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Audio sketch comedy. Ridiculous characters in absurd worlds. Written by comedians Micah Sherman and Dan Hirshon.

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Voice Over - Host

Comedian Maria Ciampa and her longtime husband and co-host Justin Carr investigate (laugh at) several voicemails they got from Boston politicians they don't even know.

This is a short episode to tell you what this comedy podcast is all about!

Wrong Voicemail, Boston Edition

Wrong Voicemail, Boston Edition- Trailer

Let's take a listen to the FIRST EVER wrong voicemail we got - from Boston politician “Mark Fitzpatrick” (names changed to protect the innocent mis-dialers), intended for the “Chief”. THEN let's discuss the most vital & pressing questions:  What IS this “situation in the North End” that Fitzy's talkin' 'bout? What exactly is Fitzy asking of the “Chief”?  Is Fitzy offering the mighty “Chief” Bruins or Celtics tickets, or simply shooting the breeze?  Also we discuss:  Co-host Justin Carr’s post-surgery, drug-addled response to this mysterious wrong voicemail.  That time host Maria Ciampa was clotheslined! and most importantly… What was Fitzy EATING when he left this voicemail?  Send your wrong voicemail, text, facetime, and/or email stories & files to us at wrongvmpod@gmail.com ! We’d love to chat about ‘em.

Episode 1, Wrong Voicemail (made with Spreaker)

Onto the 3rd Wrong Voicemail from Boston, MA! This one is from Fitzy himself, who is in fact the politician who runs this office. We discuss the most vital & pressing points:  What is Fitzy getting out of his desk when he leaves this voicemail? Justin thinks it’s alcohol, and Maria thinks it’s a payday candy bar. Proof that men and women are different! Do these guys BOTH have self esteem issues? Because they keep apologizing for just existing, and it’s worrisome.  Is Maria sexist, or is the BFD in fact probably made up of a bunch of white guys?  Also we discuss:  Justin’s physical health vs. Maria’s - hint: Maria enjoys moving fridges and Justin has several screws in his spinal column. Also, is Justin in fact a ghost who needs thyroid level testing? Is there a way to call someone and have it go direct to voicemail? No really, Maria and Justin want to know. Please email us at wrongvmpod@gmail.com if you know.  And most importantly…  How Justin calls out Maria’s comedic genius, which cements their marriage for at least another decade or 3.   Send your wrong voicemail, text, facetime, and/or email stories & files to us at wrongvmpod@gmail.com ! We’d love to chat about ‘em. 

Episode 3, Wrong Voicemail (made with Spreaker)

Back to business as usual, and onto the 4th Wrong Voicemail from Boston, MA! This one is from Fitzy’s trusty Chief of Staff, Shanny. We discuss the most vital & pressing points:  What exactly is a  Chief of Staff and would you like to be one?  Hey, what the heck is a  standpipe anyway? Maybe these guys would be more efficient in their speech if they took at Toastmasters class or an Improv class. Justin proves it can be done with a very boring & concise improvised speech.  Maria created an audio montage of all the “ums”, “aahs”, & “pleases” we’ve heard so far in these voicemails, and we invite you to enjoy that.     Also we discuss:  How Maria USED TO BE attractive to Justin. Used to be.  Is a cat o nine tails known mainly as a medival torture device or a kinky device? No really, we don’t know. Please email us at wrongvmpod@gmail.com if you know.  And most importantly…  Do podcasts “drop” or “slap”? What does it mean when the kids say that something “slaps”? We don’t understand. We do our best to change with the times, but not really. Actually we don’t try at all. 

Episode 6, Wrong Voicemail (made with Spreaker)

Onto the 5th Wrong Voicemail from Boston, MA! This one is from Chief of Staff Shanny once again. We discuss the most vital & pressing points:  Let’s define what a “phonebook” is for all the pretty babies listening to this podcast. We love you, pretty babies! In this voicemail, Shanny suspects he might NOT be dialing the right number, so he asks the Chief to call him back to confirm. Does he? (No. Because we got this voicemail, not the Chief. ) How can Shanny be so grateful for the Chief’s help but also wonder if he has the wrong number? The universe is so weird, right?  Also we wonder:  Can numbers be gay? Should Maria dig out those weirdly boring old love letters left behind by ex-tenants that she found in the house they used to live in?  Email to let us know if you’re interested and she’ll open all the boxes in storage just for you.  Justin wonders if you’ve ever sent a wrong letter, because he’s basically your Grandpa. Also he wants to know if you’ve sent a “wrong love letter”. That’s just a silly question if you ask Maria, but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be asked.   Send your wrong voicemail, text, facetime, and/or email stories & files to us at wrongvmpod@gmail.com ! We’d love to chat about ‘em. 