"Sometimes it's good to give dogs bones". Kids say this and they're not wrong.

LapDog

A track about stalking cos we've all done it, even if it's just a little bit. It's best done in secret.

Photos of the Staff

One day I will die, and you will too so you'd better leave the world a memento of your existence, lest everyone forget that you ever lived...

I Want To Be Someone When I Die

Some sweet electro pop about hating your latin speaking parents and then discovering that, actually, they're not that bad and that you don't hate them.

Latin Scribe

LapDog - DEMO

The demo for Latin Scribe. Very Belle & Sebastian, if that can be said without automatically complimenting myself. 

Latin Scribe - DEMO

Scramble Eggs - DEMO

A song that didn't make the cut complete with some mouth trumpet. The lyrics were never finalised so don't hold them against me...

Fight For My Right (To Be Moved) - DEMO

This song didn't make the cut either. It's about being a dick and failing to be cool and in those moments that mortally embarrass you you want the world to end. Unfortunately they still keep happening - if anything they seem to get worse.

Maybe Tomorrow - DEMO

Another demo - not sure this will ever get developed into a full song - it's about growing older and deciding whether you're happy with the course your life is taking - it's also recognising that we're all responsible for that course, you make your own luck and all that. I don't believe in fate.

Mammoeth