etc…

(An unknown mysterious Siren (Lilliane) sings "I Couldn't Hear Nobody Pray")

Alien: Burst into Flames!

(Band kicks in… as a damned soul cries out in pain)

Choir: Oh yeah…

(Linda talks Italian rhino talk)

(Choir chants)

(Bobby (The Devil's right hand) begins to wail)

The Devil: We welcome you, Chic & D!!!

The Devil's right hand (Bobby) continues to wail.. and gets more intense…

Choir: oh yeah… oh yeah… etc…

Alien Girl: moans of ecstasy or pain?

Canto II

Alien: Burst into Flames!!

The Devil: Chic & D, it's the jungle, baby!!!

(The beat picks up as The Devil's right hand keeps wailing…)

Alien Girl: more moaning and groaning…

Choir: oh yeah… etc…

The Devil's right hand hands the baton to the devil's… other right hand… (Budd Zunga)

Choir: oh yeah!

Canto III

Alien: Burst into Flames!!

The Devil's Other Right Hand continues to wail… 

Choir: Oh yeah!

Alien Girl: moans…

Canto IV

Alien: Burst into Flames!

Scratch: We Welcome you, Chic & D… It's the jungle, baby!

(Chic begins to play while The Devil's Right Hand… and… The Devil's Other Right Hand wail along with him… as we ascend from the depths… to who knows where?)

Choir: Oh yeahs

Alien Girl: moans…

(Music fades)

Chic: Scorching hot… etc… rawrrrr…

Angel: Party people… how ya feelin'???

Siren: singing "i couldn't hear nobody pray"…

(FIN)
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Written by "da boi" derinho
Produced by "da boi" derinho
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" and
"I Couldn't Hear Nobody Pray" both Trad.
All Rights Reserved 2020

Push 'em Down, Virgil (Canto I - IV The Inferno)

Maloa Warriors are the brain child of "da boi" derinho aka Derek Damico... it is as much a philosophy and way of life as it is a musical project... the music is a mixed bag of multi-media funkiness, played by the stellar lineup, brought to you by "da boi"... it is ever changing, and evolving... morphing... "da boi" handles production duties, as well as vocals, guitar, keys, bass, and percussion... featuring the experimental lead guitar stylings of the mysterious Chic McKnickNix RIP... sit back, relax, and let your mind wander to the twists and turns, surprises, and shenanigans!!!!  and be on the look out for the occasional "straight cover" song...  aiiiight... lez do it!

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