crunkjesus on the timeline how can this be

https://youtu.be/NwJeu4Vcx2c

Once again, the internet has spoken! Will BLACK MAMBA FARQUAAD once again take the crown, or will TYLER AND THE GRINCH leave their opponent knee deep in Christmas coal? Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin'!

Musician (Buildup): theguy
Editing: theguy, TVGhost
Art: TVGhost, RedHeartPink
https://soundcloud.com/theguy-mashups-part-six
https://twitter.com/_TVGhost_
https://heartpink.newgrounds.com/

Sources (Buildup):
theguy - Megamix R1 Results Buildup Template 
Farquaad Sound Effects (Shrek)
Sleigh Bells SFX (Christmas)
Tyler, the Creator - OKRA (Tyler, the Creator)
Tyler, the Creator - See You Again (Tyler, the Creator)
Jennifer Saunders - I Need A Hero (Shrek: Shrek 2)
The Jackson 5 - Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (Christmas)
Tyler, the Creator - IGOR'S THEME (Tyler, the Creator)

Black Mamba Farquaad
- Songs by Smash Mouth & other artists featured in the Shrek franchise.
(All Star, Walking On the Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can't We Be Friends)
(Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Bee Gees, Michael Jackson)
- Songs featured in Dreamworks media.
(Bad, Move It Move It, Towards The Sun, Back In Black)
- Songs related to bodies of water & aquatic life.
(Into The Ocean, Dam That River, Rock Lobster, Badfish) 

Tyler & The Grinch
- Songs featuring Tyler, The Creator & his collaborators.
(EARFQUAKE, Yonkers, NEW MAGIC WAND, LUMBERJACK)
(Odd Future, Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, A$AP ROCKY)
- Songs featured in Illumination & Dr. Seuss properties.
(The Grinch, Despicable Me, The Lorax, SING!)
- Songs related to Christmas, wintertime, or snow & ice.
(All I Want For Christmas Is You, Jingle Bell Rock, Last Christmas, Sleigh Ride)
(Let It Snow, Coldest Winter, Winter Wonderland, Silver Bells)

[R1 M1] Results! Black Mamba Farquaad vs Tyler & the Grinch - Mashup Week: Megamix

Arrangement: https://soundcloud.com/farthahalaugh
Art: Nikki
Stocks: Nikki
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(007 - UJI-CO.)

- Snail's House, or in the Kawaii/Future-Bass or 2010+/EDM Chiptune Artists
(Pixel Galaxy, Umbrella, Candy Spaceship, hot milk)
(Dark Cat, fujishiro tatsuya, Anamanaguchi, Danimal Cannon)
- Moe Shop and future funk
(Love Taste, WWW, Pretty Please, Cerise)
(Mariya Takeuchi, MACROSS 82-99, Count What You Have Now - Vantage)
- Saccharine media
(Lollipop, My Little Pony, Kirby: Return to Dreamland)
- Shops, money, or wealth
(Stuff Mart Rap, Money On The Dresser, Money Money Money (ABBA), CORSO)
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Sources:
fusq - Like you (Kawaii Bass)
Moe Shop - Pretty please (Future Funk)
android52- groove of the labyrinth (Future Funk)
YOASOBI- into the night (Off-Source)
Hitomitoi - Feels Like Bayside Love ( Rhodes Rework) (Future Funk)
Semoothe - Bubble Pop (Kawaii Bass)
Moe Shop - You Look So Good (Future Funk)

Feels Like You

Track Sources:
Lena Raine - otherside (Minecraft)
AdamZoneTopMarks - One More Fright (Minecraft Parodies)
Grandayy - Game Theory Opening Theme in Minecraft Note Blocks (Grandayy, Noteblock Covers, Youtube Culture)
Máni Svavarsson - We Are Number One (Grandayy, 2016-2020 Memes, Dank Memes)
Grandayy ft. Azermage - Blinding Lights Minecraft Parody (Grandayy, Minecraft Parodies) 
MajorLeagueWobs - h3h3 Productions Theme (Covered by Grandayy, Youtube Culture, 2016-2020 memes)

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OFFENDER 01 - Grandayy

Caliborn's note: I DON'T THINK THERE WILL EVER EXIST SOMETHING THAT SuRPASSES THIS GuY AS THE MOST AWFuL, IDIOTIC, AND uNSUFFERABLE THING TO EVER EXIST. THE MERE SIGHT OF HIS CuBIC FACE MAKES ME ANNOYED. IM GOING TO HAVE TO STOP WRITING THIS NOTE RIGHT NOW JuST TO GET THE THOuGHT OF HIS EXISTENCE OuT OF MY MIND. 

- Grandayy / Covers & Collaborators / "Youtube Culture"
- Minecraft / Composers / Parodies / Noteblock Covers
- 2016-20 Meme Culture / "Dank" Memes
- Doctors / Healthcare / Medicine

Minecraft Theory Videos Be Like....

Art by: Renegade Jade ( @renegadejademan ) [Render] , Plooshi ( @plooshburger ) [Stock]
Track by: Carmel ( @carmelpart2 )
Lore & Bio by: JohnnyGang ( @johnny-gang-742345072 )

READ DJ SRAY'S INTRODUCTION?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pjtBzBZLEMJByJ69ARe9Inan2--XnbYA-8XgoXZkYLE/edit?usp=sharing

JOIN THE DISCORD?
https://discord.gg/aYfaASE6Hu
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DICE 1 FACE 1 - DJ Sray
Art by: Renegade Jade
Bio by: JohnnyGang

> Have you come to challenge her? Well, you better hope you brought your best, because it's on! Owner of a club that shares her own name, strikingly similar to a character from some other platformer, and queen of the dance floor, DJ Sray is ready to dance 'till you drop (or explode, depending on how you react to making the wrong inputs). So, get ready, because she'll be sure to show you who has the best moves in town!

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE:
- The I Wanna Be The Guy franchise, its fangames, and general indie/infamously difficult platformer games
(I Wanna Kill The Guy, I Wanna Be The Guy: Gaiden, I Wanna Be The Boshy, I Wanna Be The Adazel)
(Cave Story, Celeste, Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy, Ninja Gaiden)

- The Touhou franchise, its fancontent, and general Dōjin soft or bullet hell games
(Night Of Nights, Bad Apple, Beloved Tomboyish Girl, Marisa Stole The Precious Thing)
(Melty Blood, Just Shapes And Beats, Umineko, DoDonPachi)

- Rhythm games, music popularized by them, and the call and response method
(Space Channel 5, Parappa The Rapper, Deemo, Mad Rat Dead)
(I Don't Dance, Once In A Lifetime, My Generation, Boys Keep Swinging)

- Dancing, instructional dance music and sentient machinery
(Dancing Queen, Shut Up And Dance, Do The Mario, Watch Me)
(Mega Man, Mr. Roboto, Robot Boy, Paranoid Android)

But if they get a high enough roll, you may see something else pop up!
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It's one thing to take pride over one's skill in certain activities or hobbies, but it's another to be willing to take the life of those less fortunate or skill-full as you. There is no need for me to get involved though; chances are, her hubris will be her downfall. 
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Sources Used:

- Jetstream! - Dimrain47 (IWBTG Fangames [I Wanna Kill The Guy]/Sentient Machinery)
- DJ Sray Boss Battle SFX - I Wanna Kill The Guy (All Sources)
- Night Of Nights - COOL&CREATE (All Sources [DJ Sray Battle Theme BGM])
- Heads Will Roll (A-Trax Remix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Dancing)
- Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken Rap - Parappa the Rapper (Rhythm Games/Call & Response)
- Tutorial - Friday Night Funkin' (Rhythm Games/Call & Response)
- Gravity - Cave Story (Indie Platformers)
- Potential For Anything - VVVVVV (Indie Platformers)
- Watch Me - Silentó (Instructional Dance Music)
- Mirror Temple - Celeste (Indie & Notoriously Difficult Platformers)
- Spider Dance Acapella - Smooth McGroove/Undertale (Dancing/Bullet Hell Fusion)
- U.N Owen Was Her? - Touhou Project (Touhou)
- You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring (Dancing [Dance Fucker Dance])

UPLEFTDOWNDOWNUPRIGHTDOWNDOWNDOWN

The party's about to begin! You wouldn't want to miss it, kehehe...

TRACK BY: AMEY
ART BY: TOSHI

Astrophysics - Bad Apple!! (Jackie, LAVA LAMP, PSYCHIC, SPATULA)
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - Discussion -HEAT UP- (BACKPACK, FIRE, Cato)
Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta (SPATULA, TRIDENT)
JPEGMAFIA - 1539 N. Calvert (RIFLE, LAVA LAMP)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (BOTTLE, SHOVEL, SCALPEL)
Mastgrr - Playing with Danger (NOTHING?)
Magdalena Bay - Top Dog (PHONE, FOOTBALL, BOTTLE)
Metric, Brie Larson - Black Sheep (MIC STAND, Cato)
Sonic Colors - Planet Wisp Act 2 (FIRE, PSYCHIC, ELECTRICITY)
yeule - Pixel Affection (LAVA LAMP, MIC STAND, CONTROLLER)
Monster Roadtrip - LoFi Music Sample (FOOTBALL, BOTTLE)
PAYDAY 3 - Cook Off (NOTHING?, BOTTLE)
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (BACKPACK, SPATULA)
VALORANT, Grabbitz, bbno$ - Ticking Away (ELECTRICITY, NOTHING?, BOTTLE)
Crypt of the NecroDancer - Disco Descent (SHOVEL)
GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- - Alone Infection (SCALPEL)
SCP: Secret Laboratory - The Final Flash of Existence (CONTROLLER, SHOVEL, LAVA LAMP)
Kesha - TiK ToK (Jackie, ELECTRICITY, CONTROLLER)
Toby Fox - MEGALOVANIA (TRIDENT, PHONE, SHOVEL)
CaptainSparklez, TryHardNinja - Fallen Kingdom (RIFLE, TRIDENT, NOTHING?, CONTROLLER)

A TASTE OF WHAT'S TO COME - BLACKOUT: A REAL KILLER

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u9QtOpAQXIoikvSJV66AokpBsRCE4QuozUsamLo95U0/edit?tab=t.b7r4wgk9pq86
Track by Bubbles [@user-689776763]

L: my sweet summer child youu will enjoy the games imade

(CONTESTANT 01 - MEWO)
- MOTHER, and other quirky Earthbound-like RPGs
- Shyness, reclusivity, & hidden identities
- Jazz & Lo-fi genres
- Music that can be considered 'emo'

Songs used:
potsu - sunny (Jazz genres)
potsu - leave it all behind (Jazz genres)
Laufey - Valentine (Jazz genres, Shyness)
potsu - bossa uh (Jazz genres)
OR3O - Endless (Quirky RPGs)
Nujabes - Feather (Jazz genres)
Itoki Hana, Toby Fox - Skies Forever Blue (Quirky RPG adjacent, Hidden identities)
Kill Bill: The Rapper - Backwoods (Jazz genres)
OMORI - By Your Side (Quirky RPGs)

Sunny Days, Clear Blue Skies

[IMPORTANT: The Angel Dust Birthday Week will take a short 3-to-4-day break to prepare the upcoming tracks in advance. Yes, I am making all of these as they're coming out. lmfao]

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TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Furcorn

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"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

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"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Waterflame - Electroman Adventures [Furcorn - Mobile games (Geometry Dash)]
Temple Run - Running Music [Furcorn - Mobile games]
Subway Surfers - Main Theme [Furcorn - Mobile games]
Justin Timberlake, Timbaland - SexyBack [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
Kanye West, Bon Iver, Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj - Monster [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, Furcorn - Monsters]
Lady Gaga - Poker Face [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life [Angel Dust - Drugs]
Hazbin Hotel - Loser, Baby [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become [Furcorn - Monsters]
Jean Dawson - PORN ACTING* [Angel Dust - Sex]

Furcorn's Homophobic Podcast Clip With Subway Surfers Playing Under It For 1 Minute And 37 Seconds

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Musician & Writer: Carmel @carmelpart2
Artist: Ruby @plooshburger
Join the Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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Herbert Style

"Sourcelists, eh? No. To be a member of Club Herbert, you gotta think outside the box. I'm a man with BIG ambitions, so don't dare let me down when making sure I'm represented in the best, most fashionable way possible!

...Although if you humans lack creativity, here's some simple guidelines:

- Club Herbert franchise.
- Herbert Style, and other music by... PSY? Sure!
- Flash, MMO and Disney games, just like Club Herbert!
- Dancing, dance moves and partying.
- The "golden age" of the internet.
- Disney villains, villain songs, villains who won, and villains who are in the right.
- Fashion, clothing and people who are as fashionable as me!
- The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...
- Bears, the best kind of animal!
- ... I guess we can put Crustaceans here, too. You owe me one, Klutzy!
- My plans, my ambitions, and my achievements.

Now GET TO WORK! My beautiful paradise starts development now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Songs used:
- Dance Off! (Normal Mode) - Club Herbert: Game Day (Club Herbert/Dancing)
- Gangnam Style - PSY (''I found this bootleg of Herbert Style... decided to allow it!'')
- Herbert Style - Club Herbert (''Yes!'')
- Gentleman - PSY (PSY/''Some would, yes, call me a gentleman.'')
- Shut Up And Dance - Walk The Moon (Dancing/Bears: Norm Of The North/''What you should be doing right now!'')
- The Party Starts Now - Club Herbert (Club Herbert/Partying/Dancing)
- DADDY - PSY (PSY)
- Herbert Voice Lines (''And now, get to work!'')

OPERATION: STYLE

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Musician & Writer: Carmel @carmelpart2
Artist: Ruby @plooshburger
Join the Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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Herbert Style

"Sourcelists, eh? No. To be a member of Club Herbert, you gotta think outside the box. I'm a man with BIG ambitions, so don't dare let me down when making sure I'm represented in the best, most fashionable way possible!

...Although if you humans lack creativity, here's some simple guidelines:

- Club Herbert franchise.
- Herbert Style, and other music by... PSY? Sure!
- Flash, MMO and Disney games, just like Club Herbert!
- Dancing, dance moves and partying.
- The "golden age" of the internet.
- Disney villains, villain songs, villains who won, and villains who are in the right.
- Fashion, clothing and people who are as fashionable as me!
- The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...
- Bears, the best kind of animal!
- ... I guess we can put Crustaceans here, too. You owe me one, Klutzy!
- My plans, my ambitions, and my achievements.

Now GET TO WORK! My beautiful paradise starts development now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Songs used:

- I Got No Time - The Living Tombstone (Bears/''Must admit, that fella's vegetarian pizza? Pretty tasty!'')
- 9INTRO - PSY (PSY)
- Electroman Adventures - Waterflame (Flash Creators)
- Heads Will Roll [A-Trax Remix] - Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Dancing/''Now repeat after me, you won't stop dancing until you're dead!'')
- Ghosts Just Wanna Dance - Club Herbert (Club Herbert/Dancing)
- New Face - PSY (PSY)

Wasting No Time On The Dancefloor!

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Musician & Writer: Carmel @carmelpart2
Artist: Ruby @plooshburger
Join the Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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Herbert Style

"Sourcelists, eh? No. To be a member of Club Herbert, you gotta think outside the box. I'm a man with BIG ambitions, so don't dare let me down when making sure I'm represented in the best, most fashionable way possible!

...Although if you humans lack creativity, here's some simple guidelines:

- Club Herbert franchise.
- Herbert Style, and other music by... PSY? Sure!
- Flash, MMO and Disney games, just like Club Herbert!
- Dancing, dance moves and partying.
- The "golden age" of the internet.
- Disney villains, villain songs, villains who won, and villains who are in the right.
- Fashion, clothing and people who are as fashionable as me!
- The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...
- Bears, the best kind of animal!
- ... I guess we can put Crustaceans here, too. You owe me one, Klutzy!
- My plans, my ambitions, and my achievements.

Now GET TO WORK! My beautiful paradise starts development now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Songs used:

- Honolulu Honey - Club Herbert (Club Herbert/The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...)
- Drink To Hawaii - Not Crediting (The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...)
- Margaritaville [Drums Only] - Jimmy Buffet (The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...)

Luau Drinks

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Musician & Writer: Carmel @carmelpart2
Artist: Ruby @plooshburger
Join the Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
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Herbert Style

"Sourcelists, eh? No. To be a member of Club Herbert, you gotta think outside the box. I'm a man with BIG ambitions, so don't dare let me down when making sure I'm represented in the best, most fashionable way possible!

...Although if you humans lack creativity, here's some simple guidelines:

- Club Herbert franchise.
- Herbert Style, and other music by... PSY? Sure!
- Flash, MMO and Disney games, just like Club Herbert!
- Dancing, dance moves and partying.
- The "golden age" of the internet.
- Disney villains, villain songs, villains who won, and villains who are in the right.
- Fashion, clothing and people who are as fashionable as me!
- The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...
- Bears, the best kind of animal!
- ... I guess we can put Crustaceans here, too. You owe me one, Klutzy!
- My plans, my ambitions, and my achievements.

Now GET TO WORK! My beautiful paradise starts development now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Songs used:

- Operation Blackout Remix - Lampchu (Club Herbert/''Ah... the nostalgia this brings.'')
- Rock-A-Bye Herbert - Club Herbert (''You really thought you could lock me away?'')
- Despair Room - Penguinronpa (Club Herbert/''Not even that one scientist could.'')
- Biggering - The 88 (Villains Who Won/Villains Who Were In The Right: ''You should stop at nothing to gather your objectives.''/Clothing)
- Thin Ice - Club Herbert (Club Herbert/''You're all on THIN ICE once I bring my plans to fruition!'')
- Hangover - Psy ft. Snoop Dogg (PSY)
- Anchors Aweigh! - Club Herbert (Club Herbert)
- Herbert Style - Club Herbert (''Wouldn't you like to know this one?'')
- Gangnam Style - PSY (''What, want me to spell it out for you?'')
- Fact Assault - PSY ft. G-Dragon (PSY)
- Chronosaurus - Stray Kids (K-Pop)
- Ghosts Just Wanna Dance - Club Herbert (Club Herbert/Dancing)
- Gear Up! - Club Herbert (Club Herbert/''You better, if you want even the slightest chance of defeating ME!.'')
- Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey (The kind of music that would play in my beautiful, sunny tropical island...)
- You Will Obey! - Spongebob Squarepants (Villain Songs/''Sadly, Klutzy asked me to not say he was in the right, as he felt sympathy for his rival.'')

BLACKOUT.

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

Furcorn's Homophobic Podcast Clip With Subway Surfers Playing Under It For 1 Minute And 37 Seconds

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