"when you can't be the best... become the worst"
- Mari Da Goat, 2023.

This is the worst album of all time, I made the songs randomly cause I was bored.

I rate it a 2/10. This project represents my current mental state. I live in Ohio. Help.

Non Canon: Deluxe Edition

OOF

we recorded this at vasts house and I blew off school for the day

yes ik I used some of the bars again on another song idc, you have ligma

oof!! freestyle [w/ yungskarz & vast]

sonic 2 is the best sonic game ong
- Mari

smokin dat greenhill gas [oniichan bruno x Mari Da Goat x yvng bando boy

~non canon 

i made this song in 5 minutes waiting on some coochie lmao

this bitch done stole my virginity, can’t have shit in detroit

they added goku to fortnite💀 ft. drake

taco tuesday (w/ yungskarz) [prod. JayTheSwiper]

This song is all props, this shit is not real
~ non canon

i think i’m on a fbi watchlist… (ft. FatalAnal, Yung Pimple Nigga)

itadaki seieki (w/ bklyn.ghoul)

get this to 5k and I’ll watch one piece
100 likes too

fuck one piece nigga Dragon Ball better ong 
Long ass show, Luffy ain’t even in fortnite yet mid ass Nigga. One Piece characters ruined jumpforce too. Weird ass character designs, niggas be built like horse shoes and shit. Black beard literally has no swag. Aizen, Madara and Cell all had swag. One Piece worse than Boruto.

hito hito no mi (w/ yung pimple nigga & yungfrenchfry)

shout out to all the big girls, skinny girls, thick girls, tall girls, short girls, black girls, latinas, asian girls including south east, middle eastern girls, native girls, redheads, alt girls, goth girls, basic girls, LGBTQ girls, 2D girls, non binary afab people, alien girls, buff girls, old girls, young girls who are of age (18+), gamer girls, big tiddy girls, small titty girls, broke girls, rich girls, girls who wear makeup, girls who don’t wear make up, girls who wear make up and don’t need it, girls who don’t wear make up but do need it, throat goats, girls who practice abstinence but don’t believe sodomy counts, girls with short hair, long hair, no hair, weave, wigs (not white girls with dreads though. Or any ethnic black hairstyles, matter fact the only white girls I’m including are ones that are a minority of some sort and are pro black. Like the ones who still have BLM in their bio- but like not the ones who call themselves snow bunnies. Also fuck you if you’re a terf)

Ps. Shout out to tsunderes, yanderes, and all the deres, milfs, gilfs, and even ggilfs

i’m finna get more outta pocket than an antisocial nigga phone at a function he didnt want to go to

no maidens? (ntr bros) [xlothemisfit x mari da goat]

Hatsune Miku squirted in my mouth and it tasted like Mountain Dew Baja Blast™

i would do unspeakable things to Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6™ if given the chance (ft. Shmadae)

receiving a footjob with syrup under the table @Denny’s saved my life and i am no longer a nihilist!

edging myself in a Burger King bathroom while listening to the makima handjob asmr [freestyle]

i wish a thick goth girl would smother me with her thighs & isekai me to a world where i have a dad

i should be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame but they wont let me because I’m black

life is like a corndog, bitches only want my weiner if i got some bread 💯 (w/ Lil Kori NBK)

Call me Tensai Mari
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insta @tensaimari
Discord: tensaimari
YouTube: Mari Da Goat

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if you see this comment a 🐐 on my song “Raw”

Non Canon: Deluxe Edition

Mari Da Goat ✧ [@tensaimari]