[S02.5 05] JoeyVFX.obj

AUTOPSY REPORT

DECEDENT: Lazy Ape Farmer.
CAUSE OF DEATH: Blunt force trauma.

During the subject's tournament match against the "Drakest Lord*", it appears he became increasingly irate with the monkey's attempts at financial conversation, and attempted to knock it away utilizing magic. The monkey was thrown against a nearby group of rocks, and its skull was immediately fractured, knocking it unconscious. The "Drakest Lord*" appeared to take little note of this, and calmly exited the area. There were no further disturbances to the corpse following his leave.

[*Ties to Aubrey Drake Graham are unclear and should be inquired into]

FINAL RULING:
ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ (ɢʟᴏᴡᴜᴘ) ɪs (ᴠɪsɪʙʟᴇ)
ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇ
ᴀ ʟᴇᴛʜᴀʀɢɪᴄ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ...
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ sᴛʀɪɴɢs
ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ ᴘᴇʀsᴜᴀᴅᴇᴅ, ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ ᴀssɪᴍɪʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ.. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏ sᴀᴡ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ

ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛ: ᴘʏʀᴀᴍɪᴅ_sᴄʜᴇᴍᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ

Songs used:
1) Clock Tower - Super Monkey Ball 2 (Monkeys)
2) Money - Mystery Skulls (Money)
3) Bad Apple - Touhou (Fruits)

[ 1ST PROVEN INNOCENT: LAZY APE FARMER ]

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Artist: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Akaru @indeterminant
Musician: MiniX @minibox89 
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JOEYVFX.OBJ

Out of a random passing plane and flopping onto the battlefield, it’s JoeyVFX! While he was having a good time online, this VFX artist and musician extraordinaire seems to have once more converted himself into a squishy ragdoll. Not to fear though, because the newly rendered JoeyVFX.obj now has music, art, AND simulations at his disposal!

- Songs by and sampled by JoeyVFX, as well as media hes worked on
(Walking, Mountain Land, Brain Games)
(When I'm Sixty Four, In Too Deep, One Weird Tip)
(Dad, Captain Disillusion, Not For Resale)
- Songs from simulators and ragdoll media
(Cleaning Simulator, The Sims, Surgeon Simulator)
(Garry's Mod, Gang Beasts, Goat Simulator)
- Songs from Absurdist Animation
(Xploshi, Cyriak, ENA)
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Songs Used:
JoeyVFX - Freak (JoeyVFX)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Owl City - Fireflies (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Linkin Park - Somewhere I Belong (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Capital Cities - Safe and Sound (Simulators: The Sims 3)
Stevie Wonder - I Wish (Sampled by JoeyVFX)

[S02.5 05] Never Gonna Freak This

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Artist: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz , Akaru @indeterminant
Musician: MiniX @minibox89
Join the Discord Server: discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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JOEYVFX.OBJ

Out of a random passing plane and flopping onto the battlefield, it’s JoeyVFX! While he was having a good time online, this VFX artist and musician extraordinaire seems to have once more converted himself into a squishy ragdoll. Not to fear though, because the newly rendered JoeyVFX.obj now has music, art, AND simulations at his disposal!

- Songs by and sampled by JoeyVFX, as well as media hes worked on
(Walking, Mountain Land, Brain Games)
(When I'm Sixty Four, In Too Deep, One Weird Tip)
(Dad, Captain Disillusion, Not For Resale)
- Songs from simulators and ragdoll media
(Cleaning Simulator, The Sims, Surgeon Simulator)
(Garry's Mod, Gang Beasts, Goat Simulator)
- Songs from Absurdist Animation
(Xploshi, Cyriak, ENA)
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Songs Used:
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Absurdist Animation: Music Video)
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (Sampled by JoeyVFX)

[S02.5 05] Take Me Alive

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Artist: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz , Akaru @indeterminant
Musician: MiniX @minibox89
Join the Discord Server: discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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JOEYVFX.OBJ

Out of a random passing plane and flopping onto the battlefield, it’s JoeyVFX! While he was having a good time online, this VFX artist and musician extraordinaire seems to have once more converted himself into a squishy ragdoll. Not to fear though, because the newly rendered JoeyVFX.obj now has music, art, AND simulations at his disposal!

- Songs by and sampled by JoeyVFX, as well as media hes worked on
(Walking, Mountain Land, Brain Games)
(When I'm Sixty Four, In Too Deep, One Weird Tip)
(Dad, Captain Disillusion, Not For Resale)
- Songs from simulators and ragdoll media
(Cleaning Simulator, The Sims, Surgeon Simulator)
(Garry's Mod, Gang Beasts, Goat Simulator)
- Songs from Absurdist Animation
(Xploshi, Cyriak, ENA)
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Songs Used:
Pizza Kids - We Like Pizza (Simulators: Cleaning Simulator)
New Order - Blue Monday (Offsource)
Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Michael Jackson - Beat It (Sampled by JoeyVFX)

[S02.5 05] Pizza Mondays

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Artist: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Akaru @indeterminant
Musician: MiniX @minibox89
Join the Discord Server: discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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JOEYVFX.OBJ

Out of a random passing plane and flopping onto the battlefield, it’s JoeyVFX! While he was having a good time online, this VFX artist and musician extraordinaire seems to have once more converted himself into a squishy ragdoll. Not to fear though, because the newly rendered JoeyVFX.obj now has music, art, AND simulations at his disposal!

- Songs by and sampled by JoeyVFX, as well as media hes worked on
(Walking, Mountain Land, Brain Games)
(When I'm Sixty Four, In Too Deep, One Weird Tip)
(Dad, Captain Disillusion, Not For Resale)
- Songs from simulators and ragdoll media
(Cleaning Simulator, The Sims, Surgeon Simulator)
(Garry's Mod, Gang Beasts, Goat Simulator)
- Songs from Absurdist Animation
(Xploshi, Cyriak, ENA)
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Songs Used:
Pizza Kids - We Like Pizza (Simulators: Cleaning Simulator)
New Order - Blue Monday (Offsource)

[S02.5 05] Pizza Mondays [Instrumental]

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Artist: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Akaru @indeterminant
Musician: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz
Join the Discord Server: discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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JOEYVFX.OBJ

Out of a random passing plane and flopping onto the battlefield, it’s JoeyVFX! While he was having a good time online, this VFX artist and musician extraordinaire seems to have once more converted himself into a squishy ragdoll. Not to fear though, because the newly rendered JoeyVFX.obj now has music, art, AND simulations at his disposal!

- Songs by and sampled by JoeyVFX, as well as media hes worked on
(Walking, Mountain Land, Brain Games)
(When I'm Sixty Four, In Too Deep, One Weird Tip)
(Dad, Captain Disillusion, Not For Resale)
- Songs from simulators and ragdoll media
(Cleaning Simulator, The Sims, Surgeon Simulator)
(Garry's Mod, Gang Beasts, Goat Simulator)
- Songs from Absurdist Animation
(Xploshi, Cyriak, ENA)
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Songs Used:
Surgeon Simulator - Operating Theatre Heart Transplant (Simulators/Ragdolls - Surgeon Simulator)
Various bill wurtz and Jack Stauber clips (Absurdist Animation)
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
soddiken - a trick my cat can do (Absurdist Animation)
Jack Stauber - Baby Hotline (Absurdist Animation)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Fatboy Slim ft. Bootsy Collins - Weapon of Choice (Sampled by JoeyVFX)
Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine (Simulators/Ragdolls - The Sims)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Sampled by JoeyVFX)

[S02.5 05] Spinning Surgeons

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Artist: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Akaru @indeterminant
Musician: MiniX @minibox89
Join the Discord Server: discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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JOEYVFX.OBJ

Out of a random passing plane and flopping onto the battlefield, it’s JoeyVFX! While he was having a good time online, this VFX artist and musician extraordinaire seems to have once more converted himself into a squishy ragdoll. Not to fear though, because the newly rendered JoeyVFX.obj now has music, art, AND simulations at his disposal!

- Songs by and sampled by JoeyVFX, as well as media hes worked on
(Walking, Mountain Land, Brain Games)
(When I'm Sixty Four, In Too Deep, One Weird Tip)
(Dad, Captain Disillusion, Not For Resale)
- Songs from simulators and ragdoll media
(Cleaning Simulator, The Sims, Surgeon Simulator)
(Garry's Mod, Gang Beasts, Goat Simulator)
- Songs from Absurdist Animation
(Xploshi, Cyriak, ENA)
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Songs Used:
Lemon Demon - One Weird Tip (Sampled: 73)
Cyriak - Oddity (Absurdist Animation)

[S02.5 05] One Weird Oddity

(HOSTS - ALPHAGENOS) [ Art by @rosello-xanthis ]

Following the collapse of the mansion, Alpharad and Papagenos harnessed the power of the diary for... yet another tournament. One where they're in control this time, able to right the wrongs of the past. And also to have fun. Actually, MAINLY to have fun. We have fun here.

- you know our sources by now guys i don’t have to tell you again
- Though, we have host privilege, and can pull whatever we want too.
- oh yeah that’s true actually but not like we couldn’t pull whatever before
- Well if you want to be like that about it, sure.

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Madeon - Icarus
Persona 4 - Pursuing My True Self
Ace of Hearts - Fool For You
Quad City DJs - C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)
Juno Songs - Bob-Omb Battlefield (With Lyrics)
Super Mario Odyssey - Jump Up Superstar
Fire Emblem: Three Houses - Lady Of Hresvelg (The Edge of Dawn)
TheLivingTombstone - Drunk
Toby Fox - MEGALOVANIA
Persona 3 - Burn My Dread

Icarus Complex

Our penultimate match of the first round has officially concluded. Will THE DEVIL give his competition one hell of a time, or will NARRATIVE NIHILISM craft themselves a good ending out of this match? Thanks for voting, and stay tuned for the rest of this round!
-core core

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THE DEVIL: “Playwrights played wrong- looks like it’s curtains for you two!”

THE DEVIL WINS!

THE DEVIL - 30 Votes [68.2%]
NARRATIVE NIHILISM - 14 Votes [31.8%]

[WR1M7] Results! - The Devil vs Narrative Nihilism

Passenger 15 – Kagamine Rin & Len
-Vocaloid and virtual artists [NO YBS] (Hatsune Miku, Gorillaz, Studio Killers)
-J-Pop and its artists (Plastic Love, Nogizaka46, Blackpink)
-Songs from musical duos and child stars (Daft Punk, Simon & Garfunkel, Justin Bieber)
-Twins, siblings, dancing, childhood, and friendship (Hey Brother, The Safety Dance, All My Friends)

Crusher-P - Senbonzakura (Vocaloid)
YourFavoriteMartian - This Is Why I'm Single (Virtual Artists)
The Beach Boys - Kokomo (Siblings)
Taio Cruz - Dynamite (Offsource, originally intended on being a dancing pull but in retrospect thats highkey BS and a stretch lol)
Gorillaz - 19-2000 (Virtual Artists)
The Village People - YMCA (Dancing, Childhood)
Weird Al - The Brady Bunch (Siblings, Dancing: parody of Safety Dance)
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Child Stars)
The Front Bottoms - Twin Size Mattress (Twins)

It's Fun To Be Single!

Music: Gamixer @gamlxer
Illustration: Barbilou
Music: THE FINAL STRETCH
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Songs used:
Playstation 1 Startup (Related Off-source)
Nitro Fun - Final Boss (Rhythm games)
Nitro Fun - New Game (Rhythm games)
Diana Boncheva - Beethoven Virus (Rhythm games)
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Ghosts)
The Jackbox Party Pack 5 - Mad Verse City Credits (VGM Rap)
Ridge Racer Type 4 - Spiral Ahead (Action Racing)
Manuel - Gas Gas Gas (Vehicular Manslaughter)
Homestuck - Busting Makes Me Feel Good (Ghosts)
ND Lee - Never Say (Rhythm games: DJMAX PORTABLE)
Stinkbug & Coda - Bomb-Sniffing Pomeranian (Rhythm games / Dogs)
Mad World - Ride (VGM Rap)
Masaya Matsuura - Sista Moosesha (Rhythm games)
Limp Biskit ft. Snoop Dogg - Red Light Green Light (Dogs)
Afterglow X Kasumi - Dramaturgy (Rhythm Games: BanG Dream! Girls Band Party!)
Eve - Dramaturgy (Rhythm Games: Taiko no Tatsujin; Drum n' Fun)
DEMONDICE x Megan McDuffee x AO - Mean Street (VGM Rap)
PRASTIK DANCEFLOOR - Do Back Burn (Rhythm games)
The Living Tombstone - Report, Report, Report! (Ghosts)
iDOLM@STERS - Kyun! Vampire Girl (Rhythm games)
Mario Kart Countdown (Action racing / Vehicular Manslaughter)
bermei.inazawa - 真夏の海の修道女 (Rhythm games)
Delta Heavy - Ghost (Ghosts)
Persona 3: Dancing Moon Night - Party Over Here! (VGM Rap)
Megalomachia2 - SUPER-REFLEX (Semi-Source? Rhythm games: UKSRTX - Guardian to Fantasy, Boy to Reality)
The Living Tombstone - I Wanna Be A Machine (Rhythm games / VGM Rap)
MoreMell0w - Funky D.J. SPIRIT's Rap!! ( ;3 )
Masaya Matsuura - Chop Chop Master Onion’s RAP (Rhythm games / VGM Rap)
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Sourcelist:
Songs from rhythm games not published by or exclusive to Nintendo or Sega
Rap songs from videogames
Songs from 90s racing and vehicular action games, or related to vehicular manslaughter
Songs related to dogs, sheep and ghosts
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THE FINAL STRETCH

Art by: Sackboy
Track by: Cargo

And we had yet to experience its ultimate challenge: The Mashup Prom. 
I remember it clearly... 2 rounds were left... and as we fantasized about our dream bracket match-ups, we were all scrambling to catch the attention of one of our eight most mashuptastic contenders:

Amethyst, (5000+), A rowdy gem who is always down for some fun and good times!
(Replacing: Polly Geist)

Track Sources:
Estelle - American Boy
CG5 - No Matter What (Remix)
Olivia Olsen - Haven't You Noticed (I'm A Star)
Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild and Free
Nicki Minaj - Superbass

Dating Theme ~ Amethyst

Lovejoy - Call Me What You Like (The Voices)
Jack Stauber - Easy to Breathe (Bedroom Pop/In Shadows/Addiction/Lack of Breath)
girl in red - dead girl in the pool (Bedroom Pop/Water/Lack of Breath)
Hexane Music Team - Ruination ()
Matilda The Musical - Naughty! (Harsh Truths/In Shadows/Netflix)
Ween - Ocean Man (Otherworldly/In Water)
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THE ADDICT: 𝚒🆃'ⓢ 𝓃𝕠𝕥 𝙡🅸𝒌🅴 🅈🅾𝓾 𝑐ⓞ𝓊𝚕𝔡'𝓿𝕖 🄷🅴𝖑𝘱𝔢𝒹 𝒶𝔫𝘆𝘸𝓪𝒚𝐬...

THE ADDICT LIVES!

THE ADDICT: 42 Votes [67.7%]
THE LISTNER: 20 Votes [32.3%]

[MR2M4] RESULTS!

Official Lyrics:
[Verse]
Here's another friendly reminder that,
White supremacy is a white people problem,
To try & solve,
So, if you’re white, 
Then it's up to us to use,
What we have to be loud, 
& active about fighting,
& defeating Racism, 
White Supremacists, 
& White Supremacy,
In the fight for progress,
& equality,
Because, these things are,
Fundamentally intertwined with,
The fight against Fascism!,

[Hook]
'Cause, this is non-negotiable, 
In the year of our Lord, 2025,

[Chorus]
Fuck off, Nazi Scum!,
Down with Fascism!,
& all threats to our Democracy!
& so, Fuck Racism & White Supremacy!,
In the year of our Lord,
& everyday after, forever more!,

[Verse]
The Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad, 
Is a perfect example,
Of a rage-bait marketing campaign, 
That worked exactly the way,
It was intended to,
& the people saying,
“It’s just an ad" have clearly,
Never researched the definition, 
Of propaganda in their entire life,
'Cause,
The whole situation is quite simple,
The ad implies that she has “great genes”,
As in genetics,
Which implies the eugenics belief,
That “bad genetics” also exist,

[Bridge]
& who do you think,
White Racist Nazis believe,
Are the carriers of so-called, 
“Bad genetics” are?,
'Cause,
For those of you struggling with this, 
Let me make it clear,
It's all the same people,
That they slaughtered,
Back during the Holocaust,
& just to be clear,
If you wrongly think that you are safe, 
Then, let me be the one to remind you,
That skin color isn’t the only thing, 
White Supremacist Eugenicists target, 
How “perfect”, are your genes?,
Is there Autism in your family?,
Did a parent have cancer?, 
Deafness?,
Dementia?,
Diabetes?,
Obesity?,
Depression?,
Anxiety?,
Or simply made the mistake,
Of openly voicing that you disagree?,

[Pre-Hook]
'Cause, if you have any one of these, 
Or, if they run in other members,
Of your extended family,
Then that’s all the justification, 
Fascists need to claim the right,
To kill you & your whole family tree!,
Which is why you cannot let yourself,
Be duped into complicity!,

[Hook] & [Chorus]

[Verse]
All ‘American Eagle’ clothing brand, 
Had to do to avoid all of this, 
Was include multiple people,
Of varying ethnicities, heights, weights, 
& change the tag line to, 
“We All Have Great Jeans”,
& it wouldn’t have been, 
The white supremacist dog whistle,
It clearly was,
Because, No blonde haired blue eyed, 
White woman should star in ads, 
Trumpeting how great their ‘genes’ are, 
When no one would EVER, 
Make an ad like that, 
About any woman of color, 
Be they cis, trans, or otherwise,

[Bridge]
&, if you respond with, 
“Well, I don’t see color",
Then I say,
Well then, maybe you should,

[Building Tension]
Because, you clearly, don’t see inequality either,
Nor do you see, 
Black joy, pain, brilliance, or struggle,
You’ve made everyone,
Whose not like you invisible, 
So that you don’t have to, 
Be uncomfortable, 
That’s not respect & equality,
That's just you in denial!,

[Hook] & [Chorus]

[-[Verse]
You are privileged in life,
Even if you experience struggle,
As a person whose white,
Acknowledging this isn't guilt,
It's just simple awareness,
A way to acknowledge,
& understand the ways,
The way the system,
Treats us all,
Differently,

Just comply, they say,
But we’ve complied all this time,
& have still been,
Beaten, Tazed,
Shot, & Killed,
Complying doesn’t protect Black people,
The issue here was never our behavior,
Because, it was always theirs,
& No, I don't want “kind” deportations,
“Nice” cops in schools, 
Or, “understanding” genital inspectors, 
At sporting events, either!,
Because, the problem here was always the fascism, 
Not that, the fascism is rude, 
Just like how the most evil, 
Tool of patriarchy isn’t men, 
But women trained to defend it,
‘Cause when patriarchy, 
Can’t control women,
It recruits children,
So, Teach your sons how to respect,
All the women & girls they meet in public, 
Because, 
I'm over here teaching daughters,
How to break jaws,

[Hook]&[Chorus]-x2]

Warp Drive Hearts

In the Year of Our Lord

punch in prod. nainsuta

BENSO (PROD. OLIVER FRANCIS)

Part 1: @fortnite-mash-jam-royale
Part 2: @fortnite-mash-jam-royale2
Part 3: @mash-jam-part-3
Part 4: @mash-jam-part-4
Part 6: @mash-jam-part-6
Where we droppin', boys? At Fortnite: Mash-Jam Royale, of course!! Here, several teams of competitors present their very own characters, who each have their very own set of sourcelists to make tracks for! Think Siivagunner's King for a Day Tournament! However, this will not be a traditional tournament, but we WILL have an awards ceremony for the teams, to give credit to all of the hard work these teams have put out. Hold on to your seats, because we've got a Victory Royale of content for you!

[SEASON 2.5 CURRENTLY IN UPLOADING PHASE.]

[S02.5 05] One Weird Oddity

Fortnite Mash-Jam Royale: P5

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