Maar jongens toch, hebben jullie weer aan de plopmelk gezeten?

well there's a little black shed yon-over-der
in the middle of the pines
it wasn't out there come yesterday
but still weathered through the times

i said "holy hell where'd she come from?!"
"i'd swear that the devil was born in there."
my son says "pa ya gonna go in?"
and i says "boy that goes without saying?"

"gonna walk right  in, gonna shut that door
ain't got no clue what the fuck i'm in for
the whole damn thing smells of sin
whatever you hear son don't come in"

when i walked in i couldn't see shit
it was fuckin dark as hell
the door slammed itself behind me
i shit myself as well

i said "holy hell that smells boy!"
"I'd say that the devil was brewing in there!"
my son says "daddy what the hell am I hearin?!"
and i said "don't you dare come in!"

gonna walk right in gonna shut that door
ain't got no clue what the fuck i'm in for
the whole damn thing smells like sin
and something else... cause i shit myselfs

the room lit up like a firework 
to my surprise and shock
pants off in the corner 
me and my shitty sock

the voice come out of nowhere
that defied all time and space
a man transcended out of nothing
you should've seen his face

he said "holy hell that smells boy"
"come in the devil's house and do that THERE?!"
"lucky for you that i was here"
"cause ill trade your soul for some underwear"

gonna walk right in, gonna shut that door
ain't got no clue what the fuck i'm in for
"if they're tight and they're white i'll sign my name
save me the looks save me the shame"

"just your soul and nothing else" 
he had muttered through a cough
the beast forgot to mention
you can't take the fuckers off

i said "holy hell this sucks balls"
pretty low for the devil to do that there
now i gotta live in my piss and shit
and i can't go out in public

gonna walk right in gonna shut that door
ain't got no clue what the fuck i'm in for
should've minded my own and stayed outta that shed
or i'd still be shitting in toilet's instead

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The Black Shed

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