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I Think Somebody Shit My Pants is a ridiculous anthem about blame, denial, and the smell of hypocrisy that everyone pretends isn’t theirs. It takes the most childish image possible and flips it into a brutal commentary on fake friends, liars, and the people who always dodge accountability. The humor is crude, but the truth hits hard: no matter how loud the excuses get, the stink of dishonesty can’t be covered up. It’s absurd, it’s sarcastic, and it’s the kind of track that makes you laugh and wince at the same time.

Lyrics:

“Ladies and gentlemen… we regret to inform you…
Somebody has shit my pants.
And until the culprit steps forward…
We all suffer the smell.”

One, two, three, four!

Walk in the room, damn, what’s that smell?
Everybody’s guilty but they’ll never tell.
“It ain’t me, check my squeaky clean past”
But the stink keeps rising from your moral trash.

Excuses stacked, but your mask still slants
The smell won’t die and the truth still haunts.

I think somebody shit my pants
(It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!)
I think somebody shit my pants
(It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!)
Spin the lie, dodge the shame
Join the hypocritic game
I think somebody shit my pants
The stink was you.

Fake friends smiling with vampire teeth
Draining your joy while they dance underneath.
“Not my fault, no, I’d never do wrong”
But the crap’s in the air and it’s choking the song.

Point at strangers, play pretend
The stink still clings until the bitter end.

I think somebody shit my pants
(It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!)
I think somebody shit my pants
(It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!)
Laugh it off, wear the mask
Blame your shadow for the task
I think somebody shit my pants
And you are the stink.

Okay fine… maybe it was me
…but it’s complicated.

Not me! (your best friend said it)
Not you! (your ex-wife spread it)
Not the dog! (but the couch still knows)
Not the crowd! (but the stink still grows)

“It’s the boss! The cousin! The jerk at the bar!
The fake-ass guru with the brand-new car!
The excuses pile, the truth still stands…
Somebody shit my pants!”

I think somebody shit my pants
(It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!)
I think somebody shit my pants
(It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!)
Fake-ass clowns, liars too
But the smell broke through
I think somebody shit my pants
And the stink was you.

Yeah… you are the stink.

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