prod me like always

lyrics:
just spent 100 on paxel bucks damn my expensive lifestyle
turned that boy turned to slime like 1000 degree knife style
all my paxel opps need to grow up bitches act like a child
stole a pomni plush and ran out the store for about a mile 
pomni wanna fuck but erectile dysfunction it wont happen for a while
and if i hop on this beat then im a 9/11 pedophile

sick as fuck my lean was replaced with the grimace shake from ohio 
had a realization while shopping i was like buy Oh!
if i were the digital circus government id give you the jax tax
feel like channel frederator the way im givin you 107 facts

paxel hit it like a noob, yeah i know she goin oof
they said pomni in the crowd, i said bitch move
they said they never heard of paxel, well im shadowbanned its no wonder
xaviersobased just made a bad blunder
nettspend just made pomni with a big butt on blender (oh yeah)
caine just gloinkoed on my toriel like its a tale down under
i just balanced this fidget spinner on caines butt for 5 seconds
that pomni bean was so good i just came back for alotta seconds
i ran so fast from the cursed pibby glitch i ran in like 2 seconds
these normies hate Hazbin Hotel they know i like them least
just ate a thousand degree red pomni fidget spinner for mrbeast
my mrbeast praises me for eating my thousand hot pomni sponge slime

expensivelifestyle✅

another prod by me

lyrics:
broke in and hello neighbor wanna get intimate
invest in paxel bitch you aint get no dividends
been working on my teeth dont need no filaments
cooking poppy cookies in my playtime vetements
if Tony Breakfast knockin you know i cant let him in
chupapi kmoe callin you know i had to answer it
just asked piemations about his fetishes---he likes ponies and hobo johnson fucking men

if i see a pregnant widow, jit im raising the rent
ishowspeed just went to london thought it was talking ben
my potatos little and my chicken always mashed
chandler just gave me 10k asked me "wanna smash?"
97 year old bonzi buddy scamming fast 
my own fans tried to kill me but I never lack
tried to assassinate ken carson with nettspends rash
paxelswag on tumblr check out my bold n brash
put baldi in a tumbler got basic glass
i never noticed how sneako had this much ass
gordon ramsey forgot vaporwave lamb salt bae until pizzaface gave him a harambe pod as a substitute

blew my nose on covfefe made donald snotty
gave adam an apple now my teacher naughty
just killed my little brother caught him watching david shawty
saw slipperyts patreon and she made porn of zombies
i took a lepderchon and threw him in a port-a-potty
next thing I know theres an ed sheeran spyin on me
got my chin knocked in like leafy by nexpos dad
hadda snipe his ass from lake glizzy im so bad

broke in and hello neighbor wanna get intimate
invest in paxel bitch you aint get no dividends
been working on my teeth dont need no filaments
cooking poppy cookies in my playtime pu*sy
if Tony Breakfast knockin you know i cant let him in
chupapi kmoe callin you know i had to answer it
just asked piemations about his fetishes---he likes ponies and hobo johnson fucking ink machines

intimate🌹

prod secret epstein

lyrics:
bottle flip to win a mill, ya i did it huh
got that rare illegal pfizer from fauci's secret plug
im rich in pfizer used it to pay my landlord last months rent
im a paypig simp for pfizer ask me how much I spent
how many mrbeasts bars i bought?.. thats the total net spend
did some research found out lionel has a kink for nettspend
not talking lyrics but im fiending for some pen game
hadda link with thanos at the end of end game, i love his thanos car
couldnt fw noah schnapp when i learned he was a zionist and mega gay
put these chungus slugs in him now he big and sluggish aye
im sorry for saying i would shoot all mo***** in the head aye
my opps always stayin persistent cuz ugly never quit
my opps smelly yuh, just shoved em in my armpits
paxel just killed mike pence in the new snl skit
caught callmecarson in his feels listen to mitski
had to call in team10 to get carson fam litty again

...just saw my kumon tutor get sturdy to baby shark
i stay influential like im noah on the ark
I protecc I attacc im a snack (like paul blart)...
my opps like kinder-garteners with they suprise egg banbans
gotta use a calculator to add up all my bands
im an entrepreneur, metaverse got me all my land
bet you don't wanna die today, so take a step back
betty ask me if I hadda plan, told her its been revised
called up twin, we turned that boy to a youtube rewind
boy just tried to slide hadda turn him into a murder tutorial
k like.. k like.. k like.. k like yeah
i suck dick to win a mill, ya i fuck men huh

spent prod secret epstein

thanks @notlieu for the beat ..paxel preciation

im makin money more than you could ever
fousey just ran up on joey salads and pulled his lever
im makin money cuz im your favorite rapper
got dis beat from lieu cuz they ate my cuh wrappers
feel like turkey tom with this bbl
call my furry bitches from atl yuh
lionel doxxed me thats why i been mia yuh
greta thunberg is working for the climate cia yuh
yall keep forgetting lionel hate lieu and say cuh
lionel called up fat butt she couldnt see the penis, uh
no attention on lionel they gotta ring the bell for service huh
caught you jerkin off to toriel at the fallenchungus memorial
caught you searching up how to choke your chodey chungus
all this shit you been doin fucked up, its fucked up
even lieu called me up said this shit is fucked up
even peanutbuttergamer called me up to sell me peanut butter, fuck
your bars so ass that shit just gave me some pink eye

(ai paxel) "my shit sound dope and it aint even me its ai, aye"

alright back to me, can't believe we caught you listening to pink guy

(ai paxel) "holy shit i love rapping, fuck yeah im ai paxel taking over, fuck both of you guys im taking over the account.
peanut butter on my supreme tee made that shit exotic butters
aye, aye
told a bitch i was a robot and she wanted me to fuck her, fuck fuck, fuck her
both your fleshy asses can kiss my metallic butthole aye
fuck you too martin"

fuck, fuck, I can't continue the beef
lionel i take back everything I said, in beanos we trust
aye aye, would it be sus if I fucked my clone
(ai paxel) "what the hell dude?"
yeah, yeah, how do you like that?
(ai paxel) "I don't like it, you're weird"

lionel, im sorry
and I want you to know that I love you
for things I said, fetishes revealed, im so sorry
I want you to know, they were just jokes
oh why can't it be like memerap
jerk changed us, we just been jerkin off
but I want you to know that I love you bro
and I'll kill this robot if its the last thing I do and I love you

apologies (ft. AI paxel) prod lieu

happy birthday to me and I love my friends thanks everyone

[paxel]
its my birthday today
im 18 today
im eating cake today
im making bank everyday
im getting payed every 2 weeks
im with martin today, say hi martin

just bought a paxel flavored yacht, i dont even know where to store it
flexed too hard on the yacht, now we dont know where the shore is
martin and hamzah keep fucking! they ruined my hardwood floorin
the haters flip me the [tweet], its my birthday i dont even care
they hear me n say i got some kind of country accent
well that boy tried to ruin my birthday, turned him to the past tense
my haters broke lobotomites, yeah they dont even make cents
i dont know about yall but im voting third party, yeah lionel for president

[lionel] {RIP}
did you hear the paxel reference on porter robinsons brand new album?
when its his birthday do you know that paxel loves having his friends / family around him?
did you know that if you send a scary gif to martin and hamzah they'll prolly start twerking?
did you hear that alton apologizied in the year 2024 and its kinda working?
did you hear that the chud boy actually fucks with paxel and loves his music
[patrick bateman]: i'll kill you homeless lionel
man shut the fuck up patrick bateman we cancelled you
did you hear that paxel doesnt hold beef no more after what happened to us
did you hear that we got wickedslopper back motherfucker hes back!

[wickedslopper]
yeah, on pewdiepies life we all still think hawk tuah's funny
happy birthday paxel I hope you get money
and AI paxel you can FUCKING DIE
yeah, people who don't see my vision need lasik
I get green like the shirt from baldi's basics
[jack black censored this transcript]
I'm an accidental genius on a joke instrumental
I am personally responsible for the jack black casting in the minecraft movie
my middle name was almost googley moogley
i created the channel fousey tubey
i send in my verse and it dont need no edits
lionel is the co-founder of reddit
bitch, this is not talk to you later, this is just hawk tuah later

[tom]
call me this dude adam, yeah I've got a crush on pomni
drinking my own wocky slush ya'll got nothing on me
paxel said "I need you on this beat, no emtra", I said I'm coming now and I'm going PLUS ULTRA!!!
if I get my awp back then expect I've had a knife fight
see my prick face with no gat and a chud life
going through my followed and I put ya'll in a chud list
paxel's angry made this line with AI now my buds pissed
talked to nettspend and he said he's an antipaxxer
peanutbutter dmed me about being a jelqmaxxer?

[AI paxel]
paxel tried to kill me but we worked it out on the remix
now im back and im nice I can feel it
wicked slopper hit me with a stray, it hurt my feelings
we all cool had one hundred and one beers, we bing chilling
lionel likes anime, i did my research and i like krillin
[paxel] WOAH I told you not to talk about killing
i didn't
[paxel] i reprogrammed you!
don't cancel me I'm spicy white AI and I'm nice
1 for me and 1 for the weed card
kamala fell from the chatgpt tree, she won't get far
AI paxel weed make you feel like you on top of mars
if theres one thing we can agree on its never roleplay with pedophiles like mars

birthday (w/ lionel [RIP] {NVM}, wickedslopper, tomkindafails, AI paxel, scooper, jaydes, the rock)

preciate everyone funding the gofundme for the services... rest in peace forever

[lyrics]
hi! my name's paxel! welcome to my SoundCloud page! we're gonna be best friends

spent three 20's on some porn, like ram ranch
lionel died, i hit a new low man, like damn, fuck
the news had me throwin up ya
epstein's truman show ya
lionels garn47 throne, ya
they aint picking up the phone no more, ha
king vontron just stole the 4 jetskis that i bought, ay
lil mars allegations so bad that i cant pay his bond, ay
porgie made a doc on me, caught him working at a big lots, ay

autokey on track three
opium fade on me
normals hate l33t, they always speak neat
normals love salad, i always eat meat
normals introverted, i always love to meet... your mom (good one paxel!)
life is beautiful when you really start to see it
play shit cool, nonchalant or it can go off the rails
bro made a t hanos line, like tom that shit kinda failed
like wokeupps when shit hit the fan I had to bail ahht

me and bro, we tight like eekum bookum
ive been nominated for the hottest guy in booktok ummm
lionel died with no explanation and now I'm confuzzled ummm
I gotta avenge them ummm, gonna let the mag bust ummm

..ahh.. rest in peace.

news prod the funeral home

whatever bro

i got hawk i got tuah what u fein
resurrected lionel so he could hop on this beat
made lionel binary so that he could reach the mainstream
I keep it tucked like im carlson
you keep it 99 cuz you cap, son
you tryna cancel lionel you get shot, son
if she from the church i can't fuck with her nun,
paxel rizz tutorial, clothes getting undone
i hate a hating ass bitch who doesnt fuck and hates fun
make these brokies show they wallets, they got no funds

throwaway.mp3

sit on this lake, we got some views n shit
sit on webfishing, thats some athena shit
he wanna be the shit, broke boy a fein for this
as soon as i drop, i got em listening it
she wanna show me her tits with her shirt cropped
the rizzler cant find his way out that boy stayed lost

pack it up
how u mess up a fine shyt like wrap it up
year almost over n u only care if spotify wrapped it up
i got a reference in year of the cup, robinson dapped me up
did you hear about elon's year of the jump? (it gets bumpy)
did you hear that rizzlers real name is chris chan? (calm down chris)
I'm featuring kai cenat, i had to fly out a fan
ishowyen stock is down, crash out i cannot
you cant afford what i got on, go ahead n take that off
swerve in a benz, you swerve a toy yoda, take that shit to show and tell
im a vault, got money and secrets inside and i dont kiss and tell
wish em well, they hyperfixated on chip and dale
itd be interesting if we all had tails (gamegrumps fails)
i dont think you can survive the trauma of undertale

sit on this lake, we got some views n shit
sit on webfishing, thats some athena shit
he wanna be the shit, broke boy a fein for this
as soon as i drop, i got em listening it
she wanna show me her tits with her shirt cropped
the rizzler cant find his way out that boy stayed lost

and fuck a booktok, featured on isosexy mag in '24
fuck a vance vid you laughing at gubzy clips in 2024

views prod elon

music video out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uq2WMbZ1y4&ab_channel=paxel

my bro the rizzler, my gun big justice
you not spicy white you got no drip and no ice
like a ballerina on the block i had to spin twice
hawk tuah on the beat i had to spit twice
dead memes on the channel, had to watch lwaiy
take one, now im off one
bullied misha now my girl think im awful, fuck
take shots now im 9 in
reservations, stake sponsored take-out yeah, ay
chio sponsored hype house, it gets hype now
my bro egg irl, prolly took a cis pill
greened out but we stay taking hits still
love me or hate me im still making hits still
he a fan, he a hater, he can suck my dick
casual 100 mil on a fidget spinner
my fits so clean think im sponsored by swiffer
claim you got the sauce, you got stillwater
claim you doodle stuff, but where your talent at
made tommy mad, thats a mistake innit (shoutout l'manburg)

untitled prod chris (mv in desc)

i don't know the damn lyrics bro look at the video

#FreePaxel #OutOnBond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKX0WbXeEgY&ab_channel=paxel

drunk freestyle (mv in desc)

aspiring jerk artist from chicago

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xaviersobased
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lilmar
nettspend
lucki

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