Whatever happened to the Paperboy?  An in depth look at the trials and tribulations of the paper industry and its eventual end.

MARKLAR - PAPER BOY

In Zimbabwe lies a tribe of indigenous people who've inbred a mutation into their culture, featuring two-toed feet good for climbing trees.  This song paints a picture of how it might be if a PT Barnum type character stole them from their lands for a public viewing.

MARKLAR - THE OSTRICH PEOPLE

GEHY Clicky Track

Sissy Click Track

TMUMCT

Blaster Mike Click

A song about the MOST useless of machines.

Alex O'Connor: Bass

Jacob Klag: Production, Mixing, Sound Engineering, Etc. Guitar, Drums, Vocals, Trash Can

Lyrics:

My robot has got no legs
Just like Lieutenant Dan
If arms had been in the blueprints
If I’d even planned
Schematic systematic circuitry
Fiber optics, LEDs
NO gears or gizmos
Operations nominal
My robot has none of these

Switch Flick
Memory Stick
Pitch black like MS DOS
Calculator
Sci-fi Disabled
Operating system is Mangosauce

A dyslexic child with Play-doh
Who’s trying to play Dog
Transistor radio centric
Resists capacitance twisting
Active electronics Bus
Binary LOG
Frankenstein has a mind beyond me
For life after life in 0010123
My robot makes no mistakes
To continue please press any key

Cellophane Cyborg
Bill Nye the Science Guy
A microchip is planted
In the base of the Skull
Biohazard pathogen
Standby for Launch
Gestation equal
To the sum of it’s parts

It’s Alive X3
It’s Dead

Slugs in Mugs

The Most Useless Machine

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