
thirteen years you've been a slave, CRACK!
grab your blue bic, suck your glass dick
90 hours a week at lil nippers
here's team dave he owes me twenty dollars
50 piece 20 piece hundred piece
thats why youre always late on your lease
in your house is damn near toxic
all you smell is farts burnt plastic

this is your brain on drugs
join team dave and have some fun
this is your brain on drugs
join team dave he gets no hugs

flick flick fuck, i need a bic
wish i had a candlestick

used to have a happy home with your wife
traded it for crack, now that's your life
gave up hygiene, toothpaste, dental floss
what's the cost you'll pay for your loss.
sold the car, sold the phone
sell anything to smoke crack all alone.
i know its hard to stop the temptation
emancipate yourself from enslavement

this is your brain on drugs
join team dave and have some fun
this is your brain on drugs
join team dave he gets no hugs

Team Dave's On The Loose

everywhere i go
everyone i see
anywhere i turn
anywhere i'll be
there's always a hot girl trying to fuck me
manic mike manic mike, please pick me

i got sore dick syndrome

underpaid and overfucked
overtime i bust my nut

i fucked her so hard i broke the condom in her cunt

you fuck like a fast food employee but you cum like a rock star

your average sized penis feels like a footlong

cum in my hair, i want it in my hair


Sore Dick Syndrome

persecuted in my home town
harassed, fucked with, bust my balls
you people keep pointing your pointy fingers
like you've never seen a day in court
i paid off all my restitution
and chose to walk a friendly path
i donate money, sacrifice my time
try to make this a better place
but i can't deal with all this bullshit
you better get the fuck out of my face.


all these years,
all these tears.
the sacrifices i've made

its my life, its my choice
i live my life my own way.
you should be grateful for this system
it enables you to act this way.
running your mouth like a fuckin asshole
if i hit you i go away
post my bail, my day in court
the only way i'll wear a dress shirt
emptied my account for this jew lawyer.
i wanna see the light of day.

Persecuted in Pittsburgh

i met her in her boyfriends house in dormont
she was drunk and down on her luck
drinkin her lunch, breakfast and dinner
her own mom knows she's no winner
it didn't take much to impress her
cuz she was already fuckin a loser.

its my pussy, i make the choice
it don't mean shit if your pussy aint moist.

next thing you know, she's on her knees
coughing, choking, spittin out my seeds
another day passes, she fucks another friend
she calls me up. Oh no, here we go again.
i dragged her ass to the local portajohn
gave her a money shot, she wiped it off with her thong

its my pussy, i make the choice
it don't mean shit if your pussy aint moist.

she needs, i need, gimme amoxocillin
we need, you need amoxocillin.

Amoxocillin

Coffee Shop Girl

he defends her when she fucks me
manic mike, manic mike he does what he please

your girlfriend calls me on the phone
your girlfriend, she's not alone
your girlfriend gives shitty head
your girlfriend's a mutual friend
her boyfriend's a fall down lush
her boyfriend is too drunk to fuck
her boyfriend's at work all day
while she gives her sweet pussy away

my penis wouldn't disagree
when your girlfriend's down on her knees
my penis is so damn eager
to penetrate and mislead her
you're a fool for putting up with this
my penis just came on her lips
what's that smell? its manic mike
he was fucking your girl last night



Your Girlfriend's A Mutual Friend

these are lonely times in dormont
i can't find my fucking whore
i'm driving up and down west lib
i can't see nothing. what gives?
there used to be these sluts in dormont
now there's nothing but fat pigs
guess i'll go into toms diner
at this point i just can't win

order a gyro, french fries with cheese
then i see that fuckin goof
dirty looks, yea he's mad
maybe he'd like to smell my finger
i was playing the in and out game
with his girlfriend last night
he's too much of a fucking coward
to take it outside for a fight

i'm not sorry for the things i did
no hard feelings, just my hard dick
just my hard dick. and she loved it.


these are perilous times in dormont
my penis just crossed the line
i can't stop these things that i do
i fuck her all the time
she's good looking but she's boring
she just sits there, don't say much
beer on her breath smells like dormont
when she's absent i miss her touch

i pick her up on eastmont
and we play the in and out game
no i never used protection
that would affect my erection
i bent her over, smacked her ass
she'll all smiles after the task
we fucked numerous times in the past
this surely won't be the last. 

my cum is in her mouth 
she spit it out

No Hard Feelings, Just My Hard Dick

Michael Marrotti
Justin Philman
     Manic Mike and the Mood Stabilizers are a Pittsburgh Hardcore band with a chemical imbalance, shit attitude, and an uncontrollable lust for sexual encounters with the opposite gender. 
    We are Pro-Pussy!
    If that's not cool enough for you, I suggest you go fuck yourself after you've been properly thrusted by your sexual partner who happens to be the same gender and vehemently disagrees with my fucked up, yet righteous prerogative. 
     The endless search for an audience that not only likes, but appreciates our style has left me with a flaccid penis, when all I wanna do is be hard enough to ejaculate freely and smile afterwards. 
     Making all the wrong choices for all the right reasons has been very expedient to the song-writing material in this band. Fucking up can be a good thing for the creative mind. 
    The ultimate goal of this band is to have 100 original songs uploaded on this account, where as most people's life's work consists of never missing a Steeler game and getting perpetually wasted off of Iron City Beer. 
     The mundane existence in Pittsburgh often leaves me feeling like "Fuck my life". I can assure you this, once I find that big vagina that is life, it will be vigorously fucked by my chemically induced, stubborn penis that refuses to cum in under 20 minutes. 

































































































Your Girlfriend's A Mutual Friend

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