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Death by Glamour (c) Toby Fox
Miley Cyrus v Joan of Arc (c) ERB

Epic Rap Battles of Glamour

Epic Rap Battles Of CORE

thelostnarrator as Rainbow Dash
Zack as Black Star

Mixed by Zack and Fle (Black Star)
Written by SkeepTieel, Zack and VinnyO

Black☆Star
Time to shake up the competition! A fly guy Bests a Young Flyer
Because I’m reckless to perfection when I wanna Spit-fire
I’m Free to Flight to the Finish without batting a Demon Eye-lid
Cause your series’ Generation’s more of a zombie than Sid
I’m the biggest Star out there! My, you’ve got Little in your title
A Skittles mascot who’s Loyalty’s anything but unbridled
Rainbow’s temper is Blazing; I’ve got soul and skill of high caliber
You’re more of a lame-looking pompous self-centered fool than Excalibur
I’ll be sure to take shots at you, Kid, finish you with a direct hit
Think you can spit? I’ll Speed Star at speeds that surpasses your limits!
I’m serving Charismatic Justice! I sure will Daring Do step to this
EG-like brash Hasbro cash-horse, and that stands for egotistic

Rainbow Dash:
When I spit, it’s more than autographs leaving marks on your body
You’re just a smug little kid standing in the Shadow Star of Tsubaki
Your mind’s up in the clouds, and this is my place of residence 
You’re a Soul Menace, whose spirit breaks easily like your Resonance 
Leave you dead like the Star Clan, your assassin rules don’t have meaning
So don’t even try to spit a verse when you can’t even control your breathing
With one swift kick, I’ll destroy you like your confidence, so feeble
This Star should probably stick with its tradition of being a Force of Evil

Black☆Star
I could let one thing become bigger than me, but your mouth’s nothin’ to be proud about
I’m still higher than this Cloudsdale fail, who justifies looking a gift horse in the mouth
The Madness is taking over, that or I see Kishin Egg-heads vividly 
Face it, it’s the end of your winning streak and what’s left of your dignity

Rainbow Dash
You put the ass in assassin, cause all you act is brain-dead
Defeated by a Maka Chop and you call ME the Kishin Egg-head
So go hide behind a smoke bomb, I can still see through your tricks, see?
Staged win, illeist shtick? Man, you remind me of Trixie!
No defense for this bent adolescent with no common-sense
With rhymes that self-absorb to himself as if he were his Soul’s Wavelength
I’m Harshwhinn-ing, you’re a sore loser who’s not cut to his profession
Lost Yourself and this battle, the Path of the slob’s where you’re headin’

Black☆Star vs Rainbow Dash. Season 3, Wave 1

~THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BATTLE BEFORE THIS ONE. THIS AUDIO WAS DONE SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE IT.~

CAST:
Gorilla Grodd: Titanium1208
Winston: Svettori
Athena: Tiffany Witcher

LYRICS:
Gorilla Grodd:
This King will rise, while you’re way past your prime
Let me get into your mind, maybe teach you how to rhyme
I’m a master in crime, barred none I’ll assure you
Face me in a brawl? This chimp doesn’t deserve to!
For I already killed a Brain and turned it to spam
Your loss will be so horrific, it won’t be shown on kill cam
Counter Strike and TF2? How many others will you copy?
Your head must be scrambled if you thought that you could top me!

Athena:
Winston, your rhyming skills are through the roof

Winston:
And that’s why this enemy won’t tell me what to do
You think you’re powerful with your mind control?
Soon you’ll learn how much damage you’ve attoled
I have the knowledge to manipulate time
 Your brain powers can’t manipulate a good rhyme!
Beaten so many times, but I’ve got more pity
For all the apes you’ve got trapped up in your city!
My intellect will outmatch you in any dispute
While you are nothing more than an oversized brute
You’re filled with rage, while science should be the precedence!
Sorry, but I think Earth’s had enough crappy Presidents

Gorilla Grodd:
Six seconds to cooldown? (Heh) I’ve got infinite rage (Raa)
And I can see that you’re a novice, only telling by your age
I’ve been known for years, you’re a fad that won’t go far
And with those disses so defective, you’ll end up like Solovar
With primates, I’m the prime, mate, you know Grodd is greater
Thrash this trashbag and leave you like your creator
This Giant hooligan’s so Gentle he’d lose HP with a touch
Like I did with Africa, I’ll rule Over- on your -Watch
Such a disgrace you didn’t back your own race
Turned a blind eye and put some glasses on your face
Can’t you see when it comes to leaders, there ain’t no other
So watch me eat through this competition like it was peanut butter

Winston:
Over the years, you have claim to uphold neanderthals
But it seems you haven’t even defeated one in a brawl
I do not accept you as the leader of our species
Because with you, we’d be back to throwing our own feces
Instead of following Injustice of an Ego defiance
Let’s lead to a peaceful era, with the power of science
Cause without my Primal Rage, I still come out strong
As i’m the greatest ape in gaming since Donkey Kong
With your pea brain there’s no doubt you struggle with your feelings
And I have no doubts that you’ll surely need healing!

Gorilla Grodd:
Alright, so you’re really gonna do this?
Just wait til your face faces off my Legion of Doomfist
Capturing Flags and Protecting trucks are your pathetic duties
It’s no wonder all your fans prefer to stare at Tracer’s booty

Winston:
Says the love-triangle of a giant and mistress from hell
Compared to your sorry ass, I’d say my life is pretty swell
Heroes Never Die Grodd so go head back to the savannah
When I visit your cell, perhaps I’ll bring you a banana!

Written by: Vladimyr P., Honeycombs 96, Seth, Dragonsblood23, thelegion, Tkid

Winston VS Gorilla Grodd - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 8

This was originally planned to be the fifth battle, but due to casting issues the second and fifth battle have switched places on the schedule. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

CookieSaurus as XJ-9
Eddie as Mighty No. 9

XJ-9:

It’s Jenny.
And I reckon that Beck will be coming second
‘Gainst a force to be reckoned with, best you in a nanosecond
Even Sheldon’s more threatening to me than your wreck of a weapon
Tried to Vexus but your over-Xel-ously ended up deceptive
Wanting to gain my rap skills? That’s no reason to Kickstart a fight!
It’s clear you were screwed loose from the start - under black or greenlight
Go Cryosphere me a river and short circuit! No money back
At any AcXelerate you know i’m a-head on this track
I can’t ig-Nora Raggedy Android - who’s mascot of a Brand… ish
I’m Calling out your stolen Comcept repackaged as Mega Man’s kin
Bringing the cam-pain to a foe Mezmer-izing and fueling fake fans
It’s a Sibling Tsunami when I leave SANDA in my Wake, man!
                                              
Mighty No. 9:
 
I’ll leave you crying like it’s prom night - lest you use Sheldon to show off
He’s stooped so low that my foe is now a MILF As A Teenage Robot
You can proceed with Call Hating but we’re with CherryDyn, on top!
At least I actually made money! You were a commercial flop
You’re in need of a Hostile Makeover (Ha!) Better Tuck and cover
When you’re dismantled, your ReXelection would be quite the Cluster
I’d say this Monkey ain't so Wise despite her use of the Trinity
Prepare for a Future Shock because it would take years to finish me            
The strength of a million men seems hidden in this XJW
Your followers seem to love screening your chest - like your mother’s news
You walk among your League Of Legends as Robot Boy’s Krust-y Cousin
Nick nicked you of you show and Nick Yu nicked you of your win

XJ-9:

You got thousands of people to fund a game that is lifeless
But thinking you could beat me as a stretch goal is priceless
I squash bugs your game is riddled with! Surpassed by your labrats!
You’ll have nothing to show and tell when I take you for Masterclass!

Mighty No. 9:

You Are The Robot - thus you lack humane behaviour
But you should be avid in my philosophy: it’s a no-brainer!
Their Neighbour Was A cool Teenage Robot - before the redesign
Now a Silver Shell of her former self - Megaman X-J-9

Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

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