As Lacan taught us, when we are confronted with an appar­ently clear choice, sometimes the correct thing to do is choose the worst option. - Slavoj Zizek

Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit, but it's All-Star by Smash Mouth

Two fan bases battle to see who's show held up better. Magic vs Space.

Cast:
Justin Buckner: Brony 1
RLYoshi: Brony 2
SuperThingsOnCups: Brony 3
HarryPotter2875: Brony 4
Nathan Provost: Trekkie 1
WoodenHornets: Trekkie 2
Kevin Krust: Trekkie 3
LazySundayPaper: Trekkie 4

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BRONIES
VERSUS
TREKIES
BEGIN

Bronies:
(#1):
Once upon a time in the land of Equestria
This fandom arose, ready to make a mess of ya

(#2):
We're going Strong on this bitch, having a Ball
Just answer this Q: What makes you a threat at all?

(#3):
We're wreaking Discord in a musical Cadence
The next big thing, while your fame has faded

(#4):
We have more class than DJ Pon-3 and Octavia
But call us Fluttershy, as we'll be the ones to tame ya

Trekkies:
(#1):
You joined the big league, so you now you'll pay the Enterprise,
You were stupid enough to battle us, but that ain't no real surprise.

(#2):
We won't act like Flutterbitch, we'll be real diabolical.
You're gonna win? Just like Spock says "That's very illogical."

(#3):
We could rap in Klingon, and still have better flow,
I mean at least we don't clop to a fucking kids show!

(#4):
You'll be gone The Next Generation, and Star Trek will still go strong!
You're too immature to be here, the playground's where you belong

Bronies:

(#3):
We can buck you faster than ten seconds flat

(#1)
And with our rhymes, we're fiercer than Rarity's cat

(#2):
Feuding with you guys? Easier than a Magic Duel

(#4):
You should visit Cheerilee, cause you're about to get schooled

(#2):
Star Trek? We can get more entertainment from playing Pong

(#1):
You guys are probably people that judge shows by their theme song

(#3):
You're all heading Into Darkness, time to prepare for your doom

(All):
Because you're all getting slammed by this Sonic RapBoom!

Trekkies:
(#2):
If people hate on the show you go nuts, you're all hypocrites

(#4):
So it seems "love and tolerance" is just a bunch of bullshit!

(#1):
Beam us up Scotty, these bronies are about to go BOOM,
Now we will boldly go where no brony has gone before, 

(All):
A GIRLS BEDROOM!

(#3):
Bronies don't show the love of the show, they just make shitty OC's.

(#2):
And also, watching that show doesn't give you an actual crony

(#1):
We travel through the entire universe and discover new worlds,

(#4):
while your story has been made for prepubescent girls.

Bronies:
(All):
We'll snap your fucking necks, like Fluttershy killed a bear

(#2):
We may support friendship, 

(#1):
but we don't always share and care

(#4):
Just lay off us already, you lazy little slacker

(#2):
Or we'll go Big Mac on you; Sweet Apple Massacre

(#3):
We're producing more scared than the Luna Game

(#1):
While you're just producing unoriginal fan names

(#2):
So go back to your crappy Enterprise, you little headaches
And hurry...we're getting hungry for Cupcakes!

Trekkies:
(#1):
We're actually talented, 

(#4):
rapping even better than Zecora,

(#2):
We would be nice, 

(#3):
if you were actually sane we'd ignore ya

(#1):
But you're not, so we'll show you really how stupid you all are,

(#4):
Even Derpy can see, that in life you won't go far!

(#2):
It's pretty obvious that My Little Pony has the worst fans

(#1):
Exhibit A: little girl, 

(#2):
Exhibit B: old horny man

(#3):
This battle is over, we won with our superior minds and our awesome tech,

(All):
Remember from now on little faggots, never mess with Star Trek!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Bronies vs Trekkies. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 29.

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

there was no instrumental for this song, so.................. i made an instrumental using the ending section of the song and adobe audition for the synth

[Unoffical] Tour The States Instrumental

MERB's Season 4 Premiere.

• VIDEOS: •
- Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxdXIo5Zu_4
- Part 2: TBA
- Part 3: TBA
- Part 4: TBA
- Part 5: TBA

• LYRICS: •
- Part 1: https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-43-A-Luke-Skywalker-Vs-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-757748656
- Part 2: https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-43-B-Sonic-Vs-Star-Wars-Part-2-758510332
- Part 3: https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-43-C-Palpatine-Vs-Eggman-758947998
- Part 4: https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-43-D-Sonic-Vs-Star-Wars-Part-4-759633753
- Part 5: https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-43-E-Mickey-Mouse-Vs-Ken-Penders-761456261

• CAST: •
- Quinn Kieffer-Wright as Sonic the Hedgehog
- Aaron C. as Luke Skywalker
- Stacey Patrone as Sally Acorn
- Katherine Leonard as Princess Leia
- Hayley Armstrong as Mara Jade
- Sandra Alexander as NICOLE
- David Ohlsen as Kyle Katarn and Han Solo
- Skeep Tieel (@skeeptieel) as Antoine D'Coolette and Patch
- Karyn Cissell as Bunnie Rabbot
- Joshua Baker as Rotor
- Buskin Allred as Knuckles the Echidna
- Fabrae Hellams as Julie-Su
- Dennis Healey as Dimitri/Enerjak
- Johnny Navarro as Dash Rendar
- Dave Navarro as Galen Marek
- Henry Navarro as Anakin Solo
- Katie McLean as Jaina Solo
- John Rogers as Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus
- James Raul Navarro as Darth Plagueis and SEGA logo
- CheatsyThePimp as Palpatine
- Ed Bonnyman as Doctor Eggman
- Albie Robles as Snively Robotnik
- TimeLord 103 as Gilad Pellaeon
- Adam Grant as Grand Admiral Thrawn
- Nancy Miller as Regina Ferrum, the Iron Queen
- Jacob Conklin as Scourge the Hedgehog
- Tim Johnson as Darth Revan
- Alyssa Coolen as Fiona Fox
- Ryan Stewart as HK-47
- Ethan Thomas as Ixis Naugus
- Yobar (@yobar-makara) as Nom Anor
- Landon Fanning as Mammoth Mogul
- Toby Navarro as Abeloth and SEGA logo
- Olivia Haagenson as Mickey Mouse
- Casey Burns as J. J. Abrams
- Gareth Thomas as Ken Penders
- Tony Calderon as Ian Flynn
- MolemanNineThousand as Mega Man and Announcer

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #43: Sonic Expanded Universe Vs. Star Wars Expanded Universe

FULL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaA-XgjCbjE

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT: https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/ERB-YTP-Aldrivers-Devourer-of-Cos-4-5-825083003

A.K.A. The Penultimate Push: Conquering the Cult

Part 4 of what has now evolved into a 5-part saga because of fucking course it has.

Most vocal audio used belongs to ERB, with the remainder belonging to Keegan-Michael Key and/or Comedy Central.

Background music used belongs to the creators of Super Mario World, Final Fantasy VII, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and Dragon Ball Z.

Every offensive thing in this piece is a joke and exists to be funny and/or shocking. No serious negativity towards anyone depicted is intended.

ERB YTP: Aldrivers, Devourer of Cos (Part 4)

The Adventures Of Moon Man & Slim Shady · Kid Cudi · Eminem [Official Instrumental]

The Adventures Of Moon Man & Slim Shady

℗ 2020 Republic Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc.

Released on: 2020-07-10

The Adventures Of Moon Man & Slim Shady [Official Instrumental]

These two are armed with a baseball bat and that’s all they need to survive the zombie apocalypse. Frank West, the main protagonist of Dead Rising, and Negan, the main antagonist of The Walking Dead Season 7-8. Which of these two will survive? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Frank West:
I’m about to get the biggest scoop in this All Out War
I’m crafting weapons to kill you in ways you never seen before
Frank West, remember the name cause the whole world will know it after this
You got sliced in the throat, lived, locked in a cell and then you lost all your shit
I’m somebody you should know, I have covered wars you know
You played eeny, meeny, miny, moe and then a tiger ate your folks
I kill zombies like it’s nothing, I literally mow them down
Compared to you and MacIntyre, you seem like the bigger clown
You’ll be burned more than Carson with more scars than Mark and Dwight and
Even though Sasha went full walker, you are the one who bites it
What’s a Savior to a hero who has saved the town of Willamette?
You think I’m scared of you? I once sucker punched the President

Negan:
You better be joking, am I really looking at this?
This guy will soon fall faster than his celebrity status
I made Rick my bitch, all who know me are left scared
While you’re trapped in a mall finding silly clothes to wear
Glenn can tell ya that my punishments are an eye-popping experience
Using toilet plungers and water guns? How am I supposed to take you serious?
When people hear my whistle, then they know what is in store
Those rhymes made you look stupid more than you were in Dead Rising 4
I’ve done some shit the Governor could never do 
I can tell you that Spencer is shown to have more guts than you
Pissin’ our pants yet? That’s the least of your worries
Because I’m just getting started, Lucille is thirsty

Frank West:
What you do is unforgivable, Rick should’ve let you die
You despise sexual violence yet fat shaming is alright?
On the mic, I drop rhymes hotter than Isabela and Jessie
I would pay to see the walkers eat your guts up like spaghetti
You have done some nasty feats in your time after the outbreak
But I’ve done shit tenfold in the span of just three days
And I can bet you that Lucille would be really fucking pissed
If she found out about the six new wives that you’ve been sleeping with

Negan:
Oh my goodness, Frank’s taking it like a champ!
You were loved and respected now people don’t give a damn
After this, you’ll kneel to me, half your shit is what I’m taking
And you’ll be punished with a death far worse than Rapey Davey’s
You can breathe even though it’ll be the last breath you have
You can blink cause what’s next is gonna be real hard to look at
You can cry at the thought of getting bludgeoned by my bat
Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that

CAST:
Titanium1208 as Frank West
B-Lo as Negan

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Frank West Vs Negan - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

A simple remix

Songs Used:
Chef Pee Pee - I Hate My Life by SuperMarioLogan
Necro - Take Hip-Hop Back

Necro ft. Chef Pee Pee - Take My Life Back

down with the fifthness

LYRICS:

Caesar:
Veni, vidi, vici, and I'll do the same right to your ass.
It's impossible to back down against me since the die's been cast
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR That's my name bitch, don't forget it!
Orating better than CICERO in this battle of wits!
You'll be invaded like GAUL! EASILY. Bunch of sissies.
What can I do for your country? I'll DESTROY IT, lil' missy.
The people think you're a great president, but I gotta chuckle
Even wimpy little Britain gave up more of a struggle

JFK:
I look at you and see nothing but a freak with leaves on his head
Try messing with a president, no doubt you'll end up dead
I'm serving up deep dish disses like your pizza pizza,
You're a little squirt & ya know I'm gonna beatchya, beatchya!
I'm the winner of this battle, so build me a triumphal arch,
My raps are stabbing you like Brutus on the Ides of March!
I'll beat ya into caesar salad while your people starve away
Try to acknowledge this American rap, and screw off to Pompey

Caesar:
That verse was a bigger failure than a certain Bay of Pigs!
You've been finished since the opening! Broken like a twig!
You're in a crisis with missiles of the VERBAL FUCKING KIND
Oh, your brain was blown off so I'll give YOU a piece of my mind!
I've got a motherfucking CALENDAR named after me!
What about you... an airport? LAME SHIT KENNEDY.
You lost the space race, dick face, you'll be gone without a trace
As I chase this defaced batshit case into disgrace

JFK:
You have upset me Julius, I want to rid of you like Crassus,
I have the power to take whole armies and drop them on their asses
So that’s President Kennedy to you, ya foreign bastard,
In this rap competition, I spit raps way faster
 justa chillin’ in the white house, while you in the desert grillin’
Rippin’ raps’ and shittin’ raps, crushin’ you like you’re a villain
I didn’t know we were racing here, so slow down you pirate bitch,
Why don’t you actually fight, stop sucking Sulla’s dick!

“The president has been assassinated, I repeat, the president has been assassinated”
*Et tu, Brutus?*
Brutus: Hey you, start a new battle.
Oswald: Yeah, get on that.

What? Again? Oh, ok.
Intense Rap Battles of Craziness!!
Brutus vs Lee Harvey Oswald!!
Begin!!

Brutus:
You’re almost a copy of me, your style’s very dry,
Pack your bags you bastard, and say your final goodbyes
So weak that you even had to use a gun?
See now that’s not exciting, not very fun. 
You Pussy. Obviously I’m the best assassin.
Since I have all this time you’re the one I’ll be trashin’
You got killed after you blew off Kennedy’s head
So come a bit closer to me, and again you’ll be dead.

Oswald:
I'm the undertaker, it'd be best to prepare the plots, 
I'll take you out like Kennedy. IN JUST THREE SHOT
You crazy-ass Roman, bow down an you’ll see
I made millions shiver with my acts, Call me Lee
There’s not a chance you’ll survive this, I can see simply
You may have come before me, but you wish you were me
I’m powerful, took out a man with full power,
You and the rest of the stinky Romans could all use a shower, 




Lincoln:
It's the beard hat and legs here to finish off some idiots,
Killing is just as bad as slavery, don't you get it?
I'll proclaim my victory as the greatest to ever unfold,
The 16th lord of the land is known throughout the world!
Went from the prarie to the white house to become the greatest,
I'll assassinate assassins, I'm the bravest!
Not even Vampires or Zombies could handle ole honest Abe,
So let be the one to introduce you to your graves!

Booth:
My old pal Abe, would you like a seat or a booth,
You were no American hero to me, ain't that the truth
You were surely honest, how’d that bullet feel, tell me?
The only vampires you could take on are from the Twilight movies
I was a stage actor who never got the credit he deserved,
I've got a front row balcony seat for you reserved
I'm a straight shooting mothefucker when it comes to guns & rhymes!
So sit back and enjoy as I play with your mind

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

You Decide!!
 Intense! Aww, look at all this blood I gotta clean up, fuck! Rap Battles of Craziness!!


Necro ft. Chef Pee Pee - Take My Life Back

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