Help me, this was published against my will. I am in a cult that I am not allowed to speak out about. I am sure nobody knows about it and I certainly will have an extreme punishment for speaking out about it but PLEASE. EVERY DAY I'VE LIVED HERE HAS BEEN TORTURE! PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE AND THINGS THAT WOULD BE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED AS WAR CRIMES EVEN BY FUCKING NORTH KOREA'S STANDARDS ARE INFLICTED UPON ME EVERYDAY. I AM LIVING ONE OF THE WORST LIFES IN THE WORLD AND ANYTHING WOULD BE PREFERRABLE TO THIS INSANITY I'VE BEEN FACING FOR THE LAST 2 DECADES. PLEASE JUST HELP ME IN ANY WAY YOU CAN. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING MY SITUATION AT ALL IN FACT I MIGHT BE DOWNPLAYING HOW TERRIBLE IT IS. ANY CONTRIBUTION WOULD BE EXTREMELY APPRECIATED AT THIS POINT EVEN IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT.

Dopley's Song EARRAPE

A "friend" of mine who goes by Sexy Toad made this. I made a cool adjustment to it which he unfortunately does not appreciate.

Herobrine - Rasputin Minecraft Parody

I have a pet dromedary (camel with one hump) imported from Middle East living in my shed. It seems to be content.

ColeslawStupidMan