That will be $500:
My 100% off coupon in my back pocket

Sir if my client is lying, why aren’t his pants on fire

"your honor if my client is guilty, then how am I hard?"

“Me dropping the soap”
The 6.9 foot tall black muscular inmate behind me who spent 20 years without even seeing a woman

Insane comment section lmfao, i bet everyone from here is Instagram reels enjoyer 🙏😭🥀

After all this time 44 weeks my reaction still:

G H Ö S T - I Would Win

Luxury - Azealia Banks (super slowed)

Creds to LL Clawz 

I just slowed and reverb it.