I've been a cast member at Sunset Market Ranch at Disney's Hollywood Studios for quite some time now. Turkey Legs are a popular selling item, so i figured i would create a parody song dedicated to the most popular bird in demand. Smh. Enjoy!
UPDATE: Sadly, Turkey Legs are no longer being sold at Hollywood Studios, so this place in the picture no longer exists. Sad face.
P.S. I was bored and listening to "Talk Dirty to Me" for a while, so naturally, this came about. lol.

Talk Turkey to Me( Jason Derulo Parody)

I have been working at Disney's Hollywood Studios for quite some time at good ole Sunset Ranch Market. One of my favorite places is Hollywood Scoops. This here is a tribute track to that place, as well as a celebration of the famous ice cream cone that everyone seems to enjoy with all sorts of flavors of ice cream. Shout out to all my Sunset crew! Parody of "Thong Song" by Sisqo.

LYRICS:
This thing right here
Is letting all the people know
What guests talk about
You know
The sweeter things in life
Hahahah
Check it out

ooo dat stuff so delicious
Even though its not really nutritious
See ya making that thing like apple crisps
Or the ice cream cookie sandwiches

Uh,
They like to glance at the stuff they bought
Making sure that the brownie slide is hot
Send em next door across from us cause they was needing a cup of water

They had butter pecan, can can
Lines like clubs, clubs, clubs,
If you drop your cup, cup cup
We will make it again
They had butter pecan, can can
Lines like clubs, clubs, clubs,
All night long
Let me see that Cone

Cookies n cream, yum, da na da na
Better than cookie dough, da na da na
On a cup or solo
That cone co cone cone cone
Cookies n cream, yum, da na da na
Better than cookie dough, da na da na
On a cup or solo
That cone co cone cone cone

Flavors all can be mixed
Like Strawberry and Chocolate
Ice cream sundae, spoons in the dish
Vanilla or Mint Chocolate Chip

Uh,
They like to ask for the stuff on top
From the scoops to the scoops, don’t let it drop
Send em next door across from us cause they was needing a cup of water

They had butter pecan, can can
Lines like clubs, clubs, clubs,
If you drop your cup, cup cup
We will make it again
They had butter pecan, can can
Lines like clubs, clubs, clubs,
All night long
Let me see that Cone

Cookies n cream, yum, da na da na
Better than cookie dough, da na da na
On a cup or solo
That cone co cone cone cone
Cookies n cream, yum, da na da na
Better than cookie dough, da na da na
On a cup or solo
That cone co cone cone cone
Cookies n cream, yum, da na da na
Better than cookie dough, da na da na
On a cup or solo
That cone co cone cone cone
Cookies n cream, yum, da na da na
Better than cookie dough, da na da na
On a cup or solo
That cone co cone cone cone

ooo dat stuff so delicious
Even though its not really nutritious
See ya making that thing like apple crisps
Or the ice cream cookie sandwiches

Uh,
They like to glance at the stuff they bought
Making sure that the brownie slide is hot
Send em next door across from us cause they was needing a cup of water

They had butter pecan, can can
Lines like clubs, clubs, clubs,
If you drop your cup, cup cup
We will make it again
They had butter pecan, can can
Lines like clubs, clubs, clubs,
If you drop your cup, cup cup
We will make it again

Cmon
Cmon
Cmon

Yeah, Baby that cone
said i like the way
Said i like the way, i don’t think you heard me
Said i like the way you scoop that thing
vanilla sugar and fat free
Orange Sherbet
With fudge, whipped cream
topped with a cherry, baby ohhhhhh


The Cone Song( Sisqo Parody)

First track of 2016. Had this one in the works for a while. was supposed to be part of a themed EP, but things didn't quite work out as planned, but why have u wait any longer? Here you go. My Jetsons themed track featuring the mighty Antisoc.

Orbit City( feat. Antisoc)

Idk about any of you, but I LOVED the mighty ducks trilogy. Never really grew up with the series, but i checked it out n it was cool. This is my track tribute to said series n trilogy. Hope y'all get the references thrown in there. Enjoy!

Lyrics:
Flying V, started from the bottom of District Five
Now we’re in the pros, repping Anaheim
Knuckle puck time, here to stay
Bombay, Orion, play two way hockey
Feel the wrath of the bash brothers
The warriors die and the ducks fly
It starts with a W
We will, we will, We will quack you

(Hook:
Here come the mighty ducks, burning up the ice
Just try and stop the Mighty Ducks
And you’re gonna pay the price
Here come the mighty ducks, fighting for the gold
Lets hear it for the mighty ducks
Time to rock and roll)

Ducks rock, quack attack
See through your cloak with the Drake Ducaine mask
Battle van ready to take on Dragaunus
Straight outta puck world, Under the pond is
Where in HQ they plot their move
Wildwing, Nosedive, Tanya, Mallory, Duke
And Grin, with a Mighty Duck Pinball Slam
Leader of the ice, Here i am

(Here come the mighty ducks, burning up the ice
Just try and stop the Mighty Ducks
And you’re gonna pay the price
Here come the mighty ducks, fighting for the gold
Lets hear it for the mighty ducks
Time to rock and roll)

Flying V( Mighty Ducks)

I grew up playing Crash Bandicoot on my playstation. Here is my tribute track to one of the greatest video game series of all time. P.S. Im not an Iggy Azalea fan. I just loved the beat and it sounded like it would be in a Crash Bandicoot game, so thats why I chose it.

*This is a remastered version. I decided to try fixing it up a bit cause I didn't quite like the way it originally sounded.*

Crash Bash

For those who have eyes to see and ears to hear, open them up loud and clear and just listen........Produced by Starbeats.

The Storm( Feat. Ree)

This is my submission to the Riding My Own Wave( Open Collab Contest) by FrivolousShara. Hope you guys enjoy, whether i make the cut or not cause I had fun doing it, as I always do(pause).

Lyrics:
I’m not dropping names like its the goblet of fire
but i wish y’all would bring the fire, An Olympic torch, my desire
To be the jango fett, not the cookie cutter clone commando
Bring the ammo, and whammo, don’t give a damn if I aint got a Lambo
You’re stumbling with your mumbling and tumbling
Im making waves from down under staying humble and
I stay true to me cause I can’t be nobody else
But myself, like a CEO i make my own wealth
Every hip hop area has a hit or miss
but just cause they’re not on the radio don’t mean they don’t exist
Sometimes you gotta dig deep if you don’t like shallow flows
Or Pinocchio rappers, watch their puppet nose grow
If you want change, then be the change
Not loose but strange to the untrained ears, begging for what you brang
But if you wanna stay the same as all the others, okay
As for me I surf, tread, win walk and ride my own wave

Riding My Own Wave( Masdamind Submission)(Rough Mix)

My first character themed rap battle. Its part of a new series called "Battle Rap Encounters" on my youtube channel. You can check out the video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To1yU-RkY0k
Produced originally by DJ BX. Beat edited by yours truly.
LYRICS:
Arigato, Ossan, this is America
Your puny plumber tricks cannot quite compare to the
Key that i’ve got, and the mic that i rock
I hold the top spot, Jump man you ain’t Squat, 
I’m EPIC, cast members call me the Boss
Of the land, of the world, of all Disney Parks
Sorry lover boy, i know its a hassle
But your princess is now in my castle

Shut up Mortimer, or should I Call you Michael?
You nearly got named after your longtime rival
Its a Me Mario, with a Yeah Wa-hoo
Beat u in any sport and Wreck your whole crew
I start with three lives, it took you three times
To even get noticed in the public eye
You’re just plane crazy, and not so scary
Stick to chasing after cheese like a Mouse, Jerry

You wanna talk cheese? (Mickey laugh) that’s rich
You wouldn’t still be here if it weren’t for Switch
Wii u, your prof-its stink more than your armpits
You need to Ditch the rhyming and stick to teaching typing
10 seconds of star power? What a shame
Where is your name on the Walk of Fame?
Mine is up there with Shrek and Bugs Bunny
And you only got famous because of a monkey

Thats it.
(clears throat.)
The gloves are coming off, ya little rat.

Disney SMOKED out your voice, and THATS real personal
You only exist cause he got SCREWED by universal
I’m flipping and spinning and winning, racing and beating em
Throwing fiya at your works ALL OVER the Magic Kingdom
You cater to the RICH and got no class
Come to NY, you won’t get an annual pass
I’ll beat you like bowsah, grab you by the TAIL.
Now be gone rodent, your steamboat is setting sail.

Mario VS Mickey Mouse( Battle Rap Encounters)

Another showdown in the Battle Rap Encounters series. Its a showdown of the slashers. Hope you enjoy! prod. by Phreezy
YOUTUBE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgwt5qAhBHQ
Lyrics:
(Freddy Krueger)
Welcome to my nightmare
I’m gonna cut you in two, start with your head
Spread you all over the town and go free after arrest(2)
Beat you firm and unfair, ya little skunk bear
Cause you’re already one blade short of two pairs(s4)
Drown you under the screams of your many dead wives
End the lives of the kids you fathered with my knives (6)
What a birthday surprise, I take your soul
And leave you like you always find yourself, alone(8)

(Wolverine)
I don’t fear you
Or the dudes that wear your halloween costumes (2)
Just like your mom, you went under the wood
And turned loose as a goose from child abuse (4)
My adamantium claws are quick to kill
You’re the nightmare, I’m the Hypnocil (6)
Don’t turn your back on the king of the wolf pack
You might wind up in a body bag (8)

(Freddy)
You’ve got the body, I’ve got the brain
Like Shang Tsung your soul is mine to claim(2)
Get sliced in a dream, carry over the pain
Into the real world, death is the only way out (4)
Don’t step to the spring wood slasher
I’ll bury you next to Jean Gray’s cadaver(6)
Gravestone stone says Here lies little smitty
And then i will body bag Laura Kinney (8)

(Wolverine)
Keep dreaming, demon, I’m the V-I-P
People only get you as D-L-C (2)
Ya Got beat by teens, Jason and Ash
And Without fear or memories you can’t come back(4)
You’re not scary terry, just a vile dude
Who spent too much time in the boiler room (6)
Throw holy water on you and watch you die
Call me priest cause this evil spirit’s been exorcised (8)

Freddy Krueger VS Wolverine(Battle Rap Encounters)

Another Episode of Battle Rap Encounters. This was a suggestion from one of the fans. Hope you enjoy! 
YOUTUBE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCFbxxgBVB8
LYRICS:
Dracula
You don’t know Jack, Bram Stoker will bring horror to the Joker
Got more brain and pain in my fangs than your face in a game of poker(2)
I’m a real gothic tale, you’re a Hot Topic Sale
With more purple and green made than a Mardi Gras Parade(4)
Clown prince, you can’t even deal with the Devil, but I can
Take a bite out of crime like I’m Vampire Batman (6)
You might have had a bad day, but your night will be worse
I’m the King, Now prepare to face Dracula’s curse (8)

Joker
You’re slowly, slowly, 
slowly getting thirsty(2)
You can count on this, Drack, you’ll get a taste of happy gas
Cause I’m The killing joke, sunny, I always get the last laugh (4)
Funny,
You’re weaker than your castle, what a hassle for a battle
with a bat rat dog fog mist, beat with you a crucifix (6)
And a stack of breadsticks to your dome
And trap you with a rose on your resting home (8)
You couldn’t even stand against the Dork knight Batsy
So retire before there’s another death in the family (10)

Dracula
I’m un-dead, most cunning, bravest of the sons of the land
beyond the forest, Vlad Imapale you through the chest like Superman (2)
You might have cheated death before, but you’re no competition
your chance of winning is like my reflection, Non existent(4)

Joker
I’m the master of injustice, like the gods among us
You’re just a won’t go well, old tale that can’t even run a hotel (2)
People only notice you in the month of October
Let’s shed some light on that, whoops. Guess the party’s over.(4)

Count Dracula Vs The Joker( Battle Rap Encounters)

*YOUTUBE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA5-14Y-F4g
On this episode of Battle Rap Encounters....well, what can I say? It was an odd but interesting suggestion. You be the judge. Enjoy!

LYRICS:
EMINEM
My bars go hard, better than your dark or care-
amel coated Fruit chew, remove you like a red dye scare
You can’t compare, a carbon copy body from smarties
Whose flavor only caters to folks in the army
Slim Shady, 45 and still crazy
Your sugar loaded candy crush lines just don’t phase me
My beats brought Tupac back from the dead
To beat you, all I gotta do is bite your head

M&MS
Chew on this, ya nutty high school dropout(Red)
Your mom nearly died just to make you pop out(yellow)
All the World love us(both), you’re just a stan(Red)
And we melt in your mouth, slim, not in your hand(Yellow)
Why don’t you go into rock and roll(both)
Cause you’re not infinite(Red), and you got no soul(Yellow)
We’re OG M&ms with everything you’re after(both)
Real chocolate(yellow), inside a real wrapper(red)

EMINEM
You changed your own M from black to white
And turned tan into blue back in ’95
You’re racist, Face this, a bunch of rainbow groupies
Who failed to make a fortune from an 80s movie
Sue me, cause I’m the only Marshall that Matters
When this math is over, won’t be nothing after
A Master and Emcee, something you just can’t be
Some pansy milk duds that barely pass for candies

M&Ms
Without me(red) & me(yellow), you’d lose yourself(both)
You relapse while we reap an M-pire of wealth(both)
We run our flagship(red), you’re more a co-author(yellow)
How many songs are you gonna be about your daughter?(red)
just like your curtain call, you’re bout to get hits(both)
From the greatest M&Ms that ever lived(both)
So won’t the real slim shady please stand down?(yellow)
Cause This Rap God just lost his crown(red)

Eminem Vs M&Ms( Battle Rap Encounters)

SEE YOUTUBE VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb-pbmsZ_vo

Episode 5 of the Battle Rap Encounters! Speed VS More Speed! Hope you enjoy!
Produced by Futuristic X AKT AKTION

LYRICS:
(SONIC)- Roger Craig Smith
Its the super hyper sega mascot in blue
And you might know everything I’m going to do (2)
But thats not going to help you 
since I know everything you’re going to do, Strange isn’t it? (4)
My temper is as short as your memory
Drugs can kill you, but speed won’t be the death of me (6)
Call me big Sir cause when this battle’s over
Your face and your name will need a make over (8)
I was born to run and born to rock
You’re a nerdy farm boy inspired by a jock (10)
Who got charged by more than a strike of lightning
And best friend needs one after a day of
fighting, One of a kind, you’re a clone
Who couldn’t last a day in the Ice Cap Zone (14)
Cause I flow like snow, while your in the back row
While on my stage saying “You’re too slow”


(FLASH)
Slow? Please
Even if i ran around the world at regular speed (2)
Your Xbox 360 game would still be 
loading, and loading (4)
Without your Emeralds, you don’t stand a chance
You can barely catch up to Dr. Eggman (6)
Had a band, but your fans are the real artists
Had to soften you up for the American Market (8)
Like my show, I can see the W
Like your show, we’ve seen enough of you (10)
A rat who likes rock but doesn’t like metal
I’m the fastest man alive, you’re barely on my level (12)
You might be a teen, but you’re not a Titan
Without no rings, there’s no surviving (14)
You better watch out for the Flash and Furious
You might have game, but you’re inexperienced (16)

(SONIC)
You can speed around the world
But couldn’t date Wonder Woman or Hawkgirl(2)
Your out of your own Justice League, Flash
Only thing you’re good for is a dine and dash (4)
Just like your name, that’s how quick we forget
you ever existed, compared to your friends (6)
Your science can’t match my Sonic Boom
Killed this track like your wife, Professor Zoom (8)

(FLASH)
Your victory lap was a real short trip
Lost your run to a plumber, so you had to jump ship (2)
You should stay a WERE-HOG cause you cannot win
Or beat me when it comes to sink or swim (4)
Wanna be GOKU, you should stick to Anime
Cause you don’t look good in real life anyway (6) 
Like the boys in blue, you better call backup
You might be chilly dawg, but you need to catch up (8)

TIME!

Sonic Vs The Flash( Battle Rap Encounters)

Inspired by ProZD. Was wondering how it would song if Goofy sang Linkin Park, and here it is. Head over to my Youtube Channel to vote for what Goofy will sing next! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd4NSSR06uA

Hybrid Disney- Goofy Sings Linkin Park

This is my submission for the One Winged Warrior Contest. Beat produced by frivolousshara. Hope you all enjoy, and pray your boy wins!

LYRICS:
They pause, they fear me, 
Like little girls, guaranteed
My bars, dig real deep
Rule the world with one wing
They pause, they fear me, 
Like little girls, guaranteed
My bars, dig real deep
Rule the world with one wing

 A warrior, like Sephiroth
stay way from me and you’ll be better off
The true definition of madness 
Stand in the fire, watch your town burn to ashes
Your love has fallen like meteor
Core is a crisis, mind of insanity
The man of your dreams just murdered you
That’s why they call it your final fantasy
Need to know your place
Show me your strength or stay in your lane
Couldn’t hit or strike me if you messed with voodoo
Give into the dark cause the light doesn’t suit you
I’m Three times the boss across your whole game
So you couldn’t play me without knowing the name
Always craving a battle, fun, free euphoria
But you can’t stand a chance against a one winged warrior

One Winged Warrior[Contest Entry] Prod. by FrivolousShara

Welcome back for the 6th installment of Battle Rap Encounters. I know its been a while( I have been very, very busy), but I will do my best to keep them coming folks! For now, enjoy, like, comment, share, subscribe, of course, don’t forget to vote for our winner! OH AND SEND ME YOUR SUGGESTIONS. PLEASE!

Batman Vs Robin Williams( Battle Rap Encounters)

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